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Butterbear
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June 19, 2013 2:51am UTC

Smoke alarms,
Protecting you from fire, carbon monoxide,
and burned toast since 1902

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Marian*
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June 18, 2013 7:48pm UTC

Popular girl: It makes my heart smile when two ugly people find each other and fall in love. <3
2 hours ago · comment · 50 likes
Random guy: So, who's the lucky boy?
30 minutes ago • like • 5 likes
NMF

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Butterbear
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 12:05am UTC

My dad is going to propose to his girlfriend when we go to the beach
in a month ♥ He's going to write it in the sand so she will be able to see
it from the balcony of our beach house ♥
Oh my god c:

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 6:04pm UTC

imagine if you sneezed and then
spoke another language for the rest of your life

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 7:14pm UTC

What the 'Grumpy Cat is thinking":
Why does this motherfuckeŕ always have to take my picture?

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:07pm UTC

selling our soul to this website
was probably in the terms in conditions that we didn't read.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 8:31pm UTC

Guest: where's your daughter?
Dad: oh, she's in her room. she won't come out unless you bring food or band members.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 4:17pm UTC

Do you ever
just want to kiss someone so bad
and you see that person
and all you can think about is kissing them?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 3:19pm UTC

North Korea, eat a Snickers. You get a little
nuclear terroristic when you're hungry.

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happiest*
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 1:50pm UTC

It's not easy being a girl.
we have to:
straighten our hair,
curl our hair,
deal with periods every month,
shave our legs,
shave our underarms,
shave inappropriate places...
plan our outfits,
try to get that guy to notice us,
wear make-up,
curl our eyelashes,
paint our nails,
paint our toes,
count calories,
exercise,
wear uncomfortable thongs,
give birth,
wear skirts,
deal with uncomfortable shoes
and tight bras,
blow our money on beauty supplies
and deal with mood swings.
and what do guys go through?
they're voice gets deeper,
they shave their face,
and they exercise.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Can you imagine if Witty just decided to shut down and you see all these
confused teenagers coming out of their house and squinting at the sun?

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Pluto*
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 2:39pm UTC

The word 'sexy' is no loger censored.
I guess you could say,
Steve just bought sexy back.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 3:09pm UTC

justin timberlake
is making a comeback and justin bieber is finally at his breaking point.
coincidence? no. there can only be one justin.
neither can live while the other survives.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 3:54pm UTC

Can you imagine
if someone sent you
a list of all the reasons
why they love you?

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xxHelloLovelyxx
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 5:34pm UTC

Today in school,
someone asked me why I would voulantarily spend extra time writing. My response was:
"This world sucks, so I created my own."

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 6:09pm UTC

what a wonderful winter we're having this spring
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:24pm UTC

someone called me fat today at school because
i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backback and kept eating.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 12:55pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Why does toilet paper need a commercial?
Who doesn't buy it?

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KT_143
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 4:22pm UTC

THIS IS WORTH READING, TRUST ME!
Earlier this year I was in one of my classes, and this one really nice girl asked to use the restroom, but the teacher told her no. Well the girl politely asked again, and he said no again. A few minutes later she said it was an emergency, and he still turned her down. You could tell she was obviously annoyed, but then about three minutes later asks again, and tells him it is a serious emergency, and she has to go, but he still says no. So the girl stands up in front of everyone, and her face is all red because she's embarassed, and she says to the teacher in front of EVERYONE that she just started her period, and she literally needs to use the restroom. At this point everyone is staring. The teacher STILL told her to go sit down and didn't let her go. Everyone in the class was confused and shìt, then OUT OF NO WHERE the kid next to the girl, a varsity football player, stands up and says "Don't you have a wife? Didn't you grow with your mom or sister's? She's started her period, and she needs to use the bathroom, and she's going whether you let her or not!" Then he walked over, pulled the girl with him, and walked with her to the bathroom. When they came back the doûche bag of a teacher called security on them, and the guy got suspended for standing up for the girl.
I will never forget that day. A dámn football player was man enough to stand up for a girl against a teacher and defended her on a girl problem she was having. Not many high school guys are mature enough to even say the word "period" much less do what he did.

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