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MrefusetosinkH
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October 13, 2012 2:46pm UTC

Nutrition Facts
One Direction
One Direction Nutrition Facts
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% Variety *
Talent 100 %
Ugly 0 %
Humor 100 %
Stripes 20 %
Nipples 120 %
Attractive 100 %
British 90 %
Pigeon 1 %
Ovaries Exploded 1000000 %
*Percents may depend on who you are and may vary on what level of obsessed you are. WARNING to much at a time may result in extreme fan-girling, excessive screaming, and you can become addicted.

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beyourself03
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March 29, 2013 7:51pm UTC

Ariana Grande tweeted:
"Cant wait to get back to LA, get in my bed, and never come out."
Why aren't we friends?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 3:34pm UTC

a haiku about my
feelings for you:
?!!!????
:( :( ;) ;) :( :( :(
!!?????/
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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 3:46pm UTC

hey yo.
be nice to people.
because most people are
already sad so like
why be mean
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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BravoSierra
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March 21, 2013 12:51pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
That awkward moment
when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent."

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 12:53pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I would actually use Siri
if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 12:57pm UTC

In Sweden, it's illegal to name your baby
Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116.
try calling him to come home to do the dishes.

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BravoSierra
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March 21, 2013 12:59pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
My daily workout includes
getting up to close my bedroom door after my parents leave.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 4:01pm UTC

You know
what makes me angry?
Sometimes I try really hard to look nice,
like I wake up and get motivated
and put on nice clothes and bracelets
and shoes and I feel good
And then, some girl wearing sweats and a messy bun
still look 40 times hotter than me.
I can't win.

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 8:10pm UTC

I respect those who are
bullied, abused, picked on,
who have been through h.ll and back
because they pick themselves up
EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 8:30pm UTC

I'm sick of being the one who cares more

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SheDreamer
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 9:12pm UTC

"I'm back," snarled
the silver monster.
"Miss me?"
"Please, no!" she
sobbed, trapped in its
cold embrace
Again.

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notyouraverageteenagegirl
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 10:34pm UTC

it's not complicated-
you
are
format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 3:57am UTC

I f I h a d a
British
a c c e n t I ' d
never shut up.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 4:28am UTC

if it's too good to be true
well then it probably is.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 4:35am UTC

'Sometimes I get the feeling I can
eat something healthy but then I think hmm... better not.'

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 4:43am UTC

ANTI PICK UP LINES
"Can I buy you a drink?"
"Actually, I'd rather have the money."
"Will you go out with me this Saturday?"
"Sorry, I'll have a headache then."
"I think I could make you really happy."
"You're leaving?!"
"Where have you been all my life?"
"Hiding from you."
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6

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aphro_saturn
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 12:34pm UTC

I'm finding that I can pretty much find lyrics to songs that fit everything that I ever feel.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 6:55pm UTC

Is it true that if teachers touch students they get in trouble?
What if I wanna give my teacher a hug??

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