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  1. DANMOON DANMOON happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    If Howard Schultz gave up
    after being turned down by banks 242 times
    there would be no Starbucks.
    If J.K Rowling stopped after being turned
    down by multiple publishers for years
    there would be no Harry Potter.
    If Walt Disney quit after his theme park
    concept was trashed 302 times
    there would be no Disneyland.
    If you give up too soon, you'll never know
    what you'll be missing.
    NEVER stop believing .

  2. BreeeFayy* BreeeFayy*
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 11:34am UTC
    Today in the car we passed a shop that said
    "Adele Spinal Treatment"
    It was awkwardly silent for a minute then my dad started to sing
    "I set Fi-i-ire to your spine! Watch it twist and curve as you cry!"
    I love my dad

  3. Buki Buki
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 11:25am UTC
    I need a shirt that says "Hi! Im really weird!"
    Just to warn people about what they are about to walk into.

  4. pleasespeaktomyface pleasespeaktomyface
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    Biggest Lie I Tell Myself;;
    "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    longest minute of life: waiting for food to come out of the microwave.

  6. maddie512 maddie512
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 1:38pm UTC
    ░░░░
    Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
    Drifting through the wind..."
    Umm... no.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    you know there's
    something wrong with our society when people are still wearing Uggs in JUNE.

  8. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 4:51pm UTC
    If i'm weird around you,
    then i'm confortable around you.

  9. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 9:30am UTC
    Louis: "Harry loves to steal food off of
    Peoples' plates but he is scared to
    Do it to Niall."
    Niall: "He should be."

  10. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    my parents: why are you so antisocial you're going to end up dead by the age of 20 due to lack of sunlight why don't you have any friends get off the computer and do some sport or photography look it's weather go outside you're so lazy
    me: can i go outside today
    my parents: no

  11. xoxo_lovegivesmehope xoxo_lovegivesmehope
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    My boyfriend was eager
    to meet my mom, despite my various protests. I pulled into the parking lot of the cemetery where she's buried, expecting him to completley freak out. When we approached her grave, he sat down, said hello, and talked with her for an hour about how lucky he was to
    have me.

  12. blindedbylight blindedbylight
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    GETTING
    LOST
    IN A BOOK
    HAS TO BE
    THE BEST FEELING
    EVER

  13. sarnotsav sarnotsav
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    /\
    /\ /\ / \
    /\ / \ /\ / \ /\ / \
    / \ /\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \______________________________________________________
    \ / \/ \ / \ /\ / \/ \ /
    \/ \/ \ / \/ \/
    \/
    If your life doesn't have both ups and downs,
    your dead.
    mf

  14. CarrotStalker17 CarrotStalker17
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 12:26pm UTC
    Teenager Post #007
    Life Ends When You Stop Dreaming. Hope Ends When You Stop Believing. Love Ends When You Stop Caring. So, Dream, Hope, And Love.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    class is too quiet
    stomach: ladies and gentlemen, I shall play the song of my people.

  16. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    I have always wondered,
    Does the person inside the mascot costume smile when people take pictures with them?

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    Sometimes I want to go to another country
    just to be the new kid with the awesome accent.

  18. Moonlightmadness Moonlightmadness
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    How to create a signature:
    -write the first letter of your name
    -scribble

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    I wonder
    if anyone is secretly in love with me

  20. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    My dad is suffering from cancer.
    So damn straight if you post a status saying.
    "My parents took my phone. I hate them."
    I'm going to comment.
    Then I'm going to post a status.
    How can you sit there and hate your parents.
    When I'm sitting here wondering if one of my parents will be alive tomorrow?

:)

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