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Da*

Status: Steve's wife.

Member Since: 1 Aug 2006 07:10am

Last Seen: 21 Jun 2016 08:02am

Location: Boston, MA

Gender: F

user id: 39498

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  1. Da* Da*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2014 11:56am UTC
    Shall I confuse you with a smelly ape?
    Shall I confuse you with a smelly ape?
    You are more hairy and more odorous;
    Your eye reminds me of a rotten grape.
    Long distance is between the two of us.
    Sometimes an ape is really quite polite.
    From time to time he smiles and tips his hat,
    But you do nothing save to scream and fight.
    All day all night, you act just like a rat.
    I hate to see your dirty ugly face.
    Oh when will you get out of my damn life?
    The tears you brought me have lost you the race.
    I swear to god, I’ll never be your wife.
    For goodness sake, why don’t you go away?
    I’d rather love a monkey any day.

  2. Da* Da*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 10:15pm UTC
    Everything in life has an end, except for sausages, which have two.

  3. Da* Da*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2009 2:20pm UTC
    What you think, you become.
    - Buddha

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