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MyBittersweetTears

1. MyBittersweetTears
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2011 5:23pm UTC
   Predictive Texts gone wrong 2:
   "It's my man's birthday tonight so I'm getting ready"
   ♥♥♥
   not my format, xxx
   
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2. MyBittersweetTears
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2011 5:21pm UTC
   Predictive Texts gone wrong 1:
   "Sorry, I'm going out with my nun tonight"
   ♥♥♥
   not my format, xxx
   
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3. MyBittersweetTears
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2011 3:50pm UTC
   The annoying moment when your substitute teacher somehow has your real seating plan -.-
   
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4. MyBittersweetTears
   posted a quote
   January 19, 2011 11:48am UTC
   I love you
   What happened?
   </3
   
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5. MyBittersweetTears
   posted a quote
   January 19, 2011 11:40am UTC
   - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - -
   I love you;
   Je t'aime;
   Te quiero;
   Ti amo;
   Ich liebe dich;
   Ik hou van je;
   Jeg elsker dig;
   Gráím thú...
   They all mean the same thing ♥
   - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - -
   Not my format, I just thought of this, sorry if there is one like this already xx
   
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6. MyBittersweetTears
   posted a quote
   January 15, 2011 12:29pm UTC
   Hope, is what gets you out of bed in the morning when it's the day of prom and you haven't been asked,
   Hope pushes the caterpillar through the cocoon and drives the salmon upstream,
   Your breasts may be small and your glasses may be thick, but hope doesn't hold up a mirror,
   Hope is a horizon we head for, leaving nothing behind us but fear, and though we may never reach our goals...
   It's hope that will save us from who we once were.
   <3 Family guy <3
   Not mine nor my format xx
   
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7. MyBittersweetTears
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2011 11:44am UTC
   Light travels faster than Sound.
   That's why some people
   appear BRIGHT until you
   hear them SPEAK♥
   Not My Format ♥ xx
   
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8. MyBittersweetTears
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2011 11:13am UTC
   I Don't
   Suffer
   from
   INSANITY;
   I
   Enjoy
   Every Minute Of It
   ♥♥♥
   not my format, xxx
   
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9. MyBittersweetTears
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2010 12:25pm UTC
   Am I the only one that when you're in the store you pick something up and hide it in some special place behind clothes if you need to come back to it; afraid someone else will want it too?
   
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10. MyBittersweetTears
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2010 11:52am UTC
    ♥ Am I the only one who thinks something rude or mean
    and then gets paranoid about
    someone reading your mind and
    so you start to sing a song in your
    head?
    I hope not xx
    Format credit to ohhshanappp :D
    
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11. MyBittersweetTears
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2010 10:44am UTC
    ♥ Am I the only one who thinks something rude or mean
    and then gets paranoid about
    someone reading your mind and
    so you start to sing a song in your
    head?
    I hope not xx
    
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12. MyBittersweetTears
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2010 4:01pm UTC
    Me and You are Friends
    You Smile, I smile... You Hurt, I hurt...
    You cry, I cry...
    You jump of a bridge... I'm going to miss your E-Mails.
    
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13. MyBittersweetTears
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2010 3:39pm UTC
    When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
    
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14. MyBittersweetTears
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2010 3:34pm UTC
    What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
    'Hold my purse.'
    
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15. MyBittersweetTears
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2010 3:32pm UTC
    Hard work Never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
    
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16. MyBittersweetTears
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2010 1:02pm UTC
    A Bad day
    is when you put your bra
    on backwards
    and it fits
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    
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17. MyBittersweetTears
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2010 7:51pm UTC
    Friend: I don't want to go outside, it's scary
    Me: Don't worry if I hear you scream-I'll come running in with a sharp knife...or a spoon, whatever's closest
    (A/N: We watched Summer's Moon and just ate ice-cream)
    
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18. MyBittersweetTears
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2010 7:45pm UTC
    Friend: My leg itches
    Me: Does it have aids?
    Friend: Why yes, do you
    mind?
    Me: As long as it stays
    away from my leg
    Friend: Hey does your
    leg want to be my legs
    bumchum?
    Me: Only as long as it
    wears long socks.
    
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19. MyBittersweetTears
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2010 11:35am UTC
    Don't You Just Hate It
    when you're
    Crying And Someone
    Asks If You're Ok
    
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20. MyBittersweetTears
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2010 2:53pm UTC
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