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Miranda665

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Member Since: 11 Aug 2009 07:58pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

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Hey the names Miranda and i kinda sorta like this guy but i really like this other guy and im torn between the 2. idk who to choose but only one knows i hav a witty and he sometimes looks at my quotes so most of my quotes are aboutt luv n evrythingg. but i cannot trust one, he tells this girl EVERYTHING. and thats who i dont wanna know. so yeaa.well buh byee. gotta go call one. :) 

  1. Miranda665 Miranda665
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 6:26pm UTC
    so i was watching spongebob
    and he was cleaning the chairs
    and was all like, "whats this white stuff?"
    and squidward was all lik its
    MREPS.
    whats mreps spelled backwards?
    s.p.e.r.m. lmafo!

  2. Miranda665 Miranda665
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 2:36pm UTC
    is he cheating?
    are we still together,
    or do i just have
    my head in the
    clouds?

  3. Miranda665 Miranda665
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2011 2:34pm UTC
    &&
    i just knew it was
    too good to be true. </3

  4. Miranda665 Miranda665
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2011 7:58pm UTC
    and to think
    i had to stay calm
    and not burst out into tears
    on the phone with him
    i never thought i could do it.
    but i did.

  5. Miranda665 Miranda665
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 9:37am UTC
    that boy you obsess over
    the one you think about before you rest your head at night.
    the boy that makes you freak out when he isn’t at school.
    that boy that gives you a *million butterflies*.
    but the question is... does he obsess over you? <3?
    mostly mine, did a few changes
    not mine

  6. Miranda665 Miranda665
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2011 12:57pm UTC
    he asked me who i like, is it not that OBVIOUS?! like really?
    maybe he just wanted me to admit it.....?
    he goes on witty just to see my quotes to
    understand me better...
    awhh!

  7. Miranda665 Miranda665
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2011 12:52pm UTC
    A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without some tounge, so open your mouth, close your eyes,and give your tounge some exercise;)

  8. Miranda665 Miranda665
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    Guys, when you ask a girl what's wrong and she says nothing, it probably is something. If you like her, ask her out,
    cause chances are she likes you to.
    When she doesn't call you, shes waiting for you to call first.

  9. Miranda665 Miranda665
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2011 11:56am UTC
    dude hes on witty
    hes reading my quotes
    out loud to me while i'm on
    the phone with me.
    F.M.L

  10. Miranda665 Miranda665
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 3:37pm UTC
    his eyes are mezmorizing,
    his smile is amazing
    and i luv him even though
    he broke my heart
    by staying with that slutty bitchy hoe.
    sorry its not pretty just venting.

  11. Miranda665 Miranda665
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 12:08pm UTC
    Hmmm i think im gunna go with.... -------------------► YES. :)

  12. Miranda665 Miranda665
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 12:34pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. Miranda665 Miranda665
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2010 2:31pm UTC
    i like him he said he liked me today, i told my friends, they asked him,
    he
    lied

  14. Miranda665 Miranda665
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2010 3:08pm UTC
    I
    LOVED
    HIM
    BUT NOW WE R JUST FRIENDS HELP ME THROUGH THIS
    TXT ME 4143-433-450* comment for last digit.

  15. Miranda665 Miranda665
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2010 2:52pm UTC
    maybe i need
    some rehab
    or maybe just
    need some sleep

  16. Miranda665 Miranda665
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2010 2:30pm UTC
    he broke my heart
    i want him back
    but its to late.
    i like another
    guy,
    but i still love him.
    ~i miss u baby!~

  17. Miranda665 Miranda665
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2009 3:11pm UTC
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  18. Miranda665 Miranda665
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2009 2:10pm UTC
    (¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♥♥♥*¸. •'´¯)¸.•'´¯)
    ♥(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♥♥*¸.•'´¯)¸.•'`¯)♥
    ♥♥(¯`'•.¸(¯` '•.¸*♥*♥
    (_¸♥.•'´(_¸.•'´*♥*`'•.¸_)`'•.¸_)¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♥♥
    ♥Miranda♥
    ♥(_¸.•'´(_¸.•'´*♥♥*`'•.¸_)`'•.¸_)♥
    ♥ (_¸.•'´(_¸.•'´*♥♥♥*`'•.¸_) `'•.¸_) ♥

  19. Miranda665 Miranda665
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2009 1:57pm UTC
    Can you name 13 people off the top of your head?
    1. arianna
    2. marisa
    3. sean
    4. jessie<3
    5. nick v
    6. kyle
    7. shannon
    8. Veronica
    9. katie
    10. dominic
    11. antohony
    12. mike
    13. nick s.
    How did you meet 10?
    neighbor
    Have you ever seen 4 cry?
    no
    Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
    nope
    Are you good friends with 13?
    no
    Do you think 5 is cute?
    no way
    Something about 1..?
    bestie
    How did you meet 12?
    aunts neighbor
    Whats 7s fav color?
    purple
    What would you do if 6 confessed that they like you?
    I would be like ask me out
    Fact about 9?
    crazy, funny
    Would you ever live with 4?
    yes- hes my luv!
    Is 2 single?
    yep
    where does 7 live?
    new hampshure
    What do you think about 2?
    she is my best sister forever<3
    Whats the worst thing about 5?
    he is annoying and fat
    Whos 11 going out with?
    tottaly single
    What do you think about 3?
    best cousin<3

  20. Miranda665 Miranda665
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2009 12:49pm UTC
    i hate my life any1 agree with me btw hav any problems u wanna talk about e-mail me at mandypolhemus@hotmail.com
    <3 Miranda
    e-mail me!!

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