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  1. NinjamuffinofDOOM27 NinjamuffinofDOOM27
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    July 16, 2011 1:50am EDT
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  2. NinjamuffinofDOOM27 NinjamuffinofDOOM27
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    July 16, 2011 12:28am EDT
    They're not gonna get us.
    <3
    Not gonna get us//tATu

  3. NinjamuffinofDOOM27 NinjamuffinofDOOM27
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    July 15, 2011 11:33pm EDT
    Go lick the north pole.
    <3

  4. NinjamuffinofDOOM27 NinjamuffinofDOOM27
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    July 15, 2011 11:12pm EDT
    You're mixing up the deffinitions, people.
    Asexual people don't have sexual feelings with ANYONE.
    It's AUTOsexual people who have sexual feelings about themselves.
    This is for my fellow asexual witty sisters out there. :)

  5. NinjamuffinofDOOM27 NinjamuffinofDOOM27
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    July 15, 2011 10:39pm EDT
    Coffin Cover Quotes: 5
    "OMG. gtg."

  6. NinjamuffinofDOOM27 NinjamuffinofDOOM27
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    July 15, 2011 12:02am EDT
    Are you suffering?
    I want your suffering!
    I want your beautiful suffering!
    I want it....
    i WaNT iT!
    Liar//Emilie Autumn

  7. NinjamuffinofDOOM27 NinjamuffinofDOOM27
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    July 14, 2011 2:07am EDT
    I was this close to losing my best friend....
    I've never been so scared in my life.....

  8. NinjamuffinofDOOM27 NinjamuffinofDOOM27
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    July 14, 2011 12:49am EDT
    Mature eyes only
    Okay when you read this; really think about it and what it means.
    Why do we sleep in church,
    but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
    Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to gossip?
    Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy?
    Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message, Yet we repost the nasty ones?
    Why are churches getting smaller, but bars and clubs are growing? Why is it so hard to fight for what you believe in, when its so easy to get in a fist fight?
    Think about it, are you going to repost this?
    Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
    Just remember God is always watching you. The Lord said:
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father." 90% of you won't repost this;
    Be part of the 10% that will.

  9. NinjamuffinofDOOM27 NinjamuffinofDOOM27
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    July 13, 2011 8:02pm EDT
    SUCKS
    To be you, then!
    Yeah, and you'd know a LOT about sucking.

  10. NinjamuffinofDOOM27 NinjamuffinofDOOM27
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    July 11, 2011 9:17pm EDT
    Coffin Cover Quotes: 4
    "This is what happens when you diss a hard-core belieber."

  11. NinjamuffinofDOOM27 NinjamuffinofDOOM27
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    July 11, 2011 3:00pm EDT
    Coffin Cover Quotes: 3
    "I'm not with stupid anymore."

  12. NinjamuffinofDOOM27 NinjamuffinofDOOM27
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    July 11, 2011 2:50pm EDT
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    'Free Candy'

  13. NinjamuffinofDOOM27 NinjamuffinofDOOM27
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    July 10, 2011 9:54pm EDT
    Do NOT highlight.
    Hey, I DID warn you, didn't I? ;)

  14. NinjamuffinofDOOM27 NinjamuffinofDOOM27
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    July 10, 2011 9:49pm EDT
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  15. NinjamuffinofDOOM27 NinjamuffinofDOOM27
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    July 9, 2011 10:56pm EDT
    GO HUG A CACTUS.
    <3

  16. NinjamuffinofDOOM27 NinjamuffinofDOOM27
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    July 9, 2011 12:53am EDT
    DID YOU KNOW:
    'You' is a Japanese name that means 'Sunshine'.

  17. NinjamuffinofDOOM27 NinjamuffinofDOOM27
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    July 6, 2011 11:24pm EDT
    Kids from the 90s might get this joke. :)
    Meg: I went to a water park yesterday! They had AWESOME water slides!
    Me: Cool!
    Meg: The only problem? The lines for them were as big as Yakko Warner's ego.
    Me: ....Dear god, that is big.

  18. NinjamuffinofDOOM27 NinjamuffinofDOOM27
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    July 5, 2011 11:31pm EDT
    In MY household....
    The brunette has more fun,
    But the blond remembers it in the morning!

  19. NinjamuffinofDOOM27 NinjamuffinofDOOM27
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    July 4, 2011 9:10pm EDT
    This quote has been deleted.
    Just kidding! It's right here! :D

  20. NinjamuffinofDOOM27 NinjamuffinofDOOM27
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    July 4, 2011 8:52pm EDT
    Shaking someone's hand for 10 seconds on purpose.
    <3

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