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Harrystyles98
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June 7, 2012 5:37pm UTC

*mom comes back from physical therapy*
Me: how was p.t.?
Mom: fine
Me: p.t. backwards is t.p.
Mom: ....
Me: you just went to toilet paper!
Mom: .....
Me: *big cheesy smile*
Mom: walks out
True story

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Harrystyles98
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June 24, 2012 10:06pm UTC

Here's to the girls who have not had a boyfriend yet :)

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Harrystyles98
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July 5, 2012 11:43pm UTC

An uppercase W looks like a lowercase w
MIND=NOT BLOWN

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Harrystyles98
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July 9, 2012 6:16pm UTC

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Harrystyles98
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July 9, 2012 8:32pm UTC

“Next time you fall in a puddle of mud, don’t stand up and shout, I’m the mayor of Mud City, and you are all my mud people!”
(All That)

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Mrs1D
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November 5, 2012 9:11pm UTC

And you tell me about your past
→ Thinkin your future is me <3

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amillionsecretsx3
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February 23, 2013 6:26pm UTC

Irresistible
chapter two
"I have to go. I hope you had fun," Charlotte smiles at Liam and gives him a lingering kiss. "Happy birthday!"She yells as she walks out of the apartment.
"I guess I should go too," Zayn stands and wipes the loose crumbs of cake that stick to his pants. "Happy birthday Liam."
"Thanks." Liam says just before the door closes shut.
"You can go. I'll clean up the mess." I start stacking the paper plates filled with cake crumbs and leftover icing.
Liam places his hand over mine and shakes his head. "Do you have to do that now?"
I smile and kiss his cheek. He attempts to pull me closer to him but I wiggle out of his arms. He groans in frustration and slumps into the couch.
"Why do you do this? It's my birthday."
Even though my back is turned, I can feel his pout and his eyes burning into me. I drop the bag full of trash and turn on my heels to see a satisfied smirk on Liam's face.
"Only because it's your birthday." I grin and take his face in my hands.
He bites on his lower lip, impatience written across his face. He closes the short distance between us and our bodies melt together in the kiss.
Liam is the first to break away. He sighs in satisfaction and wraps his arms around me. I flip over so my back is pressed against his chest and snuggle my head in the crook of his neck. He plays with my hair whilst humming. Fatigue takes over my body and I give in to burning in my eyes.
My mind starts to slip away I barely hear Liam's whisper.
"I love you."
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Short, I know. Sorry.

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amillionsecretsx3
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 10:19pm UTC

Irresistable
chapter one
I let myself free of the black dress that clinged to my clammy skin. The fabric hits the floor and I sigh in comfort when the steam from the shower hits my body. I quickly walk into the shower, smiling when all of the tension in my body seems to leave as the heat runs against it.
I soak in the warm water before cleaning myself. The water shuts off and I wrap a towel around me.
I frown in annoyance when my phone starts to buzz against the sink.
I still didn't tell you what I needed to. I'll be over in 10 minutes. It's really important. - Zayn
I sigh and place the phone back on the counter. I roam through my closet and lazily throw on some sweatpants and a loose t-shirt.
I hear rows of knocks on the door and I run to it whilst tying my hair in a bun.
"Zay-" My ability to talk seems to cease when I see the familiar brown eyes look into mine.
"Wrong guy." Liam smiles and welcomes himself in.
I pray that he can't hear my rapid heart beat. I shove my sweaty hands into the pockets of my sweats and suddenly feel insecure about my lazy appearance.
"Uh, err sorry."
"About?" He sits on the couch and rests his head on one of the way mix-matched pillows.
"I don't exactly look nice." I stand awkwardly by the door like it is a complete strangers apartment.
His eyes dart open and look at me like I was a child that he had lost. "You look amazing."
My heart races at his comment but I soon ignore it. He was only trying to be nice.
"So what's up?" My fingers twirl at the loose string of fabric that hangs from my shirt. My force on the string gets stronger as the silence grows.
"I had fun tonight." He leaves the comfort of the couch and walks gracefully towards me.
"Yeah. You and Charlotte looked like you guys were having a ball."
He closes the distance between us and puts the loose strands of my wet hair behind my ear.
"I had fun because I got to see you."
His warm breath tingles teasingly on my lips.
"What are you saying?"
Without warning, he presses his mouth against mine. My eyes widen in shock but quickly close in complete bliss. My mind loses all good judgement when my fingers run through his brown hair.
A loud series of knocks on the door sends us back to reality. He quickly pulls away from me and runs down the hall.
"Zayn this isn't a good time."
Zayn ignores my comment and walks passed me. He sits in the exact same spot Liam did just moments before. I get frequent glances towards the hall, just to make sure Liam is out of sight.
"I don't like you."
"Wow, thanks." I frown in confusion and somewhat anger. I just met Zayn a few hours ago.
"Not like that. I mean that I have no feelings for you."
"Well who do you have feelings for?"
"Charlotte."

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 8:35pm UTC

It's sad when you realize
you aren't as important to someone as you
THOUGHT YOU WERE.
:(

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erica119
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 8:23pm UTC

Feel Old Yet?
Shrek 1: Came out 11 years ago
Monsters Inc: Came out 11 years ago
Dylan and Cole Sprouse: 20 years old
Miley Cyrus: Engaged
Hilary Duff: Mom
That’s so Raven: Been off TV for 6 years
Lizzie McGuire: Ended 9 years ago
Powerpuff Girls: Came out 14 years ago
Kim Possible: Last episode was 7 years ago

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EmilyStyles
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December 22, 2012 5:38pm UTC

I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 10:02pm UTC

Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.

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bazinga
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 9:40am UTC

That annoying moment
When you start the same sentence like 3 times and someone interrupts you
every time.

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SecretSequin
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November 4, 2012 8:15am UTC

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This is Audrie. Audrie likes school. We like Audrie.
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Audrie reminds the teacher that we have homework. No one likes Audrie.

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BeautifulLikeDiamonds
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November 4, 2012 1:04pm UTC

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••
I accidently bumped into my ex today. . .
with my car. . . At 60 mph . . . On purpose.
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annalove26
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November 3, 2012 9:36pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Losemyselfinadaydream*
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 8:03pm UTC

"No one calls Esteban Julio Rocardo Montoya Del Rosa Remirez a thief."
"No one's got the time!"

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 9:03pm UTC

Plot twist:
You kill yourself and then you wake up and your whole life has been a nightmare and the real you is everything you ever wanted to be
NMQ Tumblr

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 8:43pm UTC

When I go to college I'm going to major in
web design so I can be Spiderman when I grow up.

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bazinga
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November 4, 2012 10:01am UTC

Screaming "NOOO" when the teacher starts erasing the board when you're not done copying.

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