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MsRachelSimpson

Status: Married To Cody Simpson

Member Since: 2 Sep 2011 03:38pm

Last Seen: 11 Aug 2013 11:41pm

Location: Jersey

Gender: F

user id: 214721

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MsRachelSimpson
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 10:48pm UTC

i miss the old witty
i miss going to the top quotes and seeing funny jokes,
not sob stories.
i'm not trying to be mean or rude,
but witty was a place i'd come to to be happy and have a laugh.
now its just making me more sad.

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MsRachelSimpson
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 5:22pm UTC

girls are attracted to the bad boys because in elementary school girls were told "if he's mean to you that means he secretly likes you"

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MsRachelSimpson
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 6:18pm UTC

Lifeline: 13 11 14
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-439–4253

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MsRachelSimpson
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 5:56pm UTC

I'm so glad I didn't kill myself months ago...
I have so much to live for.
And so do you.

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MsRachelSimpson
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 3:27pm UTC

So I was waiting for my next class to start.
I was outside in the hallway, as the 7th graders were talking about bullying.
They started talking about cyber bullying.
Some said Facebook or Twitter.
Then, one shocked me.
They said Witty.
I stood in shock.
Do you guys realize what Witty has become?
This site has become a site of judging.
I'm so ashamed.

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MsRachelSimpson
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 6:29pm UTC

In every Pitbull song
I secretly get a geography lesson
that I don't even know about.
my quote

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MsRachelSimpson
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 3:46pm UTC

My grades need to be higher.
My weight needs to be lower.
My stomach needs to be flatter.
My wallet needs to be fatter.
My skin needs to be tanner.
My teeth need to be whiter.
My heart needs to be stronger.
My friends need to be uglier.
My face needs to be prettier.
My hair needs to be longer.
My skirt needs to be shorter.
My body needs to be hotter.
My image needs to be cooler.
My boobs need to be bigger.
My waist needs to be smaller.
Society really knows how to make us feel like crap.

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MsRachelSimpson
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 11:33am UTC

Danielle offered Liam to give him her kidney; he cried and hugged her. Then he told her she was crazy. ♥
If this isn't love, then what is?
nmq

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MsRachelSimpson
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 10:19pm UTC

Dear Neutrogena and Clean&Clear,
The way you splash water into your face for ads
doesn't exactly 'get everything off my face'.
Sincerely,
My now wet bathroom

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MsRachelSimpson
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 10:14pm UTC

Feel old?
Shrek 1: Came out 11 years ago
Monsters Inc: Came out 11 years ago
Dylan and Cole Sprouse: 20 years old
Miley Cyrus: Engaged
Hillary Duff: Mom
That's so Raven: Been off TV for 6 years
Lizzie McGuire: Ended 9 years ago
nmq

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MsRachelSimpson
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 1:32pm UTC

Fave this and I'll do all of these:
-Follow
-Notification Blow up
-5 TBH
-One really nice paragraph
-Celeb matchup
Lol who ever has faved one of these things and got NOTHING?

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MsRachelSimpson
posted a quote
June 9, 2012 4:41pm UTC

And who else remembers;
'Roxy like a PUMA!'?
My quote/nmf

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MsRachelSimpson
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 8:56pm UTC

So hello Witty Girls.
I know I'm not 'Witty Fanous' or anything but I have a favor.
This month is national Scoliosis month. For those of you who don't know what it is, Scoliosis is when your spine is curved. It can be minor or iit can cause major problems. Like for me, I had to have two surgies because of it. Many people need to know about this awful thing and I want to get awareness for it. If you haven't seen a doctor about it, make an appointment right away. Please, can we fave this quote to raise awareness ? Help. And if you've had Scoliosis, please comment your story. I love you all.
nmf

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MsRachelSimpson
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 3:54pm UTC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_aJHJdCHAo&feature=plcp
Haven't heard them yet?
Copy and paste the link.
We need to get these girls famous Witty!
Fave this for Top Quotes!
Subscribe! Contact Ellen too!
I'm blown away!

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MsRachelSimpson
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 7:50pm UTC

iCarly's cast said
Niall's laugh is
annoying
---------
I wonder why their
show got
cancelled
mq nmf

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MsRachelSimpson
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 8:11pm UTC

So I'm not sure if this is a venting quote or a happy one?
Anyway, tomorrow is my birthday.
Yippie.
I know you are thinking,
'Do I care?'
But my 13th birthday means the world to me.
I've been through so much within the past four years.
I had spinal surgeries(currently 4 rods and 24 screws)
When I was 10, they misdiagnosed me with cancer. I was bullied because I wore a backbrace.
I was insecure.
I was depressed.
I don't know if any of you care,
but I needed to put that our there.
Thanks Witty
♥

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MsRachelSimpson
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 9:32pm UTC

Danielle and Liam teaching their kids how to count:
Danielle: 1....2....3...
Liam: FLICK!
Format by Sandrasaurus, nmq

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MsRachelSimpson
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 6:26pm UTC

im stronger, i keep telling my self that. im shaking so much right now. wanting to go for it

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MsRachelSimpson
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 5:48pm UTC

wishing darkness would surround me right now

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MsRachelSimpson
posted a quote
May 1, 2012 6:52am UTC

When I'm old enough to get a job,
I'm moving to Mullingar and getting a job at
Nandos
this way I have a better chance at
making Niall Horan
fall in love with me:)
MQ

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