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  1. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 3:43pm UTC
    I DONT THINK YOU GET
    IT IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY
    IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER
    SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY
    GROW SOME KAHONÉS AND TELL HER

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    i was always scared of teenagers when i was little because i felt like they always glared at me and looked tired and angry and now i understand

  3. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    I have so much respect for people who make dictionaries.
    Someone’s job was to literally describe every word in the English language
    and put it in a book,
    like, if I had to do that it’d be so sarcastic and rude like
    “sky: that blue f/cking thing over your head dumba/ss”

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 2:02pm UTC
    do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  6. RawrItsAmy RawrItsAmy
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    Heres everyone cusing miley cyrus down..
    like you being serious? shes a free young woman,she has the right to do whatever she wants.
    even though she does some rather sexual actions in her videos.
    your basically judging her,without even knowing her.
    let her be how she wants.
    just because she was a goody girl "hannah montana"..
    people change you know.

  7. capsized* capsized*
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    September 12, 2013 6:44pm UTC
    Wasn’t it January like 5 minutes ago?
    I swear to god it was
    Last time i checked it was 2011??
    I fell asleep in 2007 and I woke up now it’s 2013
    Wait the 90’s are over???
    Hold up, the Spice Girls broke up!?
    #what do you mean someone shot archduke franz ferdinand
    jesus died?!!!

  8. LetsEatWalruses LetsEatWalruses
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 11:27pm UTC
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    Roses are red, Violets are blue
    Youtube is down, Pornhub must do.
    ---------------------------------------------------------

  9. AlwaysxAxDreamer AlwaysxAxDreamer
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    School would be so much better if the only people who went to it were me and my friends.
    Also, free ice cream.

  10.  * *
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 11:08pm UTC
    have you ever read something that killed you inside? like a text message or someone's status. everything was going fine until you accidentally came across something you didn't want to read. Or found out something you were better off not knowing. It's almost as if it was posted just to purposely hurt you. But you constantly read it over and over again to torture yourself. It sucks how one little thing can ruin your entire day.

  11. The Sleeping Wallflower* The Sleeping Wallflower*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 9:47pm UTC
    eat, wittyprofiles, sleep, repeat.

  12. AlwaysxAxDreamer AlwaysxAxDreamer
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 3:57pm UTC
    I feel like I'm the only female in my school who even bothers wearing uniform anymore.
    All I see is Yoga pants with a random blue tank top... Our school colors are white and burgundy.

  13. capsized* capsized*
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    September 12, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    I love when my jeans naturally rip at the knee. It’s like the punk rock is flowing so strong through my body that it ripped right out of my knee

  14. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 8:05pm UTC
    She rolled over,
    buried half her face
    in her pillow,
    and smiled.
    It was then,
    the overwhelming
    realization washed over me
    that there is so much more to life
    than simply surviving it.

  15. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 10:40pm UTC
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    ★★★
    self-respect is my respect for myself
    i could as well suck 3 thousand d×cks and still
    respect myself so shut the f×ck up

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 8:38am UTC
    Friend : when is Niall's Birthday
    Me : September 13, 1993 at 8:04 am
    Friend : What time were you born?
    Me : I don't know, ask Jesus

  17. happiest* happiest*
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    September 13, 2013 8:41am UTC
    Normal people: oh happy birthday niall!! Hope you had an amazing one, cant believe you're already 20!!
    Me: EXCUSE ME NIALL BUT WHO THE FCK GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO GROW UP?!?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE OUR 16 YEAR OLD IRISH CUTIE WHO JUST HAD A DREAM AND LOVED SINGING

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    All I'm saying is that it's a little suspicious how most of the guys at my school are, like, 5'8" at the tallest and then all the football players are, like, 10 ft tall.

  19. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    Glass half empty
    Glass half full
    Well either way you won't be going thirsty
    Coun't your blessings
    Not your flaws

  20. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    I heard a dog bark today so I barked back
    and it barked the exact same way and we went
    back and forth until my friend told me that it was
    just my voice echoing and I had been barking to
    myself for 5 minutes straight

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