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MissMisty1996

  1. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 9:16pm UTC
    If we're talking and I seem to not reply much, it's not because you're boring but because I'm an awkward person.
    It's not you, its me.


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  3. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 9:57am UTC
    My level of sarcasm's gotten to a
    point where I don't even know if I'm
    kidding or not.

  4. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 3:30pm UTC
    my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

  5. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 3:32pm UTC
    me after just cleaning my room: wow, I am never letting my room get messy again!
    the next day: has anyone seen my bed

  6. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2014 7:18pm UTC
    The hardest things about a new friendship is trying to find out the boundary for jokes.

  7. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 8:08pm UTC
    Why should I have to alter my clothing
    and my style to fit some dress code
    just because the guys in my school
    don't know how to control themselves?

  8. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 4:16pm UTC
    Everyone keeps saying that they want a "fairytale" wedding,
    but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk! XD

  9. capsized* capsized*
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    March 31, 2014 12:15am UTC
    reason to not become an adult
    •you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 2:27pm UTC
    teacher: when you've finished the test, please go back and read over your answers.
    me: i'm never going back, the past is in the past

  11. happiest* happiest*
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    March 21, 2014 4:39pm UTC
    I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse.

  12. capsized* capsized*
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    March 24, 2014 11:01pm UTC
    “Do you have KIK?” — Straight white male for “we will sext for 25 minutes, you’ll receive an unsolicited picture of my d×ck and then I’ll KIK you a hello five days in a row, regardless if you answer or not.”
    Nope. Don’t have KIK.

  13. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 8:01pm UTC
    If a writer falls
    in love with you, YOU CAN NEVER DIE. ♥

  14. capsized* capsized*
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    March 19, 2014 11:59pm UTC
    Every band has that one member who never says anything and looks like they’re 500% done with everyone’s sh×t

  15. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 12:39pm UTC
    It's just a drop in the ocean
    a change in the weather
    I was praying that you & me might end up together,
    IT'S LIKE WISHING FOR RAIN AS I STAND IN THE DESERT
    but I'm holding you closer than most
    'cause you are my heaven.
    Please don't remove this!


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  17. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
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    March 18, 2014 3:43pm UTC
    There may be billions of stars in the sky but, not one of them shines quite as brightly as you do, my dear...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. happiest* happiest*
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    February 6, 2014 2:31pm UTC
    I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive.
    I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention.
    Sort of like a chair.
    Or maybe a lamp

:)

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