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  1. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 8:21pm UTC
    Before Divergent
    <3
    After Divergent
    <4

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 1:01pm UTC
    "Harry Potter is stupid."
    "No one asked your opinion, you filthy little mudblood."

  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    Oh what a waste of a
    PERFECTLY GOOD, CLEAN WRIST.

  4. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 11:32pm UTC
    “We are afraid to care too much,
    for fear that the other person
    does not care at all.”
    — ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

  5. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 10:10am UTC
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY
    L o u i s T o m l i n s o n
    We're so proud of you and your accomplishments
    MAKE THIS ONE OF THE BEST BIRTHDAYS YET

  6. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 11:05am UTC
    So our fandom can
    leak songs
    find blood types
    exact birth time
    their parents' middle name
    baby pictures
    hack into aiport security cameras
    what can your fandom do?

  7. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    *Niall holding a potato*
    Interviewer: can we zoom in on that potato?
    Niall: no, they're aggresive

  8. countrygirl123 countrygirl123
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 12:21pm UTC
    Meeting you was a life
    Changing experience

  9. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    "Just because you don't have a prince
    doesn't mean you're not a princess"
    - Zayn Malik

  10. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    The boys w o u l d be in prison
    IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE LIAM
    - Ed Sheeran

  11. blonde_blueyes_breakable blonde_blueyes_breakable
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    War doesn't show you who's right,
    it shows you who's left.

  12. blonde_blueyes_breakable blonde_blueyes_breakable
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    Are you a beaver?
    Cause dam.

  13. blonde_blueyes_breakable blonde_blueyes_breakable
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    Stalking: when two people
    go for a long romantic walk together
    but only one of them knows about it.

  14. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 10:29am UTC
    The official recording date for
    the ellen show with one direction
    is scheduled for november 9th

  15. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    trouble
    Chapter 1
    There was always this one boy whom I've known since I was little.
    Sure, Travis Kapone and I have never had any verbal or physical interaction, but I've watched him closely ever since we started school together.
    He was always this carefree guy who made everyone turn their heads even without trying.
    Travis Kapone had this natural aura about him that made everyone want to get to know him.
    I don't know if it was the tattoos that ran up his arm, or if it was the smug look that he always had on his face.
    Whatever it was, it got people interested.
    I, on the other hand, was the exact opposite of Travis.
    I was always invisible.
    Now, I'm not complaining about not standing out like he does because sometimes, I'd rather be blended in with the crowd than to attract unwanted attention.
    Travis Kapone carried trouble wherever he went.
    Whether it was a rumor or not, there was always something good to talk about when it came to the topic of Travis.
    Travis Kapone was just naturally always under the center of attention.
    "Here he comes!" my best friend, Scarlet, whispered beside me.
    She turned her head towards Travis, as her eyes became dazed.
    I had my eyes focused on Travis, watching his every move.
    He walked down the halls by himself, walking carelessly, as if he had not one care in the world.
    His dark brown hair stuck up and was messy, and he wore a black hoodie with no shirt under, so that you could see a glimpse of his tattoos.
    He kept his hazel eyes straight, ignoring all of the whispers that went on around him.
    "I heard he hooked up with Tammy last night and left her afterwards." one whispered.
    "I heard his dad secretly owns a weed company." a guy said. "Do you think he'll hook me up?"
    I'm pretty sure Travis heard that one, because I saw the slightest smirk form across his face.
    Suddenly, I felt a pair of hazel eyes lock into mine.
    I felt myself stop breathing from the intensity of his eyes, but I didn't look away.
    I wouldn't dare.
    I held Travis' gave, until I got a hard shove from Scarlet.
    "Riley!" she hissed, snapping me out of trance.
    I turned to my red headed best friend, as I stared at her with a blank expression.
    "What?" I asked.
    "Travis Kapone just looked at you!" her eyes went wide.
    I blinked at her, before shrugging. "So?"
    "He doesn't just look at anyone." Scarlet muttered. "I wonder what he wants from you."
    I know I have been absent for a while now, but I'm back with a new story.
    The last story was just a pain to write, and I could feel it all going downhill once I started it.
    But, I'm back with a fresh start, so feedback would be nice.
    And I also have a new story on Wattpad.
    http://www.wattpad.com/8581133-forever-and-always-his
    Thanks for reading! :)

  16. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 5:27pm UTC
    "One of our main problems is fitting on a sofa together."
    -Liam Payne

  17. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    "There's someone I like. If you're shown in the papers with other
    Girls when you really like someone else, that's difficult.
    But still, I think it's important if you're thinking about starting
    A relationship to do it away from the spotlight.
    I thought I did[have a type], but this girl isn't my 'type'.
    It's more about the person. How they act, their body language,
    If they can laugh at themselves. I find ambition really attractive too-
    If someone's good at something they love doing.
    I want someone who is driven."
    -Harry Styles

  18. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    Are you okay?
    Cut 70 times
    Took 25 pills
    wants to die
    cries eyes out
    feels lost
    Yeah i'm okay :)
    Because this is how society works.

  19. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    "My accent always works with girls. They like it.
    I have no idea why."
    -Niall Horan

  20. KylieHere_ KylieHere_
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    *In English class*
    Teacher: Use the word "Fetch" in a sentence.
    Guy in my class: That's so fetch.
    Teacher: Stop trying to make fetch happen, it's not going to happen.
    My life= complete.

:)

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