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  1. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    When guys...#2
    Tease you just to see you smile

  2. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    When guys...#1
    Have a tan

  3. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    For every like I will . . .
    Make a quote with something
    I find attractive in a guy.

  4. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 8:22am UTC
    "It was just one of those days where you wake up and don't want to get out of bed. I was tired and I'm so done with my school. People are so mean and gross. It was one of those days where you just want some flavor blasted goldfish and some low tone music like How He Loves by Eddie Kirkland and just want to be alone."

  5. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 11:29pm UTC
    Comment me a number!(Stolen)
    1. Tell me about your ex
    2. Drunken story time.. GO
    3. A secret you haven't told many people
    4. A fact about the last person you kissed
    5. Favorite TV show
    6. What your last recieved text message says
    7. What last made you laugh until you cried
    8. List of concerts you've attended
    9. Your Christmas List
    10. What you're wearing
    11. Favorite song
    12. How you met the person you fell hardest for
    13. Favorite memory of this past summer
    14. Craziest thing you've ever done
    15. Jewelry that you're wearing
    16. Turn ons
    17. Last awkward situation you were in
    18. Quote you live by
    19. A story about you and your best friend
    20. Opinion of age difference in relationships
    21. How you feel right now
    22. Lyrics to your favorite song
    23. Ever been cheated on?
    24. Opinion on Cheating
    25. First 10 songs to play on you shuffly
    26. Number of people you slept with
    27. Best Friend on Witty
    28. Cutest thing anyone's done for you
    29. Most traumatic experience
    30. Smoke weed?

  6. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    Sometimes I just wanna start over, but I swallow that pill that they call pride because maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be a dream. You make my heart beat faster and if anyone could make me a better person, you could. I'm still a dreamer and I'm on top of the world, but I don't want to let you go. We used to laugh about nothing at all, cause on those nights we would stand and never fall.’ All i ever wanted to do is make you proud, to shine like the stars, breaking all the records they thought never cuold be broke.
    I must have done something right so look at me now. I love you like a love song so put your records on and hold on to that feeling. You give me that feeling and the world around me disappears. I'll do anything for you to see you smile because I see sparks fly whenever you smile. There's nothing wrong with us. Those nights belong to us, so lead me with strong hands because every day i spend with you is the new best day of my life.

  7. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 10:06am UTC
    My high school blocked social media sites with this fancy, expensive firewall thingy. Witty isn't blocked...#antisocialsite
    (sorry for the hashtag, it was too tempting)

  8. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 10:03am UTC
    My best friend's older sister messaged me at 10:30PM on Monday. What did it say? "Quick thought - Gabe and I were talking and he loves braided hair..."
    I asked him why and he said it's pretty. I braided my hair today even though he won't see it

  9. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
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    April 25, 2013 9:58am UTC
    My brother: Losersaywhat
    Me: What?
    Him: Loser! *Starts laughing and dancing*
    Me: *Rolls my eyes at his immaturity*
    He's 24...

  10. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
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    April 3, 2013 9:36pm UTC
    *Sends my best friend/crush a snapchat of me caught of guard looking stupid*
    His response to my friend who sent it: "Wow. She's cute"
    His response to me: "Yeah, it was pretty hot."

  11. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
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    April 3, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    *Talking to my best friend about my old best friend who tweets about me now and is really mean*
    Me: She freaks out about her boyfriend in Connecticut. Like really? They're 15 and she's always saying she's going to marry him
    Him: She watches too much Disney Channel
    Me: What the what?
    Him: She acts like she's living in a Disney Channel movie
    Me: *dying of laughter at the accurateness*

  12. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 11:20am UTC
    *Me and my best friend texting*
    Me: "I'm a loner and I'm proud"
    Him: "So wait, if you're a loner, does that mean we're not friends? Wow I get it"
    Me: "Yes. That's exactly what that means. Cause we're not friends. We're best friends :)"
    Him: "Ohh I see what you did there! That was a good one! And heck yes we are! :)"

  13. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
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    February 26, 2013 11:22am UTC
    Teresa Murphy @Zentanic144                                                                               4d
    I'm done. You were my "best friend", but now I see how you really are. You win. I hate you. Does it feel as good as you thought it would?
    Collapse    ← Reply   Retweet    ★Favorite 
    __________________________________________________________________________________
    [Not my format. Actual tweet from my "best friend." I did nothing wrong]

  14. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 4:39pm UTC
    My ex-best friend tweeted about hating me. I told my best guy friend (who I have a crush on and who likes me back) and he got really mad. He asked what her name is so he can find this tweet and see for himself. He's so mad at her and how immature she's being. She started the drama and he's being protective of me❤

  15. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
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    February 24, 2013 10:00am UTC
    "Yes! Well I better be getting off to bed. But before I do, I just feel like I really need to say this. You're crazy awesome and I'm so glad we're friends. I'm so blessed to have met you and grown to be best friends. I thank God for having you in my life and I really don't know what I'd be if we hadn't met. You are amazing and I wouldn't give this friendship up for anything in the world. Thanks for everything today and everything over this year."
    -My best guy friend❤

  16. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 10:42pm UTC
    "Good. I'm so glad. I hate to see you sad and stuff. So I'm glad I made you laugh and smile your beautiful smile. I was aiming to from the start. So yeah"
    -My best guy friend ❤

  17. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
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    February 23, 2013 10:38pm UTC
    "I'm gonna tell you the truth, I prayed that we would be alright. I didn't want you to feel bad and everything because this week for you hasn't been the best"
    -My best guy friend ❤

  18. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
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    February 10, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    I need some advice...The guy I like (who's also my best friend) likes me. Great, right? Yes. I'm so happy about it. But he has a Valentine that's not me. See, he can't date until he's 16 at the end of this year. Now, his neighbor knows he likes me. She knows he's been to my school's formals and stuff. She asked if I was his Valentine. He said we're just friends, which isn't a lie. But a few days later she asked him to be her Valentine. He said sure. Now he has to buy her a carnation at his school. I'm a bit jealous. She gets to see him everyday and he's her Valentine and I'm a loner yet again. Which isn't terrible, I'm not the biggest fan of the holiday anyway. But I think she knows she's making me jealous. I've never met her, but the day she asked him, she hunted me down on Instagram. She likes him I think. I'm nervous he's gonna choose her over me when he can date since he can see her whenever and I live and hour away. What do I do? If you respond to this, I love you forever. I'll even follow you if you want. I just need advice. This boy means so much to me.

  19. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 9:04pm UTC
    The ONLY disability in life is a bad attitude

  20. MrsPSanders MrsPSanders
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    February 5, 2013 9:01pm UTC
    Let me tell you something you already know, the world ain't all sunshine and rainbows, it's a mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are, it'll beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You and me and nobody will hit as hard as life. It ain't about how hard you can hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward, how much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!

:)

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