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Hi Mofos. This is my Witty. If you're wondering who that sexaay beast in my picture is, It's Niall FREAKING Horan. I got dibs. ;)
I'm a 15 year old female.
I like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, I'm not into yoga, i've got a half a brain. I like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape.
^^ Jimmy Buffet I'm your perfect girl. Wattayaa say? ;)
Amazayn people:
Well first off you already know the incrediblely sexy people I'm going to put in here. So why are you wasting your time reading this?
Just incase you're delusional and you don't know. It's
Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles.
Ziall is my ultimate bromance between the group, just fyi. ;)
There are three things I'm absolutely positive.
First, One Direction is amazing.
Second, there is a part of me- and I don't know how potent that part maybe- that makes me want to bang them.
And third, I am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with them.
One Direction (obviously, I mean come on), Demi Lovato, Ed Sheeran, All American Rejects, Paramore, One Republic, The Wanted, Skrillex, DeadMau5, MayDay Parade, Asking Alexandria.
See I've got a diverse taste in music, each and everyone of these bands are amazing. I'm not just a ignorant directioner like most of them. I don't even like the word directioner.
  1. NiallersMofo NiallersMofo
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    Im OneDirection's
    Biggest FAN Not their biggest STALKER
    You don't have to stalk the boys every move in order to be a fan,
    If you were a good fan you'd know that they want space.

  2. NiallersMofo NiallersMofo
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    Louis TomLemonson
    StrawHarry Styles
    Niall HOrange Juice
    Zayn Milk
    Liam PayneCakes

  3. NiallersMofo NiallersMofo
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    "I'm only thinkin about I'm seeing,
    I hope she'll wanna kiss me back"
    Really Zayn? Really? Lets be realistic here. ;)

    Follow me and I'll follow back.
    fformat from imthetypeofgirl


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