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  1. MissOpportunist MissOpportunist
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    1. Do you sleep in your bra? Hell no.
    2. Do you like noodles? Yes!Yes!Yes!
    3. Do you enjoy drama? Totally.
    4. Are you a girly girl? I act like one, but not really when it comes to clothes and music.
    5. Small or large purses? Urm... Medium?
    7. Are you short? About adverage. Short, I guess.
    8. Do you like somebody? Ohmighot! *blushes* Pssht! No! WHO TOLD YOU THIS! It was Harriett... wasn't it...?
    9. Do you care if your socks are dirty? Yes!
    10. Do you like Halloween? Yeah
    11. Favorite time of year? Autum and Winter
    12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? Urm... RE class.
    13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? Er... No!
    14. Are there any rumours going around about you?
    Be Honest: Haha.... Loads.
    1. What color is the bra that you're wearing? White and pink with little black eyelashes.
    2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? Peroxide Blonde XD
    3. Longest relationship? I don't get this.... like... boy girl?
    4. Do you have a best friend? Several haha - I love my girlies!
    5. Have you ever had your heart broken? Nope :)
    6. Have you ever thought of having cosmetic surgery? Well, I'd like to get an ear tuck but theres no way I'd actually go through with it.
    7. Do you like your life? Meh. So-so.
    8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? Does falling in count? If yes... *Again, blushes* Yes.
    9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? Girls.
    10. How long have you had a facebook? £ and a half years but I only check it like once a week, if that.
    11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? A cousin.... He had it coming! He stole my headband! DON'T JUDGE ME! :(
    12. What are your biggest fear(s)? I don't really know tbh.
    13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Once, maybe twice.
    14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? Yes, reguarly.
    15. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater"? No, but damage my trust and baby, you better have duct tape and cookies.
    16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Erm.... I'm not answeirng that on the grounds of... Eww... If this IS in the way I'm thinking.
    17. Do you ever wish you where famous? I doubt it! Haha!
    18. Are you currently missing someone? Yes! All my buds from school - we're off.
    19: What are you doing right now? WITTY! XD Urm... this? And watching Life On Mars.
    20. Cowboy or gangster? COWBOY ALL THE WAY!
    21. Face or body? As in me? Well.... neithers great but if I had to choose.... Face.
    22. Sweet or sexy? Sweet!
    23. Contacts or glasses? Glasses. Are. Adorable!
    Yourself:
    1. Eyeliner or mascara? Mascara.
    2. Pink or black? Black
    3. Pumps or flats? Flats.(I wish boot's was an option!)
    4. Skirts or trousers? Hmm.... Skirts for school, joggers for arround the house, jeans for shopping and dresses for 'out'.
    5. Socks or leggings? Socks.
    6. Hoodies or jackets? Hoooooooodies! (Apart from my leather jacket...)
    7. Heels or sneakers? Sneakers. I can barely walk in those!
    8. Straight or curly hair? Straight as a pin -__- I wish it was curly....
    9. White or black? Me? I'm white... Why does that matter?
    10. Smoothies or lattes? Oooh! Lattes! Yumm! I'm alergic to fruit juce, too, sooooo....
    11. Diet or regular sodas? Diet!
    12. Water or daiquiris? Water :)
    13. Pearls or diamonds? Diamonds! Obviously!
    14. iPod or cell phone? Phone!
    15. Friends or family first? Family... Although my est friends I count as family sooo....
    16. Lip gloss or lip stick? Gloss! :)
    17. Manicure or pedicures? Manicure I think but I don't care about my nails.
    18. Tank tops or beaters? What the hell is a beater?!
    19. Big sunglasses or small? Big.
    20. Sunglasses or pursess? Hmmn... Shades :)
    In a Guy:
    1. Funny or serious? I don't know! Er.... Can I pick both?
    2. Romantic or daredevil? I'm gonna have to say both again :(
    3. Dark eyes or light eyes? I don't mind to be honest.... Probably light.
    4. Long hair or short hair? Short.
    5. Curly hair or straight hair? Curly, like properly corkskrew I think is gorgeous! But I don't mind, eithiers good :)
    6. Hockey player or football player? Do they have to be either? Neither really interests me.

  2. MissOpportunist MissOpportunist
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    THE WORST
    Kind of
    Sad
    isn't even
    Really
    feeling sad.
    It's more
    Like
    feeling
    Nothing
    Inside
    at all.
    When
    it won't
    even hurt
    at all.
    You're just....
    Numb.
    FormatBy:IDoNotNeedYou

  3. MissOpportunist MissOpportunist
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    Do any of you lovely Wittians have a Blackberry?
    Comment your pin to talk :)
    ?

  4. MissOpportunist MissOpportunist
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 4:54am UTC
    I touch the fire
    And it freezes me
    I look in to it and it's black
    Why can't I feel
    My skin should crack and peel
    I want the fire back

  5. MissOpportunist MissOpportunist
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9339469/1/Lovers-Tiff
    My Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Angel) fan fic - Please check it out :)
    Rated T so too high for here
    R&R?

  6. MissOpportunist MissOpportunist
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    May 27, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    Just a little case of mood poisoning ...must be something I hate.

  7. MissOpportunist MissOpportunist
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    May 27, 2013 2:03pm UTC
    You know you're not one of the cool kids when you have a pair of 'Dressy Crocs' ...

  8. MissOpportunist MissOpportunist
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    May 25, 2013 8:31am UTC
    Comment your Wattpad username
    Follow for a follow?

  9. MissOpportunist MissOpportunist
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    May 24, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    Hey... urm guys... Can someone please explain Wattpad to me?
    I really wanna post my stories there and read some cool new stuff but yeah... I have no idea....

  10. MissOpportunist MissOpportunist
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    May 7, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    I swear Witty girls are just like the pelicans from finding nemo...
    Witty boy: *Posts relatively good quote*
    Witty girls: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! No offence.

  11. MissOpportunist MissOpportunist
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    May 7, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    Dad: *Comes into my room, opens draw* What the hell is this?
    Me: Dad it's not what you think!
    Dad: Is this a Witty account?
    Me: I'm logged on for a friendQ I'm supposded to... to check her notifications! Yeah... uh-huh!
    Dad: So you won't mind if I do this! *Throws laptop out window*
    Me: NOOOO!!

  12. MissOpportunist MissOpportunist
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    May 7, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    When people put
    "No hate coments"
    In tiny, grey letters
    At the end of a quote
    As if its gonna stop
    Hate comments
    No hate comments.

  13. MissOpportunist MissOpportunist
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    May 6, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    I'm sure exercise won’t kill me, but are you really willing to take that chance?

  14. MissOpportunist MissOpportunist
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    May 6, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    I am in shape... Round is a shape, right?

  15. MissOpportunist MissOpportunist
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    May 6, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    Yesterday someone asked if I knew a good plastic surgeon? And I was like "Do you think I would look like this if I did?"

  16. MissOpportunist MissOpportunist
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    May 6, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    Do these genes make me look fat?

  17. MissOpportunist MissOpportunist
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    May 5, 2013 7:05am UTC
    Best Song Ever... Juch check it out! NOW! You will not regret it!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeG5gHRZKo4&list=PL7806AE224C67B8C7
    You're welcome world!
    [StarWarsGeeks]

  18. MissOpportunist MissOpportunist
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    May 5, 2013 6:55am UTC
    The thing I most want to accomplish is not becoming famous or making myself rich...
    No, It's building an old-timey delorian complete with fulx compacatior...
    Buying a vintage and totally dramatic 80's outfit in like neon orange and pink
    And drive my car at 88mph into a feild and crash into a barn
    Whereby I would get out in my 'spacesuit' pull it off
    Standtheir dressed for the eighties
    And just scream...
    GREAT SCOTT! I'VE DONE IT!

  19. MissOpportunist MissOpportunist
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    May 5, 2013 6:49am UTC
    Me: Paranoid?!
    Me: How dare they say I'm paranoid!
    Me: I'm not paranoid!
    Me: I've been called a lot of things in my time...
    Me: ...But paranoid was never one of them!
    Me: Unless people have been saying it behind my back!
    Me: Harriett, do people say I'm paranoid?
    Harriett: *sighs* No, Amy.
    Me: You're just saying that so I won't get upset!

  20. MissOpportunist MissOpportunist
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 6:45am UTC
    Unrealistic life goals?
    when I'm Queen of the Potatoe People, you're going to pay for that remark!

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