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Moriarty

Status: Oh that's the problem. The Final Problem. Have you worked out what it is yet? What's the final problem? I did tell you. But did you listen?

Member Since: 15 Sep 2014 07:23pm

Last Seen: 18 Jan 2015 01:15am

Gender: F

user id: 386621

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Are you ready for the story? This is the story of Sir Boast-a-lot:

-Sir Boast-a-lot was the bravest and cleverest knight at the Round Table. But soon the other knights began to grow tired of his stories about how brave he was and how many dragons he'd slain. And soon they began to wonder, Are Sir Boast-a-lot's stories even true? Oh no...So one of the knights went to King Arthur and said, "I don't believe Sir Boast-a-lot's stories. He's just a big old liar who makes things up to make himself look good." And then, even the king began to wonder. But that wasn't the end of Sir Boast-a-lot's problem. No. That wasn't the Final Problem. The end.

  1. Moriarty Moriarty
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2015 1:20am EST
    You need me,
    or you're nothing.
    Because we're just alike, you and I.
    Except you're boring.
    You're on the side of the angels.

  2. Moriarty Moriarty
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2014 11:23pm EDT
    Did I really make such
    a fleeting impression?
    But then I suppose
    That was rather the point.
    -Jim Moriarty

  3. Moriarty Moriarty
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2014 2:45pm EDT
    I want to solve the problem. Our problem. The Final Problem.
    It's going to start very soon, Sherlock. The Fall.
    But don't be scared. Falling's just like flying except there's a more permanent destination.

  4. Moriarty Moriarty
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2014 7:26pm EDT
    And honey, you should see me in a crown

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