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  1. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2015 9:32pm UTC
    Who I AM
    HATES
    Who I've BEEN.

  2. livyloulou livyloulou
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2015 8:16pm UTC
    I never thought you would do that...
    especially to me

  3. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2015 9:21pm UTC
    I'm
    Fairly Local
    I've
    been around
    I've
    seen the streets
    you're
    walking down.
    Gif taken by crimsonxrose

  4. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2015 10:13pm UTC
    They say,
    "Stay in
    your Lane,
    Boy,
    Lane Boy,"
    But we
    go where
    we want
    to.
    They think
    this thing
    is a
    Highway,
    But will
    they be
    alive tomorrow?

  5. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2015 9:40pm UTC
    The songs on the radio
    are Okay,
    But my taste in music
    is your Face.

  6. leggings leggings
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2014 7:35pm UTC
    don't worry, darling.
    you belong here.
    you belong with us.

  7. leggings leggings
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2014 8:20pm UTC
    you're my weakness.

  8. Live2Run2Live* Live2Run2Live*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    Thinking about you
    gives me butterflies
    Please don't remove this!

  9. Live2Run2Live* Live2Run2Live*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    When I get lonely I just remind myself that we are looking at the same moon

  10. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2014 3:22pm UTC
    I watch the night
    turn light blue
    BUT
    it's not the same
    without you.

  11. LostAngel77 LostAngel77
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2014 1:04pm UTC
    I hate getting flashbacks of things I don't want to remember

  12. YouOnlyLoveOnce* YouOnlyLoveOnce*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2014 2:12pm UTC
    And being alone
    is starting to take its toll

  13. YouOnlyLoveOnce* YouOnlyLoveOnce*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2014 2:13pm UTC
    I can't picture myself
    »-(¯`v´¯)-» with anyone else, but you.

  14. a l a y n a ✌* a l a y n a ✌*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2014 2:32pm UTC
    D o y o u e v e r t h i n k o f m e w h e n y o u l i e?
    ~tumblr

  15. anchorage* anchorage*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 12:24am UTC
    Teacher:"Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
    Me:Someone told me to go to hell.
    Me:Couldn't find it at first .
    Me:But now I'm here.

  16. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 3:14pm UTC
    The nicest people I've ever
    met were covered in
    tattoos and piercings. The
    most judgemental people
    I've met are the ones who
    go to church every Sunday.

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2013 2:40pm UTC
    Girls on their period period
    Uterus:Oh, so, no baby?
    Uterus:Okay
    Girl:No -
    Uterus:SDUFGYADFUIFSDHUFDSH
    Me:FCK FCK FCK
    Va.gina:*unleashes red sea*
    Pad:I'm not cleaning that up.
    Ovaries:Oh, our turn? My bad, here~
    Cramps:Howdy
    Junk Food:Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us
    Chocolate:No me
    Acne:Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down
    Pad:CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT
    Va.gina:I can do better, hold up
    Va.gina:*Niagara Falls*
    Pad:You still missed.
    Lower Back:Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.
    Ovaries:WSIUDIUFASJDFHADSU
    Cramps:*sings the Ave Maria* Uterus:USAHDFIADSHFUFUGUJADIUEWRFHSJKKKKKKKSAJFXXZXCZJ Girl:*dead*

  18. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2014 9:10am UTC
    If this doesn't put you in a good mood,
    then I really don't know what will...

  19. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2014 3:37pm UTC
    Ever watch a paranormal movie and think
    "This person would totally destroy me in a game of Twister"

  20. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2014 4:41pm UTC
    "The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions."
    -Leonardo Da Vinci

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