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  1. bgsoccer93 bgsoccer93
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Louis: 4 sisters
    Zayn: 3 sisters
    Liam: 2 sisters
    Harry: 1 sister
    Niall: a brother
    ______________
    Louis: right handed
    Zayn: right handed
    Liam: right handed
    Harry: right handed
    Niall: left handed
    ______________
    Louis: British
    Zayn: British
    Liam: British
    Harry: British
    Niall: Irish
    Cause Niall's a special snowflake.

  2. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    Niall: I like girls with brown eyes
    Liam: I like girls with blue eyes
    Harry: I like girls with two eyes
    -OneDirection

  3. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    You had me at "Hello"
    and lost me at "I don't like the Hunger Games"
    format credit to: cheeseylovesongs

  4. skinnymini13 skinnymini13
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    Me: types in search bar "w-"
    computer suggests "ittyprofiles.com"
    you know me so well.

  5. hotchick123 hotchick123
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    *Police catches woman speeding*
    Officer: Sorry ma'am but you were speeding
    Woman: Oh sorry
    Officer: Can I see you're license ma'am
    Woman:I'd show you it,but I don't have one
    Officer:What?
    Woman: Lost it 4 times for different reasons
    Officer: I see... Can I have your registration papers please
    Woman: I can't do that
    Officer: Why not ma'am
    Woman: I stole this car
    Officer:Stole it?
    Woman: Yeah and I killed the owner,he's in the trunk.
    *The officer calls back-up*
    Officer 2: Ma'am step out of your vehicle
    *Woman steps out*
    Officer 2: My fellow officer said you stole this car and mudered the owner.
    Woman: What?
    Officer2: Open the trunk ma'am
    *women opens trunk and it's empty*
    Officer2: Is this your car
    Woman: Yes here are the papers*gives papers*
    Officer 2: Oh... Do you have a license ma'am
    *women gives license from her bag*
    Officer 2 : The officer said you stole this car and mudered the owner and you didn't have a license
    Woman: God! I bet he said I was speeding too!
    I was laughing so much when I saw this

  6. dancergrl101 dancergrl101
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    I really want to get a
    Witty ProfilesT-shirt,
    but then my family and friends would find out wha t I' 'v e been d o i n g o n t he c o m p u t e r
    ALL THIS TIME

  7. Mithi Mithi
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 5:44am UTC
    And even when
    your hope is *GONE*
    Move along
    Move along
    *Just to go make it through*

  8. italiangirl3 italiangirl3
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Fav if
    You have ever cut yourself
    You feel worthless
    You feel ugly
    You feel like no one cares if you just died
    You hate yourself
    You think you're ugly
    You have ever attempted suicide
    You have depression
    You're anorexic
    You're overweight
    You feel like you're alone
    Now look at the favs and see YOU'RE NOT ALONE
    Everyone who faved this just remember
    YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL

  9. xfreshtodeath xfreshtodeath
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    xfreshtodeath
    me: todays gunna be a good day! :)
    alarm clock: sorry, i dont feel like going off today.
    stomach: you are gunna be SO hungry today, just you wait.
    crush: lol you don't exist.
    teachers: wait, here's a bunch of homework you can't understand.
    girls at school: and we've decided to be extra annoying and b*tchy today too.
    weight: just so you know, i'm going up.
    ovaries: hope you have pads in your locker.
    face: and did we mention you're breaking out?
    me: -_-
    my quote.nmf.

  10. stephaleph13 stephaleph13
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    IF YOU WERE A TRANSFORMER
    you would be Optimus fine;)

  11. music4ever9697 music4ever9697
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 4:23pm UTC
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    So today in English, we were talking about metaphors
    and an example my English teacher gave was, "Billy is
    a rock." One kid asked why he was decribed as a rock.
    Another kid answers, "Because he was hard."
    Best. English. Class. Ever.
    ▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧▥▨▤▧

  12. Abbi521 Abbi521
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    Girls Need to Start
    Looking for guys who have goal,ambitions and an education because 10 years from now
    "SWAG"
    Isnt going to pay the bills....
    -nmf

  13. addicted4music addicted4music
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    I want to throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.

  14. emerielynn emerielynn
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 5:13pm UTC
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    Tonight,We Are Young.
    so Lets Set The World On Fire ♥
    ----------------------------------

  15. emilyjonesxox emilyjonesxox
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    fav this, and i'll..
    comment on your profile a boys name that I think sounds good with yours. I pinky promise I'll do them all!

  16. _Dudette04 _Dudette04
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    Fact
    If you mouth the word "colorful" to someone, it looks like you are saying "I love you".
    <3 if you just tried
    nmf

  17. prplesockerninja22 prplesockerninja22
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. Matea2707 Matea2707
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    That moment of panic
    when you'r mom leaves you standing in the store line:
    "Holy crap,what is she doesn't come back in the time and they ask me to pay??!"

  19. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 5:23pm UTC
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    Lol at girls who complain about their boyfriends playing video games. Shut up and grab a controller.

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  20. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    Louis : why did the mushroom go to the party?
    Wagner: why did he go?
    Louis: because he was a fun-gi
    -Onedirection

:)

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