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Hammy1117
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October 8, 2012 7:18pm UTC

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
and he said to the man running the stand
"Hey!"
bum bum bum
"got any grapes?"
c'mon im not the only one who sang it.

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1DForeverYoung
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Imagine if you parents monitored everything you did on your computer... How dead would you be?

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 7:14pm UTC

him: hi
me: *momentarily forgets how to speak*

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lovelifeforever7
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September 18, 2012 4:17pm UTC

Kid in my class: *asks the sub* can we take naps?
Sub: Sure! Just make sure you make it look like you're reading so I don't get in trouble.
Literally, the best sub ever!

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DenaAnn
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September 18, 2012 4:31pm UTC

&she tries her hardest to look good
but she still feels ugly.

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JuliaMarie223
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September 18, 2012 4:12pm UTC

Imagine actually dating your celebrity crush.
Their mom; *Showing me baby pictures* How cute was he?
Me; Oh yeah, I've seen all these pictures before.
Their mom; Oh, did my son show you?
Me; ... No.
Their mom;
Me;
Me; I use to stalk your son.

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BravoSierra
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September 18, 2012 4:11pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
If you tickle me,
I am not responsible for your injuries.

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dearoceantown*
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 4:23pm UTC

*Talking to teacher*
Me: Hey, I know a secret about you!
Teacher: What is it?
Me: YOU SHOWER NAKED!
Teacher: I DO ALOT OF THINGS NAKED.
Me:.....
True Story

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BravoSierra
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September 18, 2012 4:05pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Girls get butterflies.
Guys get boners.

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sammy*
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September 18, 2012 4:03pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Wow, Really?
tell me more about your extremely difficult love life, little 10 year old.
nmf

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BravoSierra
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September 18, 2012 4:07pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Who else agrees?
Dr. Seuss could have been the greatest rapper ever.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 4:04pm UTC

All I know is,
no matter how much people hurt you,
no matter how much you want to give up,
and no matter how often the sun does not shine,
you just need to keep going.
Because for all the hurt that one person gives you,
there are 10 others who care.
For all the things that make you wannt to give up,
there are so many things out there that are worth living for.
And for all the days that seem cloudy and dark,
just know that the sun is there,
just waiting on its chance to shine.

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slimshady330
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September 14, 2012 6:11pm UTC

After all the pain,heartaches,lies and all the bullshit,After yhu completly shattered ma heart. I still want YHU wit all da pieces left

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LoganAlainahHarris
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September 14, 2012 6:25pm UTC

We live in a generation of, not being in love, and not being together. But we sure make it feel like we're together because we're scared to see each other with somebody else.

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 6:36pm UTC

Teacher: Why are you missing one shoe?
Girl: It fell off in the hallway today when I was running to my next class.
Teacher: Why didn't you pick it up?
Girl: I'm waiting for my Prince Charming to find it and give it back to me.

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kaylaloves1Dforever
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 6:36pm UTC

If the only way I can be with you is in my dreams, then I want to sleep forever <3

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starfire8
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 6:50pm UTC

my boyfriend: im so sorry i dont want to leave you but
im so tired i love you goodnight my beautiful girl
i love going to bed knowing i have you:)

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Kizzie29
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 6:51pm UTC

I love you so much it hurts me
I know you can't love me back
That's what breaks me, day after day
But seeing that smile on your face
Hearing your laugh
Knowing you'll always catch me when I fall
Makes my day light up.

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ReasonsToSmile
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 5:39pm UTC

Reasons To Smile #672
Getting into the classes you wanted.

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forgottenlover
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August 29, 2012 5:41pm UTC

"Why should we pick you to date our daughter?"
Guy 1 "Because I'd buy her piercings and probably her first tattoo"
Guy 2 "Because....uhhh....I have nice hair...."
Guy 3 "Because if you don't I'll find out where you live and egg your house"
Some interesting guys on Parental Control....

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