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  1. Surprise1316 Surprise1316
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 5:33pm UTC
    real eyes
    realize
    real lies

  2. aly2013 aly2013
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Sorry hun,
    your not the first, and you sure as hell won't be the last.
    He always gets tired of his toys, believe me.
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  3. AnchorChasing AnchorChasing
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    Thanks to Facebook
    I now know what everyones bathroom looks like.
    One mirror at a time

  4. Push Push
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 6:32am UTC
    Apodyopsis
    Noun - the act of mentally undressing someone
    Ap

  5. pickles97 pickles97
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 12:23pm UTC
    Fistpump
    Pushups
    Chapstick! <3

  6. AnnabelleGrace24 AnnabelleGrace24
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 12:32pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. xxolaxx xxolaxx
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 1:39pm UTC
    I want to marry a guy named Jesse so I can be Jesse's girl
    Have a daughter so I can be Stacy's mom
    and have a son named Luke so Jesse can say "Luke I am your father"
    that would be awesome. <3

  8. HarryPotterr HarryPotterr
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    SEE THAT GIRL OVER THERE?
    She's suffering from depression.
    See that boy in the corner?
    HIS PARENTS ARE ALCOHOLICS.
    See that gorgeous girl over there?
    SHE'S INSECURE.
    See that girl behind the computer screen?
    She's beautiful.
     
    nmf - MissAnna

  9. lovehurtsboysliepeopledie lovehurtsboysliepeopledie
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    Someone made a status saying:
    'Omgee, can't believe Holly stuck her fake eyelashes on with PVA glue, haha, lmfaaooo.'
    It had:
    25 likes
    Someone else made a status saying: 'R.I.P mommy, I'll miss you</3'
    it had:
    1 like.
    Fav if you think this is heartbreaking. ♥

  10. Mollyyy Mollyyy
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    Next time I'm in an elevator
    with 4 or more strangers, I'm going to turn around and say "So I'm sure you're wondering
    why I've gathered you all here..."

  11. itsviennax97 itsviennax97
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 7:38pm UTC
    and every time you smile,
    you laugh, you glow;
    you don't even know.

    click the ♥ if you love his smile (:

  12. blue3yedBeauty blue3yedBeauty
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 7:42pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. NadileyYoung1993 NadileyYoung1993
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    girl, please i can remove 9O% of your "beauty" with a DRY kleenex. -_______-.

  15. livelovelaughxxxxx livelovelaughxxxxx
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 9:04pm UTC
    ♥if she has a basket on her bicycle then shes too young for you bro.♥

  16. MichaelScarpati MichaelScarpati
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 1:24am UTC
    A REAL HERO DOESN'T WEAR A CAPE
    A REAL HERO WEARS DOG TAGS

  17. AmandaJeanne123 AmandaJeanne123
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 7:04pm UTC
    It sucks when you know that you need to let go, but you can't, because your still waiting for the impossible to happen♥

  18. CrazyyGirl CrazyyGirl
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    Remember,
    you can't photoshop your
    sh*t personality.....♥

  19. sillygoosling sillygoosling
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    A bra is like your best friend.
    close to your heart, and there for support<3

  20. ilovemexicans ilovemexicans
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 11:06pm UTC
    Unlike barbie, me and my girls arent sold separatelyy(:

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