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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    instead of making jokes or rude comments about someone you can
    • not do that

  2. Fall4you Fall4you
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 2:09am UTC
    hey, remember when people were trying to justify taylor swift as being a bigger s|ut than miley cyrus?

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    Eenie, meenie, miney, mo.
    You ain't nothin' but a hoe.
    You think you're cool,
    you think you're classy.
    Newsflash!
    You're f/cking trashy.

  4. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 6:17am UTC
    Basically me at school all day:
    me: I hate all of you.
    me: Stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday.
    me: Holy f*ck walk faster.
    me: Get smarter idiot.
    me: Maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times i'll die.
    me: I'm so hungry.

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    There are people who have Witty accounts and good grades and I don't understand how.

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 11:37pm UTC
    Defying Gravity is such a powerful and uplifting song. It always reminds me that I'm a strong, confident green woman who don't need no wizard.

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 2:27am UTC
    me 13 seconds ago: i am so freaking cute guys just want me all the time
    me now: why am i so ugly who'd ever wanna be seen with me

  9. Victoria13 Victoria13
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 11:22pm UTC
    It's not so bad, you're only the best I ever had.... </3

  10. stayfit stayfit
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 11:23pm UTC
    the only thing standing
    between YOU and your GOAL
    is the crap story as to why you can't
    ACHIEVE IT.

  11. KrazyKayz17 KrazyKayz17
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 11:05pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    When you're checking out the new kid
    And your teacher does roll call
    Its a kid you went to school with years ago
    Then your like "I'm gonna pretend those last thoughts never came in my head."

  12. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 11:04pm UTC
    Dear people who use "fagg0t" as an insult,
    STOP.


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  14. swimswim98 swimswim98
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 11:11pm UTC
    97.8% of the reason I'm this skinny is because I'm too lazy to actually get off the couch to get and or make food.

  15. smilebruthah smilebruthah
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 11:16pm UTC
    ONE thing i like about
    school...
    is the SHOPPING!
    #girlythings 

  16. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    Mom: Finish your chores!
    Me: *Crying*
    Me: Cant you see I'm going through a really harsh break up right now?
    Mom: I didn't even know you were dating someone...
    Me: Everything was fine, and then they just broke it off without any last words.
    Me: One day they were faving my quotes and they next day they unfollowed me.
    Mom: Wuht..?
    Me: WE WERE MUTUALLY FOLLOWING EACH OTHER DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND??? THAT'S LIKE THE COMMITMENT OF A LIFETIME!!

  17. Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    I asked my mum how to cook
    she showed me how to cut a sandwich in half

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 12:05am UTC
    if u are
    about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

  19. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 10:49pm UTC
    We shared three short months
    and one long goodbye.
    Please don't remove this!

  20. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 10:53pm UTC
    I know they say if you love somebody
    >>>>> YOU SHOULD SET THEM FREE,
    but it sure is hard to do. It sure is hard to do
    I know they say if you don't come back again,
    then it's meant to be.
    THOSE WORDS DON'T PULL ME THROUGH,
    cause I'm still in love with you.
    Please don't remove this!

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