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Mstallter

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Member Since: 12 Nov 2011 07:57pm

Last Seen: 25 Aug 2012 11:15pm

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  1. Mstallter Mstallter
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 9:13pm UTC
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  2. Mstallter Mstallter
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    OK so my mom has officially LOST IT:
    we foster dogs from a service dog program to help train them, and the one we have right now is a 18 month old service dog named caleb. we also foster for a rescue dog program for random dogs. well my mom thought it would be a great idea if we took in a pregnant 2 year old dog named Gia(acronym for God Is Alive since she wouldve been put down on easter) that is due any day now, along with our service dog.
    I can't wait to see how this turns out.........

  3. Mstallter Mstallter
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 9:03am UTC
    100 Truths
    Rules: Don't be a party-pooper. Once you see this, you are supposed to write a note with 100 Truths about you. ERASE MY ANSWERS and enter your own.
    1. Real Name :Michael
    2. Nickname: Stallter (my last name)
    3. Favorite color: imma lame...white
    4. Male or female: definatley male
    5. Elementary School: McCarty
    6. Middle School: fischer
    7. High School: Wabounsie
    8. College: Notre Dame, Iowa Hawkeyes, and Bosie State!
    9. Hair Color: depends....mostly brown, sometimes dirty blonde
    10. Tall or Short: middle...
    11. Sweats or Jeans: i hate both but jeans
    12. Phone or Camera: PHONE
    13. Health freak: heck no even though my parents are doctors haha
    14. Orange or Apple: apple
    15. Do you have a crush on someone: yep :)
    16. Eat or Drink: food
    17. Piercings: nope
    18. Pepsi or Coke: Coke all the way
    HAVE YOU EVER:
    19. Been in an airplane: yes quite a lot actually
    20. Been in a boat? Yep
    21. Been in a car accident: well...once but it doesn't really count
    22. Been in a fist fight: yep. i won. kinda...
    23. First piercing: never
    24. Longest Friend: Trevor
    25. First award: uhhh first year of football
    26. First crush: i think taylor...im not even sure
    YOU KNOW THAT ONE WORD:
    29. Last person you texted: alyssa <3
    30. Last person you talked to: i think my mom
    31. Last person you watched a movie with: my family like a lame
    32. Last food you ate: god now im hungry and brownies
    33. Last movie you watched: the hunger games
    34. Last song you listened to: Cold Wind Blows Eminem FTW(for the win, not F**k the world)
    35. Last thing you bought: a bulls hat
    FAVORITE:
    37. Food: definatley cereal
    38. Drink: Coke!!!
    39. Hate: Wind!! its sooo annoying
    40. Flower: .... -_-
    41. Animal: Honey Badger FTW! (same as before guys)
    43. Movie: DODGEBALL!!!
    44. Subject: Gym if that counts i hate everything else
    HAVE YOU EVER:
    (Put an x in the brackets if yes)
    45. [x] fallen in love with someone.
    46. [x] celebrated Halloween.
    47. [x] had your heart broken.
    48. [] went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone. (unlimited)
    49. [x] had someone like you
    51. [] got pregnant.
    52. [] had an abortion.
    53. [x] did something I regret. (alot more than you would think)
    54. [x] broke a promise.
    55. [x] hid a secret.
    56. [x] pretended to be happy.
    57. [x] met someone who changed your life.
    58. [x] pretended to be sick.
    59. [x ] left the country
    60. [x] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it.
    61. [] cried over the silliest things.
    62. [x] ran a mile.
    63. [x] went to the beach with your best friend.
    64. [x] got into an argument with your friends.
    65. [x] disliked someone.
    66. [ ] stayed single for 2 years since the first time you had a boyfriend/girlfriend.
    CURRENTLY:
    67. Eating: wanna eat cereal (its 730 AM im not weird)
    68. Drinking: wanna drink the milk in my cereal
    69. Listening: my computer humming
    70. Sitting/Laying: laying
    71. Plans for today: ahower EAT hang with alyssa get my new pregnant foster dog and hang with trevor
    YOUR FUTURE:
    73. Want kids: ehhh thats ok haha jk
    74. Want to get married: i guess so...but definatley want to hit vegas first
    75. Career: sports medicine doctor
    76. Lips or eyes: depends on the girl
    77. Shorter or Taller: shorter never making the taller mistake again!
    78. Romantic or Spontaneous: mostly spontaneous
    81. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship
    82. Looks or personality: well personality but im not gonna date someones whos fugly
    HAVE YOU EVER:
    83. Lost glasses/contacts: yes......alot....
    84. Snuck out of a house: yep
    85. Held a gun/knife for self defense: no
    86. Killed somebody: no
    87. Broken someone's heart: No
    88. Been in love: quite possibly.....
    89. Cried when someone died: Yes
    DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
    90. Yourself: hell no
    91. Miracles: yes
    92. Love at first sight: sometimes
    93. God: definatley
    94. Santa Clause: lets go with yes.....
    95. Aliens: nope
    96. Ghosts: YEs
    TRUTHFULLY:
    97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? Yep Alyssa
    98. Do you know who your real friends are: well i have peices of $# !T for friends so not really except for Harrison and Luke
    99. Do you believe in God: didnt they already ask this? but yes
    100. The End?: nope

  4. Mstallter Mstallter
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 8:56am UTC
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  5. Mstallter Mstallter
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    Well heres what happened:
    I met my gf at the lake 2 times in the past two days and all im saying is those 2 times were the times of my life. I cant figure out how it happened, but one moment i was looking at her, and the next i kissed her (which btw was the best feeling EVER). I was really excited but we decided to keep it a secret. Today, we went a little further which was better than yesterday. It was a lot in two days but when you love someone, its ok to do that stuff kinda fast. The only thing that couldve made it better is if i was a better kisser :)

  6. Mstallter Mstallter
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    ok for all you youtube watchers out there, go on youtube and look up "rucka rucka ali haiti had a little bit of an earthquake" its one of the funniest videos ive seen. but if you are easily offended or are not the type of person to laugh at mean jokes, do not watch this video! it also swears some, so b careful.

  7. Mstallter Mstallter
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 10:24pm UTC
    this is a second graders love life:
    i like u.......
    HEHEHEHHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and then run away.
    if it was only that simple................

  8. Mstallter Mstallter
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 10:48pm UTC
    people ask me what do u see in that gurl?
    well guess wat?
    shes kooler than all you brief wearers out there cuz she has gurl boxers! eat that!!!

  9. Mstallter Mstallter
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    That akward moment when u find that a gurl wrot a quote about u
    you either have to smile and say good job me or txt that gurl!

  10. Mstallter Mstallter
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 10:15pm UTC
    wrestling
    great when u win, but completly sux when u lose. just like life

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