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Noey

1. Noey
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   March 30, 2013 7:58pm UTC
   Will you be there?
   
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2. Noey
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   March 23, 2013 7:31pm UTC
   Will I ever compare to her?
   
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3. Noey
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   February 27, 2013 7:15pm UTC
   You make me so...windswept
   
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4. Noey
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   February 20, 2013 12:06pm UTC
   Dear Best Friend,
   I promise to be your lesbian lover
   When an ugly guy hits on you.
   
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5. Noey
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   February 19, 2013 11:46am UTC
   I've always wanted to go into an elevator
   full of strangers & say, 'I bet you're
   wondering why I've gathered you all
   here today.'
   
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6. Noey
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   February 3, 2013 7:10pm UTC
   It's your life.
   
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7. Noey
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   December 23, 2012 7:43pm UTC
   Listen to me, NOW IS NOT TIME...
   Maybe someday I'll give you a sign...
   
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8. Noey
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2012 7:39pm UTC
   You took
   away the one
   thing that
   was
   mine...and
   made it
   yours...
   
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9. Noey
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2012 8:17pm UTC
   That moment
   When you realize how
   ugly all your favorite
   actors are
   But love them anyway
   Because they make you
   laugh <3
   
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10. Noey
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    Random Question #2
    Comment your least favorite color
    
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11. Noey
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    Random question #1
    Comment your favorite music video
    
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12. Noey
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    November 25, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    A day without sunshine is like, you know, night
    
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13. Noey
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    November 25, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    “A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.”
    
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14. Noey
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    When life gives you lemons,
    squirt someone in the eye
    
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15. Noey
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    Nice to meet you, Boss, I'm Justin Time
    
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16. Noey
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    Things to do before you die
    Create a rap about your current life
    Have an unimaginable bad hair day
    Eat all the chocolate you want
    Visit Ireland
    Throw something out a window
    Eat a spiders leg
    Invent a disease
    Follow everyone on Witty
    Become a supermodel (In your backyard)
    Do magic tricks with pretzels
    Scream like there's no tomorrow
    Make an ant farm
    Smell a dangerous chemical
    Watch your favorite movie 5 times in a row
    Boo at your homework
    Blow kisses to your enimies
    Burn a bagel
    Invent a secret language
    Ask your crush to get a Witty
    Sing an annoying song
    Read Lord of the Flies
    Watch Batman
    Watch Wrestlemania 3
    Get the moves like Jagger
    Bark at people at the supermarket
    Cuss at stale milk
    Make a list of things you need to do before you die
    
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17. Noey
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    November 11, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    And a song, someone sings
    Once upon a December
    
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18. Noey
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    November 8, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    We must believe in luck...for how else can we explain the sucess of those we don't like?
    
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19. Noey
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    November 7, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    I don't understand the 2-second rule
    What, after two seconds germs and dust are going to magically fly onto whatever you dropped??
    
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20. Noey
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    October 24, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    Me at 6:00 AM: I WANT SLEEEP
    Me in the shower: I WANT COFFEEEE
    Me at school: I WANT LUUUNCH
    Me at lunch: I WANT HOOOOME
    Me at home: I WANT FOOOOOD
    Me at night: I WANT TO SPONTAINOUSLY BREAK DAAAANCE
    *Repeat process in the morning*
    
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