NiallHoranAteMyHeart

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Member Since: 16 Jul 2012 02:01pm

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idk man i just love food and one direction

NiallHoranAteMyHeart
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August 16, 2012 8:23pm UTC

If everyone knew what i really thought of them,
i'd probably have no friends ..

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
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August 16, 2012 1:45am UTC

*When there's a fire*
Normal people: GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!
Directioners: WAIT let me get my 1D posters, merch, tops, CDs, dolls and books!!!

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
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August 15, 2012 11:42pm UTC

Until you're a Directioner, you'll never understand how someone can be gay, but not gay, but still gay.

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
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August 15, 2012 11:39pm UTC

I want, I want, I want Harry Styles,
I want, I want, I want, Liam Payne,
I want, I want, I want, Niall, Louis, and Zayn.
you sang it, didnt you?

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
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August 15, 2012 10:59pm UTC

zayn is perfect
nobodies perfect
zayn is nobody
nobody loves me
ZAYN LOVES ME

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
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August 15, 2012 10:48pm UTC

basically me at school all day
me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fudge walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
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August 15, 2012 3:16pm UTC

*Imagine actually dating one of the boys of one direction*
their moom: *showing me baby pictures* how cute was he?
me: oh, yeah. i've seen all these pictures before.
their mom: oh, really? did my son show you?
me: ... no.
their mom:
me:
me: i used to stalk your son.

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
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August 14, 2012 2:50pm UTC

*in the grocery store*
cashier: would you like a bag?
me: no, i'll just put everything in my pocket

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
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August 14, 2012 2:58am UTC

Niall: I like girls with brown eyes.
Liam: I like girls with blue eyes.
Harry: I like girls with TWO eyes...
I see what You did there my love.

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
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August 14, 2012 2:56am UTC

Selena gomez: I only like Zayn in one Direction.
Harry styles: I only like justin in "jelena".

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
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August 14, 2012 2:28am UTC

Rumor: Zayn smokes weed.
Management:
Rumor: Harry and Zayn got arrested for underaged drinking in America and for attacking the paparazzi.
Rumor: Niall is insecure and he cuts himself.
Management:
Rumor: Louis' leaving One Direction.
Management:
Rumor: Larry is real and Eleanor is a beard.
Managament: NO, NO, NO. LARRY IS NOT REAL. LOOK AT ALL THESE HD PICTURES. LOOK AT IT! IT PROVES THAT ELOUNOR IS REAL! LOUIS IS 100% HETEROSEXUAL ALONG WITH HARRY! COME ON, LOOK AT SOME MORE HD PICTURES. LOOK AT LOUIS AND ELEANOR KISSING. LOOK AT HOW IN LOVE THEY ARE! OH AND SEE, HARRY IS OUT WITH OTHER GIRLS. SO LARRY CANT BE REAL! HERE, WE'LL ADD IN EVEN MORE PICTURES TO PROVE OUR POINT! SEE, SEE? DO YOU BELIEVE US NOW?

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
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August 14, 2012 1:46am UTC

NJHatemyheart - follow my new twitter
decided to make a new one becaue my old one was getting ... old lol
FOLLOW ME PWEASEEEE

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
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August 14, 2012 12:35am UTC

I am Directioner and I am a drug addict.
I take Tomlibacco,
Styleroids,
Malikjuana,
Payne Killers
and Horoin.

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
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August 14, 2012 12:13am UTC

Fans knows WMYB, Directioners know Torn. Fans knows the facts, Directioners knows the stories. We're not fans, we are Directioners. ∞

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
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August 13, 2012 11:52pm UTC

I care about that statement just as much as niall cares about a woman giving birth.

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
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August 13, 2012 10:30pm UTC

yes miley cyrus got a new haircut. soooo many people are hating her for it. i know i'll get hate for this, but i personally like the new look. and one other thing. SHE DONATED HER HAIR TO KIDS WHO HAVE CANCER. kids who can't have hair, because of their chemo treatments. i bet 99.9% of you hating on her would never think of doing something like that.

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
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August 13, 2012 6:02pm UTC

niall: i throw my hands up in the air somethines
niall: saying "AYYYEEEOOOOOO, LET'S GO TO NANDOS"

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
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August 12, 2012 10:51pm UTC

Person: Why do you love One Direction so much?
Directionater: because They're hot.
Directioner (me): *Gives a 5 day speech on why*

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
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August 12, 2012 4:25pm UTC

Boyfri(end)
Girlfri(end)
Fri(end)
everything has a end expect
One Directi(on)
♥
nmq

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NiallHoranAteMyHeart
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August 12, 2012 4:04pm UTC

https://www.facebook.com/index.php?lh=ba0904d7b7147250f825b8a89fd31a70&eu=uD5DDzsbRUFRE1WRd55bMw#!/pages/One-Direction-Stole-My-Heart/171009023031490
LIKE IT PLEASE ♥

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