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  1. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 2:51am EDT
    Smoke alarms,
    Protecting you from fire, carbon monoxide,
    and burned toast since 1902

  2. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 7:48pm EDT
    Popular girl: It makes my heart smile when two ugly people find each other and fall in love. <3
    2 hours ago · comment · 50 likes
    Random guy: So, who's the lucky boy?
    30 minutes ago • like • 5 likes

  3. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 12:05am EDT
    My dad is going to propose to his girlfriend when we go to the beach
    in a month ♥ He's going to write it in the sand so she will be able to see
    it from the balcony of our beach house ♥
    Oh my god c:

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 6:04pm EDT
    imagine if you sneezed and then
    spoke another language for the rest of your life

  5. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 7:14pm EDT
    What the 'Grumpy Cat is thinking":
    Why does this motherfuckeĊ• always have to take my picture?

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 5:07pm EDT
    selling our soul to this website
    was probably in the terms in conditions that we didn't read.

  7. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 8:31pm EDT
    Guest: where's your daughter?
    Dad: oh, she's in her room. she won't come out unless you bring food or band members.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 4:17pm EDT
    Do you ever
    just want to kiss someone so bad
    and you see that person
    and all you can think about is kissing them?

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 3:19pm EDT
    North Korea, eat a Snickers. You get a little
    nuclear terroristic when you're hungry.

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 1:50pm EDT
    It's not easy being a girl.
    we have to:
    straighten our hair,
    curl our hair,
    deal with periods every month,
    shave our legs,
    shave our underarms,
    shave inappropriate places...
    plan our outfits,
    try to get that guy to notice us,
    wear make-up,
    curl our eyelashes,
    paint our nails,
    paint our toes,
    count calories,
    wear uncomfortable thongs,
    give birth,
    wear skirts,
    deal with uncomfortable shoes
    and tight bras,
    blow our money on beauty supplies
    and deal with mood swings.
    and what do guys go through?
    they're voice gets deeper,
    they shave their face,
    and they exercise.

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 3:50pm EDT
    Can you imagine if Witty just decided to shut down and you see all these
    confused teenagers coming out of their house and squinting at the sun?

  12. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 2:39pm EDT
    The word 'sexy' is no loger censored.
    I guess you could say,
    Steve just bought sexy back.

  13. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2013 3:09pm EDT
    justin timberlake
    is making a comeback and justin bieber is finally at his breaking point.
    coincidence? no. there can only be one justin.
    neither can live while the other survives.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 3:54pm EDT
    Can you imagine
    if someone sent you
    a list of all the reasons
    why they love you?

  16. xxHelloLovelyxx xxHelloLovelyxx
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 5:34pm EDT
    Today in school,
    someone asked me why I would voulantarily spend extra time writing. My response was:
    "This world sucks, so I created my own."

  17. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 6:09pm EDT
    what a wonderful winter we're having this spring
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 5:24pm EDT
    someone called me fat today at school because
    i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backback and kept eating.

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 12:55pm EDT
    BravoSierra's format
    Why does toilet paper need a commercial?
    Who doesn't buy it?

  20. KT_143 KT_143
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 4:22pm EDT
    Earlier this year I was in one of my classes, and this one really nice girl asked to use the restroom, but the teacher told her no. Well the girl politely asked again, and he said no again. A few minutes later she said it was an emergency, and he still turned her down. You could tell she was obviously annoyed, but then about three minutes later asks again, and tells him it is a serious emergency, and she has to go, but he still says no. So the girl stands up in front of everyone, and her face is all red because she's embarassed, and she says to the teacher in front of EVERYONE that she just started her period, and she literally needs to use the restroom. At this point everyone is staring. The teacher STILL told her to go sit down and didn't let her go. Everyone in the class was confused and shìt, then OUT OF NO WHERE the kid next to the girl, a varsity football player, stands up and says "Don't you have a wife? Didn't you grow with your mom or sister's? She's started her period, and she needs to use the bathroom, and she's going whether you let her or not!" Then he walked over, pulled the girl with him, and walked with her to the bathroom. When they came back the doûche bag of a teacher called security on them, and the guy got suspended for standing up for the girl.
    I will never forget that day. A dámn football player was man enough to stand up for a girl against a teacher and defended her on a girl problem she was having. Not many high school guys are mature enough to even say the word "period" much less do what he did.

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