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  1. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 3:44am UTC

    Why is
    it so
    easy to
    love a
    stranger,
    but so
    unbearbly
    hard to
    love
    yourself?

  2. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 11:55pm UTC
    The only dates I get, are updates. XD

  3. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 2:53pm UTC
    The difference between being straight and being gay is the same thing as the difference between bras and bikini tops. Everyone knows they exist, but only one is acceptable in public.


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  5. Ra Ra
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 12:33am UTC
    nothing is worse than when someone begins to tell you something then says never mind

  6. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 7:39pm UTC
    I know you're a player 
    And I shouldn't love you the way that I do. Yet I do it anyway

  7. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 1:41pm UTC
    society: be yourself
    society: no not like that

  8. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 6:06pm UTC
    a catching fire interview
    interviewer: which part of your body do you like most?
    Liam Hemsworth: I'd say my tongue
    Liam Hemsworth: because it allows me to taste things
    Josh Hutcherson:
    Josh Hutcherson: I'd say my....
    Josh Hutcherson: left ear lobe.
    Josh Hutcherson:
    Interviewer:
    Liam:
    Josh: it's extremely soft.
    can we please take a moment to be grateful for this guy because that's about as original as it gets ....and his left earlobe is soft so

  9. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 7:52pm UTC
    I have an obsession with quotes because other people are so much better at putting my feelings into words than I am

  10. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 7:49pm UTC
    so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.
    that's enough blood loss to die twenty times
    women are metal as fùck.

  11. DeeperThanThisSkin DeeperThanThisSkin
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 4:42pm UTC
    One thing I truly hate...
    When people judge a person for their music taste. Honestly, that's why we have multiple types of music. Is because we aren't robots that are programed to all like the same music.

  12. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 9:30am UTC
    My parents when I was 8:
    "Go to your room."
    My parents now:
    "Please come out of your room."

  13. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 6:48pm UTC
    guys who live 1000 miles away: wow you're so beautiful, like literally perfect. all the nice girls live so far away! i wish i could meet you in person :(
    guys who live in my town: wait, that thing is supposed to be a girl?

  14. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 2:49am UTC
    Do you ever just feel empty?
    Like you're not happy, you're
    not sad; you have no emotions.
    The feeling that there's nothing
    to look forward to. You don't
    feel alive, you just are. You feel
    empty. Incomplete.

  15. Jessica♥* Jessica♥*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 7:16pm UTC
    me: better check my phone for texts from friends
    me: *checks phone*
    me: better get some friends

  16. HennessyLoveGirl HennessyLoveGirl
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    Is this the Krusty Krab?
    No this is Patrick...

  17. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2013 12:41pm UTC
    Me most of the year:Want that.Want that.Want that.
    Me near my birthday and Christmas:I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT!

  18. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    if you're still up at 4 a.m., you're either in love or lonely,
    and i dont know which is worse

  19. anime_lover anime_lover
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    Goodbyes always hurt, whether it's the right thing to do or not.

  20. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    Me: *Picks up jeans*
    Me: lololololololololololol
    Me: *Puts on sweatpants*

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