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MyMainManDan

Status: Not where I'm not but where I am.

Member Since: 25 Apr 2013 09:23pm

Last Seen: 20 Jun 2013 10:57pm

Birthday: September 9

Location: My Own Mind.

Gender: F

user id: 358370

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I am Dan. Dan I am. Do you like green eggs and ham? 
  1. MyMainManDan MyMainManDan
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    How do you organize a party?
    You PLANET.

  2. MyMainManDan MyMainManDan
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    A constalation of tears on your lashes. . . Burn EVERYTHING you love, then burn the ashes.

  3. MyMainManDan MyMainManDan
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    Jokes With Our Planets
    Saturn: Wanna hear a joke?
    Neptune: Yeah sure.
    Saturn: What does the Star Trek Interprize and toliet paper have in common?
    Neptune: Uhh...what?
    Saturn: Both travel around Uranus and pick up cling ons.
    Neptune: XD HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    Saturn: XD I KNOW!
    Uranus: ... t(-_-t)

  4. MyMainManDan MyMainManDan
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 12:39pm UTC
    The big Big BANG! The reason I'm alive...When all the stars collide, in this universe inside.

  5. MyMainManDan MyMainManDan
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 10:05pm UTC
    Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon? Because it was full.

  6. MyMainManDan MyMainManDan
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    So, like we are never ever EVER getting back together. Like EVER. Your friends might talk to my friends but...Dude, like we are NEVER getting back together...ever...I'm serious.

  7. MyMainManDan MyMainManDan
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 11:46pm UTC
    Its tough to be a teenager in L..L....L...Loooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee~

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