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1. divergent*
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   May 22, 2013 3:36pm UTC
   Google
   The most reliable place to get the answer key for your homework.
   
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2. divergent*
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   May 20, 2013 7:17pm UTC
   I hate it when
   People say you like this certain person, but you can convince them that you don't because they are too stupid to understand.
   
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3. divergent*
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   May 12, 2013 12:09pm UTC
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4. divergent*
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   May 1, 2013 9:58am UTC
   I'm leaving. This place is getting into my nerves. Especially the people who go on here. So, yeah. Bye witty.
   -Seul Ki
   
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5. divergent*
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   April 27, 2013 7:11pm UTC
   That last bell on Friday when you're at school:
   Me: I'M FREEEEEE!
   
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6. divergent*
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   November 5, 2012 9:37am UTC
   Me: *Is cold, closes window.*
   Window: *Makes the room warm.*
   Me: *Is too hot, opens window.*
   Window: *Makes room cold.*
   Me: ... *Closes window.*
   Window: *Makes room warm.*
   Me: -__- *Opens window.*
   WINDOW, STOP TROLLING ME. THIS ISN'T A FUNNY MATTER.
   
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7. divergent*
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   September 28, 2012 2:50pm UTC
   Life: Why does everyone hate you, but love me?
   Death: Because you are a beautiful lie, I'm the painful truth.
   
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8. divergent*
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   September 25, 2012 1:14am UTC
   Ohana means family, and that means no one is left behind.
   -Lilo&Stitch
   
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9. divergent*
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   September 24, 2012 7:07pm UTC
   You can't make life without friends. And you can't make friends if you don't have a life.
   
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10. divergent*
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    September 23, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    Dear Darla,
    I hate your guts. You make me vomit. You are the scum between my toes!
    Love,
    Alfalfa
    
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11. divergent*
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    September 21, 2012 3:31am UTC
    Stop looking at me
    As if I am a different person. I'm not an alien.
    
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12. divergent*
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    September 21, 2012 3:27am UTC
    I love the sound of a cheerful guitar strumming.
    It just somewhat lightens up my day, and makes
    me really cheerful and happy.
    
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13. divergent*
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    September 19, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    Omg, it's that time when you feel your heart pounding, you feel like you're floating.
    I think I'm in love.
    
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14. divergent*
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    September 19, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    JUST BECAUSE
    WE'RE NOT CLOSE
    anymore..
    DOESN'T MEAN
    THAT I DON'T CARE
    ABOUT YOU.
    
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15. divergent*
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    September 19, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    Everything's funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
    
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16. divergent*
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    September 19, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    That moment when you try reading a text while you're half asleep and it looks like you're looking at the fricking sun.
    
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17. divergent*
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    September 19, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    Friend
    Boyfriend
    Girlfriend
    Bestfriend
    Everything has an END except for..
    Family
    Family has I love you.
    
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18. divergent*
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    September 18, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    I love you, you love me. We're a great big FAMILY.
    With a great big HUG & a kiss from me to you!
    Won't you say you love me too?
    -Barney.
    
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19. divergent*
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    September 17, 2012 2:29am UTC
    & I remember how you always told me..
    you are beautiful, and forever perfect in my eyes.
    
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20. divergent*
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    September 15, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    Codes!
    Red Background: <div style="background-color: red;">
    Orange Background: <dive style="background-color: orange;">
    Yellow background: <div style="background color: yellow;">
    Green Background: <div style="background-color: green;">
    Blue Background: <div style="background-color: blue;">
    Purple background: <div style="background-color: purple;">
    If you want different colors you can just change the color. Here's the format:
    <div style="background-color: instert color here;">
    Spacings of lines closer: <div style="line-height: 10px;">
    Make text squished together: <div style="letter-spacing: 3px;">
    Make the text HUGE: <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%;">
    Enjoy the codes! :)
    
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