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Mischief_Managed_

1. Mischief_Managed_
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2013 7:52pm UTC
   [SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM]
   [SHOVES YOU INTO BED]
   [AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN]
   [THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU]
   [SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU]
   [KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD]
   [BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS]
   [RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]
   [SLAMS THE DOOR]
   
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2. Mischief_Managed_
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   June 25, 2013 7:49pm UTC
   Why is Donky Kong not a donky?
   
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3. Mischief_Managed_
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   June 25, 2013 7:41pm UTC
   The bottom of my laptop is hotter than me.
   
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4. Mischief_Managed_
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   June 24, 2013 2:43pm UTC
   I get so mad when people younger than me have a cooler life than I do.
   
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5. Mischief_Managed_
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   June 24, 2013 2:41pm UTC
   "Would you like some cream cheese on your beagle?"
   "Keep your cream cheese away from my dog."
   
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6. Mischief_Managed_
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   June 23, 2013 10:17pm UTC
   What's for dinner?
   I ask myself 9 times a day.
   
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7. Mischief_Managed_
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   June 23, 2013 10:04pm UTC
   Throwing gangsters off of roofs
   to see how fly they really are.
   
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8. Mischief_Managed_
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   June 23, 2013 10:01pm UTC
   *Breaks the law*
   *Duct tapes it back together*
   
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9. Mischief_Managed_
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   June 22, 2013 6:34pm UTC
   Hardest thing to answer:
   What are you good at?
   
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10. Mischief_Managed_
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    June 22, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    England: Someone go call America for me.
    France: How?? He's probobly sleeping like a log-
    Canada: Hold up I got this.
    Canada: Ahem...
    England:
    France:
    Canada: WHAT TEAM?
    *Stumbling and footsteps going down the stairs*
    America: *Busts through door*
    America: WILDCATS!
    
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11. Mischief_Managed_
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    June 22, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    *Breathing heavily*
    Are you going to eat that?
    
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12. Mischief_Managed_
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    June 22, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    *Shaves my legs*
    "Mom feel my legs!"
    
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13. Mischief_Managed_
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    June 22, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    I would be a reasonably good girlfriend.
    But really.
    You want to go out with the guys?
    That's cool I'll watch Mean Girls.
    You want food?
    I got you, I think I have some snacks in my bag. Oh look an entire cheese its box.
    You wanna just chill around the house?
    Sweet I'll make popcorn. Netflix is already up.
    You're bored?
    Hit me up, I'm probobly at the bookstore.
    You killed somebody?
    I know how to hide a body.
    
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14. Mischief_Managed_
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    June 22, 2013 5:19pm UTC
    What do you mean we're not friends?
    We follow each other.
    
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15. Mischief_Managed_
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    June 21, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    Me: *Sings in the shower*
    *Simon Cowell appears*
    Simon: It's a no from me...
    
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16. Mischief_Managed_
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    June 21, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    "I can fit 20 grapes in my mouth."
    "I can fit 50 your a lil bi/ch come and fight me."
    "3:00 you and me."
    "Bring your own grapes."
    
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17. Mischief_Managed_
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    June 21, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    Someone online: *Calls me cute*
    Me: *Wiggles awkwardly*
    Me: *Pulls hoodie drawstrings*
    Me: *Scrunches down into down comforter*
    Me: *Blushes for ten minutes*
    Me: *Peeks out*
    Me: No u.
    
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18. Mischief_Managed_
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    June 21, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    What if you kicked the air
    and your leg flew off?
    
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19. Mischief_Managed_
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    June 21, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    How are all these 6 year olds at meet and greets and concerts and stuff?
    My mom didn’t even take me to the park.
    
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20. Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 11:40pm UTC
    You know I'll be
    Your life
    your voice
    your reason to be
    my love
    my heart
    is breathing for this
    moment
    in time
    I'll find the words to say
    before you leave me today.
    
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