MustacheGotSwagg

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MustacheGotSwagg

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Member Since: 15 Dec 2011 12:55am

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About me

Hey guys. I'm MustacheGotSwagg. I don't want to put my name because if someone found my account from school, I'd be uberly p/ssed. As you can tell from my quotes, I really, really... really like One Direction. I'm proud to say they've taken over my life. And I understand, some of you may not be Directioners. That's okay, no hate. I won't bag on you if you don't like One Direction or something, because I know what it's like to have a different taste in music then everyone else around you. Other types of music I listen to is alternative, classic rock, and indie. Pretty diverse, right? Well, feel free to comment on my page below, and follow me. I'd love you for like, ever.

And in that moment, I swear,
we were infinite.

MustacheGotSwagg
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 12:12am UTC

niall : "Being single doesn't mean you're week, it means you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve."
me:
me:
me : "No, it's just that no one wants to date me."

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MustacheGotSwagg
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 9:58pm UTC

My thoughts at school --
me: I don't care, Harold loves me for who I am.
me: I'm hungry.
me: You wh*re.
me: I'm gunna live on One Direction's tour bus with them. Secretly.
me: You think you know sh/t, but you don't hunny.
me: If you got girl problems then I feel bad for you son, 'cos I got 99 problems but a b/tch ain't one.

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MustacheGotSwagg
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 9:32pm UTC

Niall: "We were at Harry's house, and he was pretending to be a whale. His mum came in and told him to, 'stop making sexual noises'."

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MustacheGotSwagg
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 9:27pm UTC

Niall: "I'm Niall.. I'm the Irish one."
me: And this is why you're going to be my babies' daddy.
Niall: Excuse me?
me:
Niall:
me: I like your eye colour.

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MustacheGotSwagg
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 9:25pm UTC

Louis: "Harry likes to pull down his trousers. You do Harry, you're always getting your bum out."
me: Why do all the good things happen when I'm not around.

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MustacheGotSwagg
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 8:36pm UTC

Harry: "My worst habbit is getting naked all the time... sorry."
me: Lol, why are you sorry.

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MustacheGotSwagg
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 8:27pm UTC

Niall: "If you ever spend a day with us, you'll see we're just normal lads who like to have a laugh."
me: Is that an invitation.

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MustacheGotSwagg
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 8:16pm UTC

My thoughts at a One Direction concert -
me: That's what makes you beautiful!
me: Lol, look at Harry being a bada/s and change up the lyrics.
me: Louis! Save the public affection with Harold till after the show!
me: Is it even worth it to jump on the stage right now
me: I wonder how fast they'd carry me away
me: Niam!!
me: One Direction.
me: I love you!
me: I Want, I want, I want, but that's cray - zay !

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MustacheGotSwagg
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 8:13pm UTC

My thoughts throughout the day --
me: Lol, she's not a Directioner.
me: I'm hungry. I wonder if Niall's hungry. He probably is.
me: Hi, we're One Direction!
me: I wonder if my english teacher likes One Direction
me: I Should've, I Should've oh, I Should've Kissed You!
me: I ship Zirror.
me: One Direction.
me: I swear, if you sing the chorus one more time to that song...
me: I wonder how Harold's former bandmates are doing.

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MustacheGotSwagg
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 4:56pm UTC

me: I wonder what One Direction's doing right now. me: me:me:me: Stupid me. They're breathing.

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MustacheGotSwagg
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 4:40pm UTC

Liam : "Dreams are like stars. You may never touch them, but if you follow them, they will lead you to your destiny."
Me : That's like, something Zayn would tweet. Liam, that was deep.

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MustacheGotSwagg
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 4:38pm UTC

Zayn : "I'd date a fan, but she has to love me for me, not because I'm in a band."
Me : I volunteer. I volunteer as tribute.

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posted a quote
June 9, 2012 3:47pm UTC

Interviewer : "Miley Cyrus or Selena Gomez?"
Louis : "I'd rather say Eleanor Calder."
Me : And who else just died from the cuteness.

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MustacheGotSwagg
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 3:45pm UTC

Niall : "I always get tweets saying, 'We love you!', 'Don't worry, Niall!' , and 'Marry me already!' . Frankly, I don't care what others say."
Me : Preach it, Niall.

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June 9, 2012 3:16pm UTC

Harry : "How rock and roll were we when we stayed up past nine?"Louis : "And no one tucked us in."

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MustacheGotSwagg
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June 9, 2012 3:20am UTC

Quiet : Oh my god, what dirty secrets is this child hiding in her mind sweet baby jesus, we have to take her to get some help she's sufferingLoud : Do you ever STFUShy : What is wrong with you, you have to come out of your shell!Outgoing : Omfg, it's the attention wh/re from Narnia

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MustacheGotSwagg
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 3:36pm UTC

Not skinny enoughNot smart enoughNot cool enoughNot athletic enoughNot nice enough Not perfect enoughNot anything . Thanks Soceity .

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