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  1. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2014 6:01pm UTC
    L ♥♥ O ♥♥ V ♥♥E
    is like a sailor
    sailing to another island,
    without any direction.
    You could make it safe,
    or you could get seriously hurt.

  2. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 6:01pm UTC
    You're super duper cute
    and everything you do
    makes me super duper frustrated♥

  3. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 3:14pm UTC
    i really shouldn’t straighten my hair while listening to music all of a sudden my jam comes on and i make a sudden move and burn off 1/2 of my hair

  4. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 3:01pm UTC
    I HATE HOW OUR LOVE STORY IS TURNING OUT TO BE TRUE FOR YOU BUT WITH SOME OTHER GIRL

  5. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 8:04pm UTC
    Some useful things I've picked up &
    wanted to share:
    • If you're ever in a dressing room with a curtain instead of a door and it won't close, use your shoe to put it against the inside wall. I doubt you wear your shoes while trying on clothes.
    • If you mess up on a quote or any document really, press CONTROL+Z and it'll redo whatever you messed up on. No more deleting half your quotes.
    • When putting something on a key ring, use a staple remover. It works much better and hurts your fingers less.
    • If you have a crap (when you've been running for a while) then take deep breathes, almost like you're hyperventilating. You get craps from your muscles having lack of oxygen.
    • Don't play his game, you'll never win. *From my mom when I tried to act the same way the boy was acting towards me.*
    • If you get something in your eye one of two things works, fill a bowl or something with water and open your eyes in the water and blink, OR hold your upper eyelid and pull it as far down as you can (without hurting) and press your eyelashes to your face
    • drunk words are sober thoughts, remember that when someone drunk texts you.
    • If an old guys if flirting with you and you want him to stop/you feel uncomfortable (trust me, it happens and is v scary lol) just call him "sir" or be like "how old are you? like 50?" he'll stop.
    • If you have really thick hair like me and it looks kinda gross when you first straighten it, sleep on it! It'll become less frizzy/thick and looks better after you've slept on your straightened hair.
    • If you are getting acne when you wake up, try washing your pillow case/sheets. Even once if you haven't showered or take off your makeup it's still likely for you to get acne.

  6. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 7:35pm UTC
    QUESTION EVERYTHING
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  7. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 4:25pm UTC
    OUR SCARS REMIND US THAT THE PAST
    IS REAL
    I TEAR MY HEART JUST TO FEEL
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  8. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 3:24pm UTC
    DO YOU EVER JUST SEE A GIRL WHO STRAIGHTENED HER HAIR BUT THERE'S ONE PIECE THAT'S STILL WAVY AND IT BOTHERS YOU SO MUCH

  9. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 3:03pm UTC
    It's adorable
    how you think you can just sit down right next to me when I'm online because now,
    have to angle the screen away from you, so you won't see what I'm doing.

  10. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 8:57pm UTC
    Maybe it's better
    having your heart taken, because that way your quotes are more relatable
    to the thousands of girls online who are victims of Cupid♥

  11. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 3:59pm UTC
    Wow I can't believe Obama is 2014

  12. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    Sitting there, silently
    reading her computer screen.
    reading and understanding as o t h e r s post about their p a i n that's so similar to hers
    SHE THINKS, ONLY PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET CAN RELATE
    (but, little does she know, these internet people)
    also have a life. They go to school like her & most likley
    IF SHE OPENED UP ABOUT HERSELF SHE'D FIND
    FRIENDS with the same
    PROBLEMS

  13. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 6:26pm UTC
    1 mooooooreeeee we...ek... unTIL Bre!!!!!!!AK!!!!!!

  14. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    i wish i could loose weight- - - - - - - - - - - -
    as fast
    as i loose followers

  15. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 9:41pm UTC
    one mistake isn't the end of the world,
    worse things happen to other people daily
    in 10 years,
    you won't remember
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  16. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    I'm so proud of Tom Daley.
    In case you didn't know, he came out in a youtube video (bisexual)

  17. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    wait it's December?
    all I remember from 2013 is the quotes the day after new years about how people haven't showered since 2012.
    wow.

  18. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 8:48pm UTC
    Today is my two year Witty anniversary...
    I have so much to say, it's not even funny. I'm literally writing it from 11/18 to 11/21 because I can't even put all my thoughts into a "quote". I have so many things to say and I doubt anyone's going to waste their time reading this but here it goes. First off, I'd like to thank Steve. Without him, I probably wouldn't be the same person I am today. Witty was where it all started and actually, I can remember exactly where I was when I made my account and what I was doing. I was lying in my bed texting my friends who were telling me to sign up for Witty. I wasn't allowed to have any social networking sites so I was pretty excited to sign up for something and not let my parents know. I couldn't figure out a good username and being the brilliant person I am, I decided to be very literal and make my username MyWittyProfile.. little did I know as soon as I pressed "Create My Account" my life would drastically change. I never really came on much until maybe Christmas time. I only had a few followers and this site didn't make much sense. (It was very different and there wern't any tutorials, or "people you should follow" who would be more than gladly help you out. You were basically on your own. I made my first friend on here, and then another, someone who I love more than anyone in the entire world. I'm not going into detail with those two friends because that'd be wayyyy too long. If you were my follower back then, you'd remember one of them haha. Basically I became addicted to this site and was on whenever I could. I tried to stop, I "left" this site so many times but I always come back... lol. Oh, and I definately got into more fights than you should, on the internet or off. Oops. At my one year anniversary, I hit 1k, I was soo happy. I felt really accomplished to be honest haha. & here I am a year later only gaining 200+ followers, but I'm okay with that. This website taught me many things and honestly I could write sooo much more about how Witty affected me but I don't really want to put the last two yeards of my life into a quote ha. Anyways, I just wanted to say how I love this website and how Steve, you're rad.

  19. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    I changed my alarm to “the real slim shady” so in the morning when it goes “will the real slim shady please stand up”
    I get out of bed

  20. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 10:03pm UTC
    95% of the time, if I hadn't immediately replied to your snapchat,
    that means I'm either eating or sleeping.
    The other 5% of the time when I don't immediately reply,
    is that I just don't like you.

:)

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