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ghost town girl*
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October 7, 2013 2:02pm UTC

*makes weird word-sounding noises when i dont know the words to a song even though ive known that song for like forever*

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ghost town girl*
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October 7, 2013 2:11pm UTC

What If...Kid: *watching Miley Cyrus on tv*Kids Mom: you know she hasnt always been this wayMom: *shows kid Hanna Montana*Kid: Wooooah! this is really her??lmao the best part is Emily Osmett would look about the same

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MaryPenguin
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September 18, 2013 8:41pm UTC

You can't always control who walks into your life.
But you can control which window to throw them out of.

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MaryPenguin
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September 20, 2013 10:42pm UTC

You don't drown by falling in the water.
You drown by staying there.

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MaryPenguin
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October 5, 2013 4:35pm UTC

Why I cannot remember where I have put my phone but I still remember the lyrics of Mulan’s “I’ll Make A Man Out Of You” after 15 years

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Petyr Baelish*
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 12:38pm UTC

you don't trust me ?

what's the worst I can do?!
It's not like i'll post it on witty or anything...
okay, maybe I would...
but I promise
you can trust them!!

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JazzySnow
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 4:53pm UTC

Whenever I tell someone they're pretty they say, "You too!" Like ummm my profile picture is me making a sexual face while making pretzels.

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we2areawesome
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September 29, 2013 4:24pm UTC

Me: Breath if you find
me attractive!
*Entire human race dies
from lack of oxygen*

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 4:27pm UTC

we're all stories in the end.
JUST MAKE IT A GOOD ONE, EH?

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 2:38pm UTC

If we go to a restaurant and you have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table: I will never trust you again.

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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September 29, 2013 2:45pm UTC

1 day on Mercury lasts abouy 1,408 hours. That's almost the same as one Monday on Earth.

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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September 29, 2013 3:44pm UTC

"It's strange because sometimes I read a book, I think I'm the people in the book."

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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September 29, 2013 3:51pm UTC

One must always be careful of books and what's inside them, for words have the power to change us. -Cassandra Clare

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 4:20pm UTC

No one understands my pain, because none of my friends have read the book.

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dolph*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 2:40pm UTC

sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are.
what if teachers shipped their students
ship wars in the staff room
anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes
fanfiction written by english teachers
fanart drawn by art teachers
the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out
(the school board knows and eagerly awaits each new chapter)
all of those rogue seating arrangements suddenly make sense.

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BreeeFayy*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 2:10pm UTC

I tend to make my feelings for you
Seem a lot less overwhelming than they really are

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BreeeFayy*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 2:40pm UTC

Me: I'm hungry
Me: And tired
Me: I think I'm going to stab somebody
Me: Why does everybody hate me
Him:
Him: Is this what a period looks like?
Me: Maybe I'll start with stabbing you

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kristabff
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 9:06pm UTC

People who are born in 1999
are cooler than everyone else because before we were born we were all like "Woah let's see how close we can get to the 2000's without actually being born in 2000's" yeah we like to live our lives on the edge for sure. risk takers. bow down to us. bow down to me.

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BreeeFayy*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 10:29pm UTC

Hello, my name is.... :)
The Doctor.
I_Dont_Know

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