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Nela

1. Nela
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2012 11:11am UTC
   that awkward moment
   when you think there's another step
   so you Hulk stomp the ground
   
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2. Nela
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2012 12:08pm UTC
   my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
   me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
   
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3. Nela
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2012 11:06am UTC
   is it possible to kill yourself with ice cream because that's how i want to die
   
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4. Nela
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2012 12:31am UTC
   Friend: I miss my boyfriend
   Me: So do I
   Friend: He calls me princess
   Me: He calls me fan
   Me: Sometimes fans like plural
   Me: So he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
   Friend:
   
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5. Nela
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   August 4, 2012 12:27pm UTC
   me: *does 5 push-ups*
   me:​ 2016 Olympics here I come!
   
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6. Nela
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2012 12:09pm UTC
   fine whatever i'll just date myself
   
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7. Nela
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 7:45pm UTC
   Today, give a stranger one of your smiles.
   It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.
   ♥
   
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8. Nela
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2012 3:40pm UTC
   A girl is beautiful: not hot. She's not a temperature.
   
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9. Nela
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2012 12:18pm UTC
   So today I was searching my quotes so I could clean the ones with bad words in them but they were already clean...the F word was replaced with forget and freaking, and the S word was replaced with stuff.
   Clever, Steve, Very Clever
   ♥
   
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10. Nela
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    Did anybody else not know
    that Allie from
    The Notebook is Regina George from Mean Girls?
    mind = blown, right now.
    all mine
    
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11. Nela
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 5:26pm UTC
    My Bestfriend's Lee's Birthday > Taylor Swift's
    ♥
    
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12. Nela
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    Listen to your
    heart,
    but listen closely because
    it whispers.
    ♥
    
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13. Nela
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 10:30am UTC
    “Regular” marriage and “gay” marriage are like bikini tops and bras. The exact same thing, but only one is allowed in public.
    -Tumblr
    
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14. Nela
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 10:11am UTC
    5 years ;
    5 more years and i'm out of this place.
    ♥
    
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15. Nela
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    & Today he asked me to do the Justin Bieber hair flip since my hair is really long and it was to the side
    I didn't say no so we spent the whole hour looking like complete idiots doing the famous hair flip...
    yeah we got an F on our assingment but guess what?
    I don't care because finally I remember what being 100% happy felt like.
    Thank you, Michael. For doing something no one else could ; ♥
    Not all of them are bad, girls you just gotta be patient :)
    
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16. Nela
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    Anyone else know who
    Hunter Hayes
    Is?
    ♥
    
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17. Nela
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    ---------& how come---------
    its so easy for you to love her
    but not me?
    ♥
    
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18. Nela
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 11:29pm UTC
    NOT ALL
    THOSE
    WHO
    WANDER
    ARE LOST.
    ♥
    -J.R.R. TOLKIEM
    MY FORMAT
    
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19. Nela
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 5:26pm UTC
    "Love;
    The only story that matters: Flirt with Romeo, Dance with a crush, Find someone irresistible to make you crazy in love."
    
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20. Nela
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    Happy Birthday ;
    to me
    [♥][♥][♥]
    
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