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  1. momentsinlife momentsinlife
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 2:13pm UTC
    can someone please tell me
    who came up with the term "awkward potato"?
    who sits there thinking:
    "how do i describe myself?"
    "oh! i got it!"
    "i'm an awkward potato!"
    how, in any way, are you similar to a potato?
    and can someone please explain,
    how a potato can be awkward?
    can they socialize? no.
    can they talk? no.
    can they even breathe? no.
    you probably have more things in common
    with a lobster.

  2. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    .Some people judge others on how they
    look,dress,talk, ect.But in all honesty, I dont care
    about that stuff. If youre nice to me,Im nice to
    you.If youre rude to me, im still going to be
    nice,because i dont know what youre going
    through.People should'nt be judged.
    "You know there name,not there story."

  3. x0jessicaa0x x0jessicaa0x
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    December 21, 2011 8:04pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    Once there was an ugly barnacle he was so ugly that everyone died.
    The end.
    ;)

  6. Terilyn Terilyn
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    Me: Mom these are the Vans i want to get. *shows her le vans on my laptop*
    My Mom: *grabs the laptop and looks at them* Those are cute! We'll get them this weekend.
    My Mom: *starts looking at my other tabs* Look, Alex liked your photo on Facebook!
    Me: Yes I know. Can you give me my compu-
    My Mom: Oooh! What's Wittyprofiles?
    Me: MOM I'M PREGNANT!
    My Mom:
    Me:
    Witty:
    Voldemort:
    Josh Hutcherson:
    Canada:
    Me: haha. uh. APRIL FOOL'S.
    My Mom: But it's not Apr-
    Me: Ha. I know it's not.. Silly Billy. ha. bye mom. i have to go.. wash the cat. Pip Pip Doodley Doo! *grabs the laptop and runs*
    My Mom: *yells after me* We don't have cat!
    Me: PIP. PIP. DOODLEY. DOO.

  7. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    Child me: WOW WHEN I'M A TEENAGER I'M GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL, PARTY, DATE HOT PEOPLE, BE POPULAR AND COOL.
    Teenage me: *Hisses at sunlight*

  8. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    shout out to pixar
    for making bloopers for animated films.

  9. xNeonCookiiex xNeonCookiiex
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 10:07am UTC
    Weird Laws #1
    In Oklahoma, you can get arrested for making ugly faces at dogs.
    Series?

  10. BriBri27 BriBri27
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    *gettinghighshoolschuldue*
    Me: OMG! Mom! I can take archery!
    Mom: That's nice sweetie
    Me: I could be Katniss mom!
    Mom: Oh cool.
    Me: I could shoot a squirrel in the eye and sell it to a peacekeeper
    Mom: No more watching he hungergames
    Me: Or better yet I could marry Peeta!
    *fangirls*
    Mom: How are you even my child -_-
    Truestory

  11. MotionlessDreams MotionlessDreams
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    I Love Seeing..
    Quotes That Say "Here's To The Kids Who Grew Up Watching The Shows:
    That's So Raven.
    Lizzie Mcguire.
    Kim Possible.
    Hanna Montana.
    (And A Bunch of Other Disney Shows).
    I Never Liked Disney, And I'm Sure There Are Others..
    So...
    H ere's To The Kids Who...
    Weren't Into Disney Shows (Mainly Guys, But A Few Awesome Girls Too) Who Grew Up Watching The Shows:
    The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
    Toonami.
    Samurai Jack.
    Courage The Cowardly Dog.
    Dragon Ball.
    Dragon Ball Z.

  12. EmilyStyles EmilyStyles
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    Dear Parents#1
    Sorry I'm not as 'perfect' as your other child.
    Series?

  13. XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx XxXxPerfectlyImperfectXxXx
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    When my parents try to make me go to sleep at 9:00 because they want me to get used to it for school.
    Lol, no.

  14. cheetah678 cheetah678
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    Beginning of the school year: Maybe people will like me this year
    End of year: There's always next year...
    nmq/nmf

  15. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Lol So True: #24
    Offerring someone food and secretly hoping they don't want it.
    lolsotrue.com

  16. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    Me 3 years ago: an unappealing awkward person
    Me now: an unappealing awkward person with a witty
    MAKING PROGRESS HERE.

  17. cheetah678 cheetah678
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    That Annoying Moment....
    When you fall on a trampoline and everyone continues to jump on it and your just bouncing up and down cause nobody will let you get the f*ck up!
    lolsotrue.com

  18. jaykitten jaykitten
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    absolutely disgusted right now NOT TOP MENTION CRYING,
    Zayn just deleted his twitter. Why? because of the hate he’s been receiving. I’ve made a post about hate before. I’ve expressed my opinion on hate before. This is absolutely… i can’t even begin to explain how disgusted i am with our generation.
    Why d people think it’s alright to send hate? to post hate on the internet? do they not understand that the internet is not a place for that? do you not understand that EVERYONE can access that hate somehow? what is wrong with you guys? what is wrong with the people sending death threats and hurtful words to others? this doesn’t just apply to the One Direction fandom anymore. this applies to EVERYONE in general.
    People have k!^lled themselves because of hate. Doesn’t that make you want to rip your hair out? What if Zayn committed su.cide right now. How the fawk would you feel? What about all those kids out there holding a blade to their wrists right now because of some message they received on facebook, twitter, tumblhr, myspace, kik or keek or whatever fawk.
    my tumblhr friends friend, Adam, he k^!lled himself because of it. He would have been 19 in january next year on the 8th. But he’s taken his life because some jerks at school picked on him every single day of his life.
    Look at my tumblhr friends sister. She gets picked on every day at school. She doesn’t sleep at night because she’s nervous about returning and facing those bullies. She’s 12 years old. i’ve read a message sent to her from some girl on grade 9 telling her, her baby sister, that she was ugly and pathetic.
    do they not understand how powerful words can be? Sure it’s all funny at first until it sinks deep into you and eats away at your heart.
    i’ve watched people break down because of it. i’ve been one of those people. my sister was one of those people. do you know how hard it is to watch your sister break down into tears in front of you? to wake up the next day and find out your friend took his life? do you know how much that messes you up?
    your ugly, stupid, fugly, a.hole, b((tch, c((nt, go k^!ll yourself, pathetic, waste of a life, you have no talent, you dont belong, no one likes you, you have no friends, etc. imagine if you got those words in your inbox on facebook or tumblhr. imagine being DMed those things on twitter. how sh-tty would you feel?
    its about time we learn a little something about respect, about privacy, about not saying anything unless you have something nice to say.
    i think it’s time for a change.

  19. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    Lol So True: #23
    Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
    lolsotrue.com

  20. a_big_white_van a_big_white_van
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 12:11am UTC
    Things in the big white van 2:
    1.Candy
    2.The Entrance To Narnia
    3.One Direction
    4.Your Dreams
    5.Your Future
    6.Wifi
    7.Tom Daley
    8.A Pineapple
    9.A Chicken Named Dudley
    10.Puppies

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