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IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*

1. music_saves_people
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   February 23, 2014 1:04pm UTC
   Augustus.❤
   
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2. Last Serenade*
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   February 20, 2014 3:39am UTC
   when all is crashing down upon you
   and you stand at the wake of devastation
   on the edge of your next breakdown
   I'll sing you a lullaby
   soft and sound you'll sleep
   and dream of surreal things
   like flowers of bubbles and purple sky
   the shy smile and that happy glint in your eyes
   I love you
   
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3. Last Serenade*
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   February 22, 2014 1:08am UTC
   Momma, Momma don't cry
   It's just the times
   I'll be alright
   Tell dad to get the belt tonight
   Whip, whip
   goes the cackling knife
   saying he won the fight
   fought over many nights
   It's just one big strife
   a struggle to open heavy eyes
   never again to see the sky
   How many stars to start a life?
   But this life of mine
   is not right or in anyway divine
   it will only end in spite
   small sparks lead to flames of wild fires ignite
   And I will stand tall through tonight despite
   the pain in my body trying to take flight
   and leave the world hoping to fly
   the the dark, clouded, cold night sky
   
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4. Last Serenade*
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   February 22, 2014 1:34am UTC
   i am a trap
   i am a monster
   i am a horrible being
   save yourself from my tightening grip
   save yourself from me
   run and fight while you still can
   because I am a monster
   
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5. LestWeBeForgotten
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   February 13, 2014 11:20pm UTC
   DON'T LOSE SIGHT OF YOURSELF
   you're all you have left
   
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6. Jordan.*
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   January 24, 2014 4:31pm UTC
   I gotta' dig bick.
   You that read wrong.
   That awkward when you read that wrong too.
   And said "moment" after awkward.
   That's awkward.
   
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7. Jordan.*
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   January 13, 2014 7:15am UTC
   Some people should use a
   glue stick instead of
   chapstick.
   
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8. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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9. *Yours Truly*
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   January 1, 2014 1:17am UTC
   I'm going to raise my non-existent glass to the people staying at home for New Years.
   Cheers.
   
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10. Jordan.*
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    December 29, 2013 5:20am UTC
    They judge me before they even know me.
    That's why I'm better off alone.
    
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11. michael*
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    December 26, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    "Upload a profile picture"
    *Uploads a profile picture*
    "You look fabulous!"
    *Blushes furiously*
    
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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13. Orris
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    December 24, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    Please don't go
    I'll eat you up I love you so
    --- Where the Wild Things are
    
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19. Jordan.*
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    December 26, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    Tips for running
    faster:
    1) Hot person
    in front of you.
    2) Creepy guy
    behind you.
    
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20. 
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