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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC

Boys take off their shirts so weird. Like, they grab the shirt from the back of
their neck and yank it over their head. That is so sexual. Like, I don't even know how you do it, boys.

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 1:55pm UTC

If you've ever...
Got your period while wearing white pants,
let us cry together.
Sneezed while you put on mascara,
let us cry together.
Spent 30 minutes on a math problem and found out you copied it down wrong,
let us cry together.
Thought up on ways to start a conversation with your crush and then have them log out right when you start typing,
let us cry together.
Gotten your period on your birthday,
let us cry together.
Not recieved your acceptance letter to Hogwarts,
let us cry together.
Had someone go through and like all of your sixth grade photos,
let us cry together.
Had to pee while tons of people are talking outside your stall,
let us cry together.

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FluffyScamp
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 2:43pm UTC

I've won;
Last chemotherapy treatment on 5/28/2013
Now, on with living my life.

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dolph*
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 12:22pm UTC

if you think about it, balloons are really weird
"happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath"

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 5:01pm UTC

Me watching Up at school:
Me: Aww there's that cute little girl that becomes his wife
Me: Aw now she's a teenager
Me: Now they're married, that was fast
Me: Woah now they're really old. They're so cute together though
Me: Aw that was cute how he bought her a plane ticket to Paradise Falls
Me: Omg there's the part where she falls... and dies... at the hospital..
Me: Don't cry don't cry i'm not crying don't cry
Me: I've already seen this movie 1,000 times DON'T CRY NOT HERE
Me: WHY AM I CRYING

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 11:53pm UTC

cute boy: what time is it?
me: thursday.
him: ...
me: ..nailed it.

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 4:43pm UTC

Last Friday
I was sitting in a school chair during a test and it was really quiet and then suddenly I farted by accident and the plastic chair echoed my fart and made it like 10 times louder and people all looked at me and they laughed at me but then suddenly my best friend who sat a couple chairs down from me said to the class, "Whoops, didn't see that one coming lol!"
This is a true friend.
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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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NYJKM6
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 2:53pm UTC

"I'm not good enough."
Do you ever just sit in your room, alone,
and repeat that to yourself?
Holding your head in your hands,
tears, streaming down your face.
Feeling like no guy will ever love you.
Feeling like you'll never be perfect.
Feeling like you'll never impress anyone.
well, you're wrong. because honestly,
people look up to you everyday.
you just don't realize it.
because you feel like its impossible,
for someone to ever want to take your place..
I know the feeling.

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 3:45pm UTC

imagine an entire room and it's all bed.
no floor, just bed.
you roll too far to one side?
don't worry, bed's still there.
all is bed.

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kristabff
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 3:38pm UTC

In computer class.
Crush: How do you do this format stuff for the text omg? It's so complicated!
Me (thinking): Oh yes this is my chance to talk to him!
Me: Here, it's actually easy! Just do this: Open up an HTML Edit tab, open up a HTML Color tab, and also open up Microsoft Word if you want for the fonts! Now, you need to first start off with a code like this: <span style="font-family:tahoma,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size:44px; color: #00000"></span>. Right between the span thing and font size you put your text in! In the # thing, open the color tab and copy the code in! If you want spaces, put </br>. If you want letter spacing, use the letter spacing code: letter-spacing: -1px. Remember, negative numbers make your text more squished together! Also, if you want your text to have a shadow, do: text-shadow: 0px 0px 2px #000000! Oh, and then after you've got all that, you need to transfer the text by dragging it from your HTML Edit tab to the tab you want to put it on! But that's just the basics. Easy!
Crush: ...what the

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 11:10pm UTC

drinking lots of water
expectation: clear skin, fit, healthy, shiny hair
reality: waking up in the middle of the night like fifty thousand times needing to pee

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 6:40pm UTC

When someone says "you made my day"
it makes my day.

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kristabff
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 7:48pm UTC

Doctor: Are you se.x.ually active?
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Me: ~transforms into a potato~
Me: ~rolls off into the sunset~

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 8:34pm UTC

plot twist: a guy on witty pretends to be a girl

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 7:10am UTC

How to get a girl mad with 2 easy steps:
1.Take a picture of her
2.Don't show her

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*Elena;~ ♥*

posted a quote
April 2, 2013 8:42pm UTC

Imagine getting married.
After many months of planning,
you're standing at the altar with your signifigant other.
You're in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and family.
And every single person in that room over the age of 10
Knows your getting laid
tonight.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 1:18pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Whenever you're sad,
Just remember, you don't look like you did in sixth grade.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 7:30pm UTC

Someone: That's so gay
White girl: OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST SAID THAT. DID YOU? DID YOU REALLY. YOU KNOW, LOVE IS LOVE, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S BETWEEN A BOY AND A BOY OR A GIRL AND A GIRL OR A BOY AND A GIRL, IT'S LOVE. GAY SHOULDN'T BE USED AS AN INSULT, I HOPE YOUR HEAD IS CUT OFF AND THROWN INTO A GAY BAR.
Someone: That's so gay
Gay person: I know, right?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 3:09pm UTC

It’s overused.
It’s a cliché.
It’s corny.
It’s just a line.
It’s illogical.
It’s troublesome.
It’s always too abrupt.
It’s never on cue.
It’s difficult to say.
It will be held against you.
It’s too bold.
It’s often quite pathetic.
It’s amazing how, after everything,
I love you still works.

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