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  1. MizzMelieG MizzMelieG
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    When I'm in The Pool,
    I Start Spinning Around And Jumping Like A Ballerina Cause I Know I Can't Do That With Full Gravity :).

  2. MizzMelieG MizzMelieG
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 11:42pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When You're On The Computer, And Someone Grown Up Is Watching You, And You Don't Feel Comfortable, But You Don't Know How To Tell Them If They Could Stop Watching You Without Being Rude...

  3. MizzMelieG MizzMelieG
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 11:33pm UTC
    You Don't
    Annoy Me...
    I'd Just be Happier If You Didn't Exist :)

  4. MizzMelieG MizzMelieG
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    86% of Girls
    Scream Like a 6 Year old When They Get Scared By Someone,
    Fave If
    You're the 14% That Punches the Idiot Who Scared You in
    The Face

  5. MizzMelieG MizzMelieG
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2011 11:13pm UTC
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    Am I The OnlyOne...
    Who Plays With Their Gum By Holding One End With Their Teeth, And The Other With, Their Finger, And Start Streching It Repeatedly, Cuz theyr That Bored?
    ....
    Or Am I The Only One? ;)

  6. MizzMelieG MizzMelieG
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2010 1:43pm UTC
    It All Started Out As A Joke...
    Now Let Me Ask You Something, After All The Kisses, Hugs, Flowers, And "I Love You's" You Gave And Once Meant So Much To Me
    Is It Funny Now?
    ...
    Mine :)

  7. MizzMelieG MizzMelieG
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 5:36pm UTC
    So You Dare Tell Me
    Who To Be?
    Who Died And Made You King Of
    Anything?
    Not my format :)

  8. MizzMelieG MizzMelieG
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 3:01pm UTC
    My Spicy chicken sandwich has PICKLES...
    Jealous? ;)

  9. MizzMelieG MizzMelieG
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 7:25pm UTC
    Oh My God! Why are there sparks coming out of her BOOBS?!?!?!
    -My friends reaction to Katy Perry's Firework,...Gotta Love Her :)

  10. MizzMelieG MizzMelieG
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2010 7:24pm UTC
    "Ugh, What stinks?"
    "NO, I did not just FART!..."
    **Silence**
    "umm... Nobody said you did..."
    MINE!!! :) please gimme credit

  11. MizzMelieG MizzMelieG
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2010 5:22pm UTC
    You Know Th a t Feeling, . . .
    when you're in the car, and your favorite song comes on the radio,
    and you start singing, then all of a sudden your sister starts singing it too,LOUD so it drains your voice out, so you sing it louder....
    then your mom turns the volume down and yells at you two to "SHUT UP!".... ?
    Yeah... i get that a lot...
    1000% MINE!!! true story.. :)

:)

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