You're mixing up the deffinitions, people. Asexual people don't have sexual feelings with ANYONE. It's AUTOsexual people who have sexual feelings about themselves. This is for my fellow asexual witty sisters out there. :)
Mature eyes only Okay when you read this; really think about it and what it means. Why do we sleep in church, but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to gossip? Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message, Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, but bars and clubs are growing? Why is it so hard to fight for what you believe in, when its so easy to get in a fist fight? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember God is always watching you. The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father." 90% of you won't repost this; Be part of the 10% that will.
Kids from the 90s might get this joke. :) Meg: I went to a water park yesterday! They had AWESOME water slides! Me: Cool! Meg: The only problem? The lines for them were as big as Yakko Warner's ego. Me: ....Dear god, that is big.