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  1. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    One Direction things#181
    Harry: *reads of sheet* Do you guys have any pets?
    Zayn: erm recently... erm recently my cat, one of my cats had died.
    Very upsetting time for me. So i only have two cats now...
    Niall: But they're still alive...
    Zayn: a dog, and i also have three fish aswell...
    Liam: Fish?
    Louis: So what you're saying is your house is practically a zoo?
    Zayn: pretty much, bit of a pet store going on..
    Liam: *talking about murdering fish called BOB*
    Liam: Very mean...Don't follow that fish on twitter!
    Louis: i've got a dog called Ted... WOOOF!!
    Zayn: Has he got his own twitter?
    Liam: What i wanna know is how it's waterproof?
    Louis: the dog?
    Niall: AHAHA
    Niall: i've got a cat that has a kidney problem and gum disease..
    Liam: Ey don't go anywhere with Kidney problems *HIGH FIVE*
    Louis: it can be quiet traumatic... *Puts arm around Niall*
    Zayn: Sorry mate
    Liam: at least me and your... was it a cat?....
    Louis: Next question... Zayn.
    Harry: I haven't... i haven't..
    Louis: OH SORRY MATE! *wraps arm around harry*
    Zayn: Naaw come on
    Harry: Mine doesn't have a kidney problem or gum disease...
    Liam: *to Niall* well i've got something in common with your cat so it's all good...
    OMG I LOVE THESE BOYS SO MUCH!
    http://bit.ly/HsjL7Z <- Watch this video here :D

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  2. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 1:31pm UTC
    One Direction things#180
    One Direction are on a plane, they're on a plane.
    Aussie fans are goin insane, they're goin insane.
    Niall probs peed on Zayn, peed on Zayn

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  3. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 11:36am UTC
    One Direction things#Fanfic
    UNREQUITED: Chapter 3
    “…and this, is Mellisa, Terri’s daughter who will be tagging along with us for the tour,” Sam said, guiding me forward to the boys with his hand on my shoulder. The five of them were now standing and the first moved towards me with his hand outstretched. “Hi there! I’m Louis. But, of course you’d already know that wouldn’t you?” he said with a cheeky wink. “Louis,” scolded Sam in a mock ‘watch it, kid’ tone. I laughed. The other boys stepped forward, introducing themselves as Liam, Niall and Zayn and lastly, the king of curls himself, Harry Styles. I seemed to remain perfectly sane meeting the other boys but when those green eyes focused on me, my stomach dropped through the floor, cleared nine stories and ended up in the bottom most level of the underground car park. “Hi, I’m Harry,” he said. It took all my strength to force out a: “Hey. Mellisa.” He shook my hand, “Mellisa,” he repeated, smiling, putting emphasis on the 'sa'. Oh God. He ran a hand through his hair and I stood there like a wide-eyed idiot trying to get my head around the fact that these boys were standing in front of me and not looking out at me from a computer screen. “So you’re from Australia, huh?” said Liam, “Must’ve been a crazy flight!”
    “Yeah it was. Luckily I just slept most of the time, planes start to drive me insane after a while,” I said, putting on a facade of confidence and effortlessness.
    Sam interrupted my scrambled train of thought with an instruction for the boys. “Now, lads. Promise me you’ll take good care of young Mellisa here. You’re really the only kids on this tour so stick together for me, alright?”
    “Of course we’ll take care of her!” said Liam, giving me a little one armed hug. Sam gave an appreciative smile.
    “Good. Now Terri will, of course, as tour manager, be organising every little aspect of this tour for you, boys. If there’s a problem, if you need anything, go straight to her. She doesn’t bite, I promise you,” Sam added with a chuckle.
    “Hey, speak for yourself Sam,” laughed Mum. “No, but really boys, I’m not just here as your tour manager. I’m here as a friend, a second mum, whatever you need. If you’re feeling homesick, a bit down, you know who to come to.”
    “There you go, Harry,” said Louis, poking a startled Harry in the back, “There’s no need to be nervous about leaving your mummy anymore.” We all broke out in giggles, i couldn't stop even when it wasn't funny anymore. awkward.
    “Shut up, Louis” Harry said, faking embarrassment. “But it does look like we’re lucky to have you along with us Terri.”
    “Now, ladies, I’ll show you your rooms and leave you to settle in”, said Sam, moving back into the corridor.
    “See you boys later!” he called back.
    As I lay covered in blankets in my huge hotel bed, i couldn't stop thinking about the boys. I hadn’t even had a proper conversation with any of them, yet suddenly, this trip seemed a whole lot more exciting.
    Thanks for reading my first FANFICTION :D Tell me what you think?
    Have been getting great feedback so far :')♥

  4. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 11:33am UTC
    One Direction things#179
    Because of the time difference between America and Australia,
    the boys will have never lived April 9th, 2012

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  5. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 11:00am UTC
    One Direction things#178
    Zayn: How can you not love Niall?
    He's like a teddy bear you press its tummy and it says "I love Bieber"

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  6. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    One Direction things#Fanfic
    UNREQUITED
    Chapter 2
    I knew it was going to be cold in London, but when we stepped out of the airport, dragging our suitcases behind us, I wondered if we’d caught the wrong plane and ended up in Antarctica. It never got this cold in Melbourne and my wardrobe was definitely not prepared for this sort of weather. Like wow. This of course left me with the promising prospect of a shopping spree with Mum. And that i guess, was always a good thing. We followed the man who was to drive us to our hotel and he chuckled as we scrambled to put our coats and hats on, pulling our collars up to keep the wind out. “Better get used to it, ladies! It only gets worse from here!” Great.
    Mum raised her eyebrows at me as she hopped into the front seat. The sky was grey but it did nothing to darken the beauty of the city. I stared out the window in awe at the buildings rushing past me, so relieved that I was finally here.
    We stepped into the foyer of our hotel after having our bags taken by doormen and met the man who was managing the boys from One Direction. “Sam! How are you!” Mum said as the tall dark haired man strode over to us. He kissed my mum on both cheeks. “Terri, it’s been a while! I’m fine thanks, love. And you must be Mellisa! It’s lovely to finally meet you,” he chortled, shaking my hand. “You too,” I said politely. Sam had worked with my mum a lot over the years and I’d heard so much about him I felt like I knew him already. “How was your flight?” asked Sam.
    He and my mum began their little catch-up like two old women and I was left wandering awkwardly around the hotel lobby. It was a very beautiful hotel. This is the only hotel i've ever been in, but we were going to be moving around alot the next three months so i guess i have to get used to places like this. But still it didn't stop the fact that this place... this place felt like a palace compared to home. My thoughts wondered off onto room service. My ankle boots clacked on the black and white marble floor as I walked. Opposite the front doors was a huge marble staircase leading to the second floor where a fountain in the shape of an angel sat spouting water. Before the sound of running water started to get to me, Sam called me over. “Would you like to meet the boys? You will be spending a lot of time with them from now, after all!”
    “I’d love to!” I couldn’t stop smiling as Sam lead me and mum up the staircase, past the giant fountain and over to the lifts. Though I hadn’t known about One Direction all that long and hadn’t had time to develop a crazy obsession over the five boys, I still couldn’t help the sudden butterflies that appeared in my stomach.
    We stepped out of the lift onto a long corridor. “The rest of the crew will be arriving today and tomorrow. We’ve pretty much got this whole floor booked out,” Sam explained. “There are a few meeting rooms around, they act as sort of common rooms, I suppose. This floor is used for business meetings and big groups such as ours. I’m guessing the boys are in a meeting room at the moment. They only arrived a couple of hours ago.” We followed the corridor as it curved around and came to a door with the noise of a blaring TV coming from behind it. My heart was beating at a million miles an hour and yet, I had no idea why. Sam knocked and then pushed the door open. At the far end of the room was a kitchen separated from the rest of the room by a breakfast counter. A beige leather couch was pushed up against the counter facing us and another was pushed against a wall. And there they were, spread out on the couches. The five boys who would be the people closest to my age I would interact with for three whole months. The five boys with the angelic voices. The five boys each with incredibly perfect hair. The five boys who were staring right at me, probably wondering why my eyes had gone all glassy and why my chin was practically on the floor.
    Thanks for reading my first FANFICTION :D Tell me what you think?
    ALL FEEDBACK IS APPRECIATED :')

  7. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 11:14am UTC
    One Direction things#Fanfic
    UNREQUITED
    Chapter 1
    “Honey! Wake up! We’re really late; my alarm didn’t go off!” I groaned and rolled over, yanking my pillow over my head. “Mellisa!” Mum shrieked from the kitchen, “By late I mean we’re meant to be on an aeroplane in exactly 63 minutes and you’re barely finished packing!”
    With a jolt I realised exactly what day it was. I scrambled out of bed, yanking off the oversized tshirt that served as my pyjamas. “Mellis-”
    “I’m up, I’m up!”
    I pulled on a pair of jeans, a plain navy blue long sleeved shirt and a cream cable knit cardigan that had been left folded neatly on the end of my bed - trust my mother to be so organised she’d had time to fold my clothes for the next day. I sprinted to the bathroom and pulled my long dark hair up into a ponytail, still too asleep to care about what it looked like.
    We arrived at the airport just in time, dashing through check-ins and customs until we dropped into our business class plane seats, totally out of breath. “Made it,” Mum said with a chuckle. “What would you have done if we’d missed it?” I said grinning. Mum groaned and put her hands over her face. “Don’t say that honey”.
    The flight from Melbourne to London (with a stopover in Singapore) seemed impossibly long. London, the city i was born in but i never went back since, Mum moved me to Australia when Dad left. i guess only my mother could move me to the other side of the world when she went through heartbreak. Most of the time I sat watching movies while Mum tapped away on her laptop, scribbled tiny notes in her diary and then got out her iPad and started sorting through set lists and arena seating plans. She never stopped working. Although, before you make any assumptions, she was never the type to put her work before me. Mum spent time with me as much as she could and I never blamed her if she had to ditch me for the odd unscheduled meeting; I knew she felt guilty at times like that, but I understood. Mum had worked in a few different aspects of the music industry but for the next three months she was working as a tour manager. She had managed tours before but I’d never come with her. I’d always been left at home during mum’s work trips - this time it was unavoidable. Nana was too frail to properly look after me for such a length of time anymore, so i had to come. My school wasn’t too happy about me taking so much time off. Mum said we’d sort that out when we got home. “Traveling teaches you twice as much as sitting in a classroom will,” she kept repeating. And this is why I love my mum so much…
    Mum was managing the tour of a British boy band named One Direction. I honestly didn’t know very much about them except for the fact that their angelic good looks induced teenage girls into hyperactive screaming fits. Reminded me of my Justin Bieber phase. I was familiar with the boys’ journey through X Factor and I knew them all by name but somehow I didn’t think meeting them would reduce me to squeals. Besides, I doubted they’d appreciate their tour manager bringing a deluded fan girl along with her.
    Thanks for reading my first FANFICTION :D Tell me what you think?
    ALL FEEDBACK IS APPRECIATED :')

  8. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 10:09am UTC
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  9. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 9:18am UTC
    One Direction things#177
    5 boys
    9 kidneys
    12 nipples
    ONE DIRECTION

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  10. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 9:15am UTC
    One Direction things#176
    Louis: do you like carbonara?
    Fan: YES!
    Louis: why?
    Fan: .... because it's nice
    Louis: but why..
    Liam: breaks out in laughter

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  11. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 8:53am UTC
    One Direction things#175
    Introducing Juan Directon
    Carlito Styles, Pepito Tomlinson, Martitio Payne, Miguelito Malik, and Dick Horan..
    who's your favurite ;)

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  12. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 8:49am UTC
    One Direction things#174
    Liam: something we can do for you?
    Gibby: would you autograph my sister's scrapbook?
    Gibby: Just sign it by your pic
    Niall: Yeah, sure. What's your sisters name?
    Gibby: Uh, mysisters name is uh, Gib..G...Girl..Girlby
    Zayn: Girlby?
    Harry: That's a name?
    Gibby: Yeah. it's a really popular girls name name here in America.
    You wouldn't know that...

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  13. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    One Direction things#173
    The boys were on iCarly tonight;
    Nickelodeon's Children's TV Program 'ICarly' had 57%
    more viewers than usual on tonight's episode
    7/10 worldwide trend on twitter about them..
    DIRECTIONERS HAVE POWER!!
    "No Zayns were harmed in the filming of ICarly"
    if you didn't watch it - GO DO IT NOW!!
    :')
    i'm so happy right now. ZAYN MY BAYBAY!!

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  14. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    One Direction things#172
    Niall: *talking to the security guard* "
    You don't have to protect me agaisnt our fans. They won't hurt me.
    YOUR FANS WILL NEVER HURT YOU NIALL
    And if they do... they are not your fans.

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  15. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    One Direction things#171
    The boys have broken another record by selling out New York's Madison Square Garden
    in less than a minute.
    IM SO PROUD OF YOU

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  16. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    One Direction things#170
    Harry: Until I find the perfect girl, I have Louis.
    Larry Stylinson is REAL.

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  17. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    One Direction things#169
    Niall: I hate when I can't get closer to our fans.
    Harry: Me too. They need our hugs.
    i really need you're hugs!

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  18. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    One Direction things#168
    Why Girls love them so much....
    Niall: i can't help but try find my future wife in the crowd
    Harry: i'm looking for a girl who's cheeky and who will make me chase her.
    The fun is all in the chase.
    Liam: i've always preffered having girlfriends to just seeing people.
    Louis: *when asked what he would do to impress a girl in one night*
    Tell her jokes so she laughs so much she urinates herself.
    Zayn: You look like someone i know babe,
    *Harry replies: It's his next girlfriend*
    YES ZAYN. YOU KNOW ME. WE WILL DATE AND YOU WILL LOVE ME AND WE WILL GET MARRIED AND LIVE IN THE PRETTY COTTAGE IN THE COUNTRY SIDE AND I WILL HAVE YOUR BABIES.
    Sorry i got carried away... i just.. *sigh*

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  19. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    One Direction things#167
    Liam: i'll poke you until you buy our album.....
    Okay everyone is being rude about poking, you knew what i meant
    Please elaborate for us Liam ;) POKE ME....

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  20. Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 7:43pm UTC
    One Direction things#166
    Harry: I can take critisism, but if it's just like, "i don't like you",
    i want to know why people don't like me. Why do you hate me? What have i done?
    Harry no one importanat hates you. You always have your girls, always.

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