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Mike_Ate_Your_Pants
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March 23, 2012 6:57am UTC

To my Pretty Lady.....
.........""I have fallen in love with a person on the other side of my computer
...... I would never think this could be possible,
Without knowing you or knowing anything about you...,
Not knowing what you look like.
All I know is what you "say",
and all I can "see" is your thoughts.
And we can talk about EVERYTHING You understand me so well !
You laugh at my jokes and I love everything You say.
You make me feel important.
I don't have to hide anything from You Are we soul mates ? I think so....
I can understand now how blind people fall in love...
They "see" the spirit and the soul of the person they fall in love with.
What's on the outside doesn't matter then...
And now I have "seen" you, and I think I LOVE YOU.... You make me so happy, I think of you all day, every day."" ..............................

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September 7, 2011 7:24am UTC

Witty 2009..
Mike & Zoey
(my story on here)
When i was 15..i joined this site cause i thought it was like ''myspace'' anyways
i met alot of people on here the majority are girls of course, i enjoyed every second i spent on here back then...i met a girl named ''Zoey'' at first we were just ''close friends'' but then i really liked her...so we started dating..as time passes i started to realize that i'm inlove with her.....we dated for like 6months then i found out she was fake...she wasnt who i thought she was...she leavet she even deleted all comments and quotes..i never heard from her again after she leavet in 2weeks i was so depressed so leavet too...but yesterday i came back...cause it was her birthday..and i hoped to find her again to tell her that no matter what i still love her like the start and i dont care what she look like cause when i loved her i didnt love her for her photos or looks i loved for who she was...her personality was just so.....i cant even find the right words to describe how amazing she is...please Zoey if your reading this please just talk to me...let me know that your okay...and you should know i never stopped loving you..
and Happy Birthday babe :]
-Mike Ate Yo! Pants-
NN ''

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August 21, 2011 6:39am UTC

LOL UR MOM''
Blonde: What Does ''LOL'' mean.?
Someone: Laugh Out Loud.
Blonde: Why Would I Wanna Do That...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*Jizzed My Pants from laughing* xDD
Umm okay stfu it wasnt that funny o.O
-Mike Ate Yo! Pants- xD
NN ''

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August 21, 2011 6:20am UTC

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August 20, 2011 10:58pm UTC

Girls are Fagggots...
And Fagggot is a bundel of sticks..........
Bundel of sticks are from trees
And trees are nature
And nature is beautiful..
therefore all of you girls ARE
''FAGGGOTS''
therefore your all
Beautiful..
xD
-Mike Ate Yo! pants xD-

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August 20, 2011 6:47am UTC

You're beautiful..
(to all witty girls)
You are beautiful.
Beautiful from my point of view
You are so beautiful I will stop a bullet for you
You’re so beautiful that I will die to have a girl like you
You are beautiful by the way you walk
You are beautiful by the way you talk
You are really beautiful when you smile
You are beautiful Because You Are You
Dedicated to all witty girls :]
-Mike Ate Yo! Pants- xD
NN ''

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August 20, 2011 6:26am UTC

The Hottes Female In Your Life = Your Girlfriend
The Most Beautifulest Female In Your Life = Your Wife
The Sweetest Female In Your Life = Your Grandma
The Most Scariest Female In Your Life = Your Mom
(Yes my mom scares me xD)
-Mike Ate Yo! Pants- xD

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August 20, 2011 5:58am UTC

Girls Are Like The Stars Theres Billions Of Them But Only One Can Make My Dreams Come True..
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-Mike Ate Yo! Pants- xD

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August 20, 2011 5:50am UTC

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August 20, 2011 5:42am UTC

Just stfu and eat it will ya?!?!?! ;]

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August 20, 2011 5:18am UTC

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August 20, 2011 5:05am UTC

Hey there pretty ladies ;] hahah well I'm Mike And Im Back....some people dont know me but some do and i miss my old friends :/ i need someone to help me find them?
Thanks.

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