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sexybreadtin
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January 11, 2013 6:29pm UTC

Imagine if..
Your eyes changed color based on your emotions.
Yellow - Happy
Red - Angry
Blue- Peaceful
Green- Jealous
Purple - Amused
Pink - In Love
Grey - Depressed
White - Insecure
Brown - Relaxed
Orange - Rejected
Black - Lost
Gold - Hopeful
Silver - Surprised
What color would your eyes be?

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 1:43am UTC

Paint nails.
Day after- chipped
Day after that- repaint nails
Repeat.

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DirectionerProbs
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 1:52pm UTC

He was born dead
HE WAS BULLIED
He's lived with one kidney
UNTIL THE MIDDLE OF 2012
He got rejected 22 times
Ladies and Gentlemen...
LIAM PAYNE. <3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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cl0udy
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January 6, 2013 12:32pm UTC

I have this really unattractive thing on my face called my face

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 10:19am UTC

The Big Bang Theory
Penny: There was this guy I liked...
Sheldon: I'm the guy.
Penny: You're not the guy.
Sheldon: You call me sweety all the time.
Penny: I call everyone sweety.
Sheldon: You tramp.

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CarryOnxxx
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 1:59pm UTC

Me: My name's Tina, and I have an addiction to Nutella.
Rest of Witty: Hi Tina

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Ethanol
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 11:20am UTC

Mirror: you look cute today
Camera: lol no
Instagram filters: I got you

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 9:14am UTC

i'm still exhausted from
beating all the other
sperms
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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DinasaursGoRawr
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January 6, 2013 12:10pm UTC

If I were a bird
I'd be that bird that flys into the ceiling fan.
nmq/f

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 9:43pm UTC

Chocolate fixes everything
except child obesity.....
Chocolate is the cause of that.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 12:39am UTC

Good saturday nights consist of ice cream and Jenna Marbles videos. And a blanket.

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 2:02pm UTC

Sorry, your password must contain a capital letter, a number, a crayola crayon color, a latin verb, a plot, a dynamic character from a 90's tv show, a mexican emoji, the second letter of your great grandmother's middle name, and an exotic tree from peru.
my quote

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phee
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January 6, 2013 10:56am UTC

after school holidays when you pick up your pen and your just like
"how do you use this?"
anyone else?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 9:31am UTC

8 hours sleep:
me: okay...
just under
8 hours sleep:
me: even worse...
3 hours sleep:
me: OUT OF MY WAY EVERYBODY
I'VE GOT PLACES TO BE AND PEOPLE TO SEE
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 10:06am UTC

homework
homewor
homewo
homew
home
hom
ho
h
ho
how
how a
how ab
how abo
how abou
how about
how about n
how about no

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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PeterPansLostGirl
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 9:01pm UTC

Crush walks into class...
Hair: I'm feeling frizzy
Palms: Its time to sweat
Face:A pimple would look great right in the middle of your forehead
Ears and Cheeks: Lets turn red
Mouth: I'm going on vaccaion, bye!
Feet: Not feeling so good today *trip*
Eyes: Staring at him is a great idea!
Me: Thanks guys -_-

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queenmarie
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 9:20pm UTC

every night she cries,
and dies a little
more each time.

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Honolulu
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January 6, 2013 8:38pm UTC

I always run out of conditioner before I run out of shampoo.
Just me?

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