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Muffin1811
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 10:19am UTC

My cat
has a hair fetish.
She'll attack it and mess it up.
It's like she's just sitting on my head.
I'll be tying my shoes and she'll just mess with my hair.

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 7:23pm UTC

I don't care if I'm single on Valentines Day.
I'm still gonna love it.
Lol, JK.

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 6:27pm UTC

I can almost smell the roses
I won't be getting on Valentine's Day.

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 7:09pm UTC

Today, I was playing Webkinz
and I was playing one of the games and I was like
"Wow, this game is easy. It's like they made it for a nine year old."
Oh wait...

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 7:25pm UTC

"I was like ____."
"Did you accually say that?"
"No, but I was thinking it..."
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Muffin1811
posted a quote
January 15, 2013 7:17pm UTC

Getting a friend request
from someone you don't like.
Pffft.
Like I'm gonna be friends with you.
Nope.
Press accept anyway.

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 10:19pm UTC

What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 10:16pm UTC

Why did the girl fall of the swing?
Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 12:08pm UTC

Leave it to my friend and I
to role play on a sheet of paper in out Agriculture class.

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
December 31, 2012 11:25am UTC

I'm a Potter girl,
in a Potter world.
We have fanfics,
and it's fantastic.

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 6:33pm UTC

Friend: Hay, i had a awsome Xmas. did ya? min was coole... gess wat i got?!
Me: No,but I can guess what you didn't get: a dictionary.

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 7:56pm UTC

"Yer a hocrux, Harry."

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 7:42pm UTC

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Your voice is my favorite sound, &
your name's my favorite noun
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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Muffin1811
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 8:05pm UTC

neumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoniosis
is the longest word in the English lauguage.

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 8:00pm UTC

When Someone is Tickled;
the response is actually a form of panic, as the brain interprets the tickling sensation as produced by spiders or other creepy crawlies on your skin- the uncontrollable laughter is a response to panic.

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 7:49pm UTC

I don't just want to survive.
I want to live.
format by: h0peful.

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:47pm UTC

I need to stop
looking at photos and quotes and do something useful.

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 6:11pm UTC

Guns don't kill people.
People kill people.

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Muffin1811
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 5:10pm UTC

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I hate knowing
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Muffin1811
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 10:30pm UTC

You know what I hate?
How everyone is saying how they're proud to be Austrailian or Canadie just because of a shooting that happended in America. Yeah, it was really bad. But, you know what? I'm still proud to be an American. I'm sure you would be too if this happened in your country. And I know, for sure, that if this happened in a different country I wouldn't be saying how they should ban guns because I would be praying for the families that were effected.
OhHoePlease

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