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  1. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2014 5:40am UTC
    you are feeling insecure
    and like you are not
    good enough
    you were made by
    •God •

  2. Repair Boy 🔥* Repair Boy 🔥*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2014 12:39pm UTC
    I never had a taste of heaven
    Without a little hell to pay

  3. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2014 6:17pm UTC
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I’d rather marathon a 360 episode anime
    Than spend a single minute with you (✿◠‿◠)

  4. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2014 8:30pm UTC
    Billtch, you give a fullcking aspirin a headache.

  5. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2014 11:56am UTC
    So today has been HORRIBLE and it's not even noon yet! I swear, I should've just stayed in bed today.
    After I dropped my little sister off at school, I was on my way to my school and I almost got into FOUR car accidents on the way there! NONE are even my fault either!
    First, a school bus cut my off, then a motorcycle came out of nowhere (I swear it did), then at a four way stop sign, it was MY turn to go and this huge truck thought it was HIS turn to go, and the last one, a van cut me off.
    I HATE drivers here! They really don't deserve to have a license!
    AND when I got to school, I was REALLY mad so I didn't stand up to do the pledge and I got in trouble because I didn't stand during the pledge! Like, seriously, HALF THE SCHOOL DOESN'T STAND FOR THE PLEDGE!!!
    UGH! Can today just be over already?!

  6. StarsareRachelBerry StarsareRachelBerry
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2014 3:35pm UTC
    ''But you're pretty...''
    ''But you're smart...''
    ''But you have friends...''
    ''But you are loved...''
    ''But you don't seem like that type of person...''
    ''But depression doesn't have eyes. It only has hands. And it takes whoever it wants.''

  7. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2014 5:00pm UTC
    (: i like people who smile when it's raining :)

  8. WhoAmI123 WhoAmI123
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2014 11:38am UTC
    It is getting harder to remember your face as each day passes. The way you smell when I got to hold you or the way your voice so passes unded like songbirds in my ears. Each day passes and you become a memory. For every day that you have been gone

  9. thislullaby thislullaby
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    i dont know where you're going
    but do you have room for one more troubled soul?♥

  10. FriendZoned FriendZoned
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2014 5:54pm UTC
    Never assume that because it breathes it is human.
    Monsters breathe too.

  11. Jessica* Jessica*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2014 12:45pm UTC
    RIP Robin McLaurin Williams, we've lost part of our childhood today.
    Thank you for being the only comedian that managed to make me laugh,
    you'll be greatly missed by everyone and you'll never be forgotton. Make
    God laugh!

  12. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2014 8:04pm UTC
    "You’re only given one little spark of madness.
    You mustn’t lose it."
    ROBIN WILLIAMS [JULY 29th 1951 - AUGUST 11th 2014]
    IMAGE SOURCE: tumblr.com, original photographer unknown

    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 12:05pm UTC
    "I'd swallow razor blades to see you smile, but even that wouldn't do it."

  14. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 11:24am UTC
    Body: I'm gonna sleep.
    Mind: HAHAHAHAHA you're not!

  15. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 7:55pm UTC
    me: dam girl are u a cheeto?
    girl: why cuz im hot?
    me: no cuz whenever u come round u always leavin dust on everything u ashy bïtch

  16. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 10:15am UTC
    is wrong
    they insist

  17. DestinyCaribou DestinyCaribou
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2014 4:31am UTC
    boys when they first see me: "oh she's kinda cute"
    boys when they find out about my personality: "i can work with this"
    boys when they find out i'm secretly a gamer: "right okay um......"
    boys when they meet my attractive friends: "bye b*tch"

  18. sapphire123 sapphire123
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 11:59am UTC
    Parents: I want the truth.
    Me: *tells truth*
    Parents: nope you're lying wrong answer.

  19. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2014 11:59am UTC
    "You're fat."
    "It runs in my family!"
    "Dude, no one runs in your family."

  20. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 11:00pm UTC
    do you ever just get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
    "hey i finished this question"
    good for you little fùcking brat like wow didn't anyone teach you not to boast


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