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Mischief_Managed_

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Member Since: 17 Jun 2013 03:31pm

Last Seen: 2 Aug 2013 10:24pm

Gender: F

user id: 363393

81 Quotes
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  1. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    Advice for having the best life ever:
    Don't have a crush.

  2. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    *Reads the last line again*
    *Closes the book*
    *Deep sigh*
    *Screams*
    *Throws book out the window*
    *Jumps out the window after it*
    *Writhes in pain while clutching the book*
    *Cries and rocks it back and forth*
    *Puts it back down on the shelf*
    *Deep breath*
    *Calls friend* “read this book”

  3. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    When you spell a word so wrong that
    spell check is like i dont know what to tell you man.

  4. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    Me: *Complains about having to take a shower*
    Me: *Accidently takes a shower for 5 hours*

  5. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    *Lovingly strokes your selfie with my cursor*

  6. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    If you had to choose between world peace and living in the pokemon universe
    who would your starter be?

  7. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was pretty, I would have one dollar.
    Thanks mom.

  8. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    I'm emotionally constipated,
    I haven't given a sh/t in weeks.

  9. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    Just a friendly reminder:
    Don't hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself.

  10. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 7:48pm UTC
    Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I
    show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.

  11. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 7:44pm UTC
    Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I
    show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.

  12. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    cyberbully: Transfer your lunch money to my paypal, nerd.

  13. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    Old McDonald had a multi-million dollar fast food chain, ee i ee i oh.

  14. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    I fogot that most people are asleep at 4am.

  15. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 7:03pm UTC
    I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or maybe a lamp.

  16. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    My goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but danm we should’ve’ girl.

  17. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    OMG I JUST FOUND OUT THAT SPEAKING TO YOUR PLANTS ONLY HELPS BECAUSE YOU’RE BREATHING CARBON DIOXIDE ONTO IT OMG I HAVE THOUGHT THAT TALKING TO THEM JUST KINDA WORKED BECAUSE YOU WERE BEING NICE AND ENCOURAGED THEM AND SUPPORTED THEM EMOTIONALLY.

  18. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 6:40pm UTC
    *Drops out of school like it's hot*

  19. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    I'm gonna become president and make a law that anyone
    who commits a crime will be forced to have a reverse mohawk.

  20. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 11:03pm UTC
    “I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as
    I churn my own butter and marry my cousin.

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