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Nic0l3Bieber

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  1. Nic0l3Bieber Nic0l3Bieber
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 11:59pm UTC
    If i ever go on a date & its bad im just gunna stand up and say "im an actor, theyre all actors, and your on MTV's disaster date!"

  2. Nic0l3Bieber Nic0l3Bieber
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    Like a good neighbor , stay over there.

  3. Nic0l3Bieber Nic0l3Bieber
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    WHAT DO FISHES SMOKE?
    SEAWEED

  4. Nic0l3Bieber Nic0l3Bieber
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 2:25pm UTC
    ONE DAY
    My little sister came home,
    She demanded that I take her to the library
    so she could go get some books for sign language,
    I asked her why, and she told me about a new kid at school who was deaf
    and she want to be friends with him. Today, I stood beside her at their wedding, and watch her sign
    ' I DO '

  5. Nic0l3Bieber Nic0l3Bieber
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 2:09pm UTC
    WHEN YOU'RE HOME ALONE & SOMEONE
    KNOCKS ON YOUR DOOR;;
    10% say who is it
    64% look through the peep hole
    25% open the door
    1% CRAWL ON THE GROUND LIKE A NINJA AND LOOK THROUGH THE WINDOW VERY QUIETLY TO MAKE SURE IT ISN'T MASKED MURDER
    FAVE IF YOUR THAT 1% (SECRET NINJA STYLE)

  6. Nic0l3Bieber Nic0l3Bieber
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2011 1:06pm UTC
    I LOVE HOW
    IN SCARY MOVIES,
    THE PERSON YELLS OUT,
    " HELLO!?"
    AS IF THE BAD GUY
    IS GANA BE LIKE,
    " YEAH IM IN THE KITCHEN!
    WANA SAMICHH? "

  7. Nic0l3Bieber Nic0l3Bieber
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 12:12pm UTC
    FAVE IF YOU KNOW WHO SAID IT
    P SHERMAN, 42 WALLABY WAY, SYDNEY

  8. Nic0l3Bieber Nic0l3Bieber
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 11:57am UTC
    *VAL SHOWS HOLLY THE OFFICE SHES GETTING*
    HOLLY: IT SMELLS LIKE FEET IN HERE
    VAL: WHY YOU GATTA BE SO NEGATIVE ?
    HOLLY: OK.."IT SMELLS LIKE FEET IN HERE YAAAAAYY !"

  9. Nic0l3Bieber Nic0l3Bieber
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 11:04am UTC
    BOY: HEY WATCH THIS *BREAKS A CAR WINDOW
    GIRL: AHHH NOOO!!!!!
    BOY: LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM IS THERE!
    GIRL: BOY WHAT YOU BEEN SNIFFING!?

  10. Nic0l3Bieber Nic0l3Bieber
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 10:56am UTC
    GUY: SAY SILK
    GIRL: SILK
    GUY: SAY IT 5 TIMES
    GIRL: SILK SILK SILK SILK
    GUY: SPELL SILK
    GIRL: S - I - L - K
    GUY: WHAT DO COWS DRINK?
    GIRL: MILK! HAA! YOU DIDNT FOOL MEHH!!
    GUY: ACTUALLY THEY DRINK WATER
    GIRL: DAMN!

  11. Nic0l3Bieber Nic0l3Bieber
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 10:37am UTC
    I KNOW 10 FACTS ABOUT YOU
    1) YOU ARE READING THIS
    2) YOU CAN'T SAY M WITHOUT TOUCHING YOUR LIPS
    3) YOU JUST TRIED IT
    4) YOU JUST SMILED OR LAUGHED
    6) YOU ARE A BOY/GIRL
    7) YOU DIDN'T REALIZE I SKIPPED 5
    8) YOU ARE LOOKING BACK AT 4 & 6
    9) YOU ARE LIKING THIS
    10) YOU ARE PRESSING THE <3 FAVE?

  12. Nic0l3Bieber Nic0l3Bieber
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 2:07am UTC
    1) GO TO GOOGLE TRANSLATE
    2) TYPE IN ENGLISH " I WILL POKE YOU " AND TRANSLATE TO KOREAN.
    3) COPY AND PASTE THEN SWITCH IT TO ENGLISH
    4) FAVE IF YOU LAUGH :)

  13. Nic0l3Bieber Nic0l3Bieber
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 1:45am UTC
    YOU KNOW SOMETIMES YOUR IMAGINATIONS TAKE OVER YOU AND WHEN YOU WATCH OR SEE SOMETHING SCARY.. THEIR GOES YOUR IMAGINATIONS ACTING UP.. : /

  14. Nic0l3Bieber Nic0l3Bieber
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 1:35am UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. Nic0l3Bieber Nic0l3Bieber
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 1:30am UTC
    IM HALF FILIPINO & HALF AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Nic0l3Bieber Nic0l3Bieber
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 1:25am UTC
    THE NEXT TIME YOUR AT THE PARK,
    TAKE A TENNIS BALL,
    THROW IT AT SOMEONE AND SHOUT
    " I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU"
    ... THE YOU MIGHT HAVE TO RUN ;D

  17. Nic0l3Bieber Nic0l3Bieber
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 1:18am UTC
    ONCE UPON A TIME,
    I FELL IN LOVE WITH THE
    WRONG PERSON...

  18. Nic0l3Bieber Nic0l3Bieber
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 12:38am UTC
    Who Says Nothing Is Impossible, I've Been Doing Nothing For Years..

  19. Nic0l3Bieber Nic0l3Bieber
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 3:14pm UTC
    crazy1 86:hey baby!!!h0tNsPiCy91:who is this???crazy1 86:ur secret admirer!!!!!h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...crazy1 86:i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...crazy1 86 had signed off.The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.PART 2Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.h0tNsPiCy91:I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"- LISA SMITHThis is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLEsry i hate this stuff but i love my parents more then anything in the world

  20. Nic0l3Bieber Nic0l3Bieber
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 2:32pm UTC
    I got a dollar hey hey hey hey i got a dollar OOTAAYYY ♥

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