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Minecraft_steve

1. Minecraft_steve
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2014 9:52pm UTC
   So this saturday she has a date.
   with one of my friends.
   and she was telling me and my cousin about it.
   then she pointed at me winked and said
   SATURDAAAAYYYYY!!
   The only thing that kept me from crying was
   sheer willpower.
   And i think she knows it.
   
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2. Minecraft_steve
   posted a quote
   February 10, 2014 11:28pm UTC
   Girls please answer this question.
   Why do you go for jerks?
   I need to know.
   
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3. Minecraft_steve
   posted a quote
   February 9, 2014 9:13pm UTC
   I sent her a flower through a school fundraiser
   and im scared about her reaction... I put a
   quote from this website on it this is
   what it said:
   I can hear my own heartbeat
   and it makes me extremely lonely
   because i would rather hear yours
   
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4. Minecraft_steve
   posted a quote
   February 8, 2014 5:18pm UTC
   I feel like im a huge dissapointment to my parents
   why was I even born? What is the importance of
   my existence?
   
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5. Minecraft_steve
   posted a quote
   January 30, 2014 11:00pm UTC
   I just want someone to hold me
   and tell me everythings ok
   
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6. Minecraft_steve
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2014 9:37pm UTC
   Im just tired of feeling alone....
   like noone cares....
   ive been single for almost a year now....
   and every time ive tried to get back out there
   something holds me back from brinhing my A-game
   to truly sweep girls off their feet
   so my half efforted charm does me no good
   
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7. Minecraft_steve
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2014 10:27am UTC
   Girls always go for the jerky guys and then complain
   that all they want to do is sleep with them
   Thats not what i want.
   i want someone i can go to the hobbit and mockingjay with who will cuddle with me and watch doctor who
   Someone i can take shopping to comic book stores
   who will obsess over where Judith from the walking dead is with me. Who will be excited for avengers 2
   Captain America 2 guardians of the galaxy and other superhero movies i want someone who will spazz out over the tiniest detail revealed about an upcoming movie with me
   I want someone who will play minecraft with me through skype if we arent together
   I want someone to be not just my girlfriend but my best friend as well
   Someone who will hold me and tell me its ok when the world becomes unbareable
   Who will eat ice cream strait from the bucket while we watch the big bang theory
   Who not only aknoledges my nerdiness and accepts it, but is also nerdy
   Who i can lend my captain america hoodie and my fedoras to
   Who wont give up when things get rough
   Who will be able to tell when im lying about being fine
   Who loves me with all her heart
   And wont let go
   
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8. Minecraft_steve
   posted a quote
   January 23, 2014 1:31pm UTC
   She asked me what something on the board
   in class said even though she could easily see it...
   is she making up an excuse to talk to me
   
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9. Minecraft_steve
   posted a quote
   January 22, 2014 10:12pm UTC
   I looked at her beautiful face in class today
   to find her already staring back
   she looked away but not before i saw her beautiful
   grin that made my heart flutter
   do i have a shot?
   
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10. Minecraft_steve
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 6:40pm UTC
    Dang it Marvel you were supposed to be
    a fandom that didnt give me feels what was up
    with that last episode of S.H.I.E.L.D.?
    
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11. Minecraft_steve
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 12:40am UTC
    Im done.
    Im sick of rejection.
    Im giving up on happiness.
    Im giving up on her
    
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12. Minecraft_steve
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 2:50pm UTC
    She thanked me for the poem and said that
    it was sweet.....
    What should i do now?
    
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13. Minecraft_steve
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 2:36pm UTC
    I wrote her another poem today
    i tried to throw it into her locker
    while she was getting books
    it bounced off her hand and fell on the floor
    me:*walks away like nothing happened*
    
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14. Minecraft_steve
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 2:34pm UTC
    I am eugene in our schools production of greece
    yestarday;
    me: *in nerd glasses*
    her: I love that you are so dedicated that you wear those
    today;
    me: shows up in full nerd attire
    her: hi eugene
    
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15. Minecraft_steve
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 10:22am UTC
    Other guys can walk right up to beautiful girls and talk to them.
    i dont know how. I want more than anything to be able to talk to her.
    But I always freak out.
    I wish i was more confident.
    
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16. Minecraft_steve
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 7:44pm UTC
    There is a girl from a few towns away
    she barely knows me and claims she loves me
    i feel like im leading her on unintentionally
    what should i do to let her down easy?
    
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17. Minecraft_steve
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 9:51pm UTC
    Witty i need your help,
    i want to make myself memorable with this girl
    by the end of next week. I am begging you for help.
    Please help me and I shall owe you.
    
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18. Minecraft_steve
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 12:04am UTC
    How long should I wait before I try again?
    
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19. Minecraft_steve
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 7:01pm UTC
    I asked her out today.
    She said she is still not over her ex
    and to prove myself in varsity....
    Varsity what?
    
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20. Minecraft_steve
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 11:01pm UTC
    If this quote gets 25 likes before midnight (its 10:00 now) i will suck it up, calle her, and aske her out.
    
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