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MyWittyProfile · 5 years ago on quote 6996369
i thought it said boobs and i was confused
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*compassionate soul* · 5 years ago on quote 6996369
Haha, nope :b
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MyWittyProfile · 5 years ago on quote 6994755
Do a repeat year!
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SmileyFacesAreAmazing · 5 years ago on quote 6994755
I don't think I can, my school doesn't allow that unless you fail, but thanks :)
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MyWittyProfile · 5 years ago on quote 6993157
WAITING UP ALL NIGHT BC OF THE SWEARING YES OMG I REMEMBER THAT
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LettingSecretsGo · 5 years ago on quote 6993157
Hahaha I took screen shots and just so I wouldn't lose all my quotes. Hard core Wittian hahaa
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MyWittyProfile · 5 years ago on quote 6992885
obviously she didn't lol
why would a teacher asks what comes after 69? is she in 2nd grade? haha
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LettingSecretsGo · 5 years ago on quote 6992885
I was thinking the same thing haha
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DestinyCaribou · 5 years ago on quote 6992885
It was like a sequence figuring-out-thing, like, 23 goes to 46 to to 69. That wasnt the sequence itself, it was wayyyy more complicated, but no. I'm not in second grade.
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MyWittyProfile · 5 years ago on quote 6992616
It's fun tho
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MyWittyProfile · 5 years ago on quote 6991837
hOW THE HECK DO U SLEEP UNTIL 7 P.M.?
( i understand u didn't it's just that that's so late omg??)
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Dishonored* · 5 years ago on quote 6991837
haha, I can never sleep at night regardless if I'm tired or not, so I never go to bed until morning-afternoon (if I sleep at all lol.)
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MyWittyProfile · 5 years ago on quote 6991702
Have you gone to get help/diagnosed?
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MyWittyProfile · 5 years ago on quote 6991921
ask him to hang out and if he says yes then marry him
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MyWittyProfile · 5 years ago on quote 6988649
on tumblr this got hella notes and on here this gets two likes ?!?/????
wat
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MyWittyProfile · 5 years ago on quote 6985973
NUTELLA FIGHTS IM SCREAMING
YES I REMEMBER THOSE OMG
AHAH
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MyWittyProfile · 5 years ago on quote 6987864
yaaasss
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MyWittyProfile · 5 years ago on quote 6987181
amanda r u in love
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MyWittyProfile · 5 years ago on quote 6972112
imy and i wish your mom luck
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MyWittyProfile · 5 years ago on quote 6957054
NO LIKE
KNOWING YOU'RE OKAY, BUT SAYING YOU'RE NOT OKAY
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MyWittyProfile · 5 years ago on quote 6957054
I meant like faking it for attention u kno
BUT
THANKS,
HALE
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Hale_Storm18 · 5 years ago on quote 6957054
that's seriously the disorder
like you fake a mental or physical illness for attention u kno
PAY
ATTENTION,
DANIELLE
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MyWittyProfile · 5 years ago on quote 6957054
NO LIKE
KNOWING YOU'RE OKAY, BUT SAYING YOU'RE NOT OKAY
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MyWittyProfile · 5 years ago on quote 6955496
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beastt · 5 years ago on quote 6955496
I didn't delete your comment genius, there's a magical thing called this scroll down button -_-
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MyWittyProfile · 5 years ago on quote 6955496
are thongs comfortable??
do you wear thongs???
it's like the same f.cking thing except you can't see what people wear for underwear.
JUST LET PEOPLE FREAKING WEAR WHATEVER THEY WANT BECAUSE IT HAS NO AFFECT ON YOUR LIFE WHATS SO EVER AND LITERALLY JUST SHUT THE F.CK UP ABOUT JUDGING PEOPLE'S CLOTHING.
OH
MY
GOD
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beastt · 5 years ago on quote 6955496
CHILL OUT B.ITCH. IF THONGS ARE UNCOMFORTABLE THEN DON'T F.UCKING WEAR THEM NO-ONES ASKING YOU TO. DON'T WEAR THE TIGHT-A.SS SHORTS AND I'LL STOP TALKING SIMPLE AS THAT IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE. AND IT'S SUPPOSSED TO BE A SIMPLE JOKE IT DIDN'T HAVE TO COME TO THIS. CHILL THE F.UCK OUT IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE QUOTE DON'T READ IT JESUS.
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✖︎whatever✖︎* · 5 years ago on quote 6955496
heyy chill out, im not judging anybody.
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MyWittyProfile · 5 years ago on quote 6953604
good luck with college and the rest of high school .. and life. :)
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MyWittyProfile · 5 years ago on quote 6952571
i highly doubt this is true
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MyWittyProfile · 5 years ago on quote 6951842
OMFG I MEANT CRAMP LMAOOO
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