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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 4:49pm UTC

Michelle: Haleigh, you're so sassy on the internet but if someone actually yelled at you or said something mean to you in real life, you'd probably cry.

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 2:35pm UTC

Why are girls like : "Oh it's December, i need a boyfriend to keep me warm"
no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people

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Cammie
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 2:07pm UTC

There's always that one song that
plays way too loud and scares the hell out of you.

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Lauren🌸*
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 11:47am UTC

I keep saying "I'm as single as a pringle" in my head, but really pringles aren't single. they're even constantly spooning. what a slutty crisp.

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Cammie
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 2:10pm UTC

I will never understand why people with iPhones,
feel the need to take pictures in the mirror. There's 2 cameras for a reason.

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spence*
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 4:32pm UTC

In 7th grade I went to the movies with a boy and in the middle
of it he was like "do you wanna kiss" and I was like
"Excuse me" and he pulled a bag a hershey's kisses out of his coat
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS?

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 3:22pm UTC

What happened to your face?
It was just a mask.
What's your excuse?
Nice.
Did you just 'nice' your own joke?
Yup. You would too, if you had jokes.
Nice.

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KaylaMarieCovers
posted a quote
October 31, 2012 10:23pm UTC

Wittians On the East Coast
Oh the weater outside is frightful,
but the Internet is so delightful
Since we've no place to go
let it scroll let scroll let it scroll
Oh it doesn't show signs of stopping
But my dear, we're still reblogging
Since there's nowhere we'd rather go
let us scroll let us scroll let us scroll
tumblr

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polinaagoldberg*
posted a quote
November 1, 2012 3:17pm UTC

Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on me
Fool me 94,087 times, you're a weather man.

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onedreamonedirection
posted a quote
October 31, 2012 7:50pm UTC

How many people,
have had a stardoll account,
sometime in there life?
fave if you did.

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LolSoTrueQuotes

posted a quote
October 28, 2012 2:20pm UTC

Lol So True: #200
When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers.
lolsotrue.com

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zubair
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 5:54pm UTC

br />
...
I WAS CALLED LAZY TODAY....
i almost responded .

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BlueEyedNobody
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 2:31pm UTC

----------❤----------
So, today in my English
class
mean boy shouted to one shy guy in the
back of the class : Hey, mama's boy are you
gay ?
I guess he couldn't stand all the teasing anymore
so he shouted back: Why, are you interest ?
-BEST COMEBACK EVER-
----------❤----------.

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 9:03am UTC

click to see this quote

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beachbabe7
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 3:07pm UTC

Hurricane Katrina
Let me tell you something about Sandy. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrasing. I don't even...whatever. So then in eigth grade, Irene hit, and Sandy was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would rate her a 1, and then I'd rate Irene a 3, she'd be like, "Why am I rated me so low?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-category 3 and up party, I was like, "Sandy, I can't invite you, because you're category 1." I mean I couldn't have a category 1 at my party. There were gonna be storms wipping out entire cities there. I mean, right? She was a CATEGORY 1. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in October, and now I guess she's destoying the entire East Coast.
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago

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musicaddict27
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 3:10pm UTC

What if Gangnam Style
is actually a giant rain dance, and we brought the hurricane on ourselves?

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LacedRibbon
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 6:16pm UTC

K
Look, its Kristen Stewart.

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JustMeh
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 1:39pm UTC

Not one person wished me a happy birthday today.
Which I suppose is fair, since it isn't my birthday

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ilovepenguins46
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 3:34pm UTC

*during a robbery*
Robber: "Give me all the money, or else you're Geometry!"
Cashier: "... Don't you mean History?"
Robber: "Don't change the subject!"
Both: "HAHAHAHAAHA!"

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SecretSequin
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 11:10am UTC

I got up this morning, tripped over my bra, and yelled ahhhh BOOBY TRAP

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