Mikaylaax3

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Mikaylaax3

Status: i like sandwiches.

Member Since: 5 Dec 2011 06:15pm

Last Seen: 3 Nov 2013 01:50pm

Location: canada

Gender: F

user id: 247309

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Hi I'm Mikayla and I love Seahaven and Panda's.
I'm not really that interesting so um yah.

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Mikaylaax3
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Today I learned why the lifesaver is called a lifesaver. Apparently the guy who invented it had a daughter who died from choking on a piece of candy and so the guy decided to create some candy that no matter how it got lodged in your throat there would still be a little air hole. So for everyone who has choked on a lifesaver, you owe your life to that guy.

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Mikaylaax3
posted a quote
October 20, 2012 8:55pm UTC

SO TODAY,
i saw a llama running down the street.
the llama was quickly followed by a teen yelling,
"WAIT ALEX, DON'T GO, I LOVE YOU!"
mylifeisaverage

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Mikaylaax3
posted a quote
October 19, 2012 10:41pm UTC

She's a bright eyed BEAUTIFUL girl
in a cold world.

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Mikaylaax3
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 10:14pm UTC

it makes me upset seeing pretty much everybody
having really awesome and cute friendships
on witty and i'm just here being an antisocial
old fart.

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Mikaylaax3
posted a quote
October 18, 2012 10:03pm UTC

"what's the point of being alive if you don't try to do something remarkable?"
-John Green
not my format.

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Mikaylaax3
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 9:43pm UTC

hi guys,
okay, i just wanted to let my very few followers
that i'm not going to be on witty as much as i used to.
actually, i won't be on at all. i never make, or fav-
ourite quotes, nor comment as much as i used to.
i guess you can say witty is just boring to me now.
if you'd want to speak to me though, try me through
tumblr or twitter. i'll go on here every few weeks
to check on things and stuff, i guess i won't
be completely gone. idk. so, uh, yeah. that's
kind of it. love y'all! (: ♥
@mikayrawrr
alltimestyles(.)tumblr(.)com

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Mikaylaax3
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 1:39pm UTC

Yesterday,
a raindrop landed on my head. I was inside a building which has a ceiling
with a sky as part of the design. My first thought? The great hall of Hogwarts.
MLIA.
(NMF, credit to OneDirection)

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Mikaylaax3
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 11:57am UTC

Teacher: Where is the place you go to get away from all the drama in your life?
Popular Girl: My boyfriend's arms.
Teacher: Aww.
Class: Aww.
World: Aww.
Me: My fridge.
Teacher:
Class:
World:
Popular Girl:
Me: Aww.

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Mikaylaax3
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 10:14pm UTC

Person: What state do you live in?
Me: Denial.

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Mikaylaax3
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 1:11pm UTC

Back to school ads ?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ... no
NMQ/NMF

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Mikaylaax3
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 12:37pm UTC

Someone: That's so gay.
White Girl: OH MY GOD YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT. DID YOU? DID YOU REALLY.YOU KNOW, LOVE IS LOVE, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S BETWEEN A BOY AND A BOY OR A GIRL AND A GIRL, IT'S LOVE. GAY SHOULDN'T BE USED AS AN INSULT, I HOPE YOUR HEAD IS CUT OFF AND THROWN INTO A GAY BAR.
Someone: That's so gay.
Gay Person: ikr.

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Mikaylaax3
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 9:33pm UTC

Teacher: Does anyone know the answer?
Student: *raises hand*
Teacher: Yes, you!
Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: -____________-

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Mikaylaax3
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 12:48pm UTC

imagine a mirror,
that could reveal your personality, would you dare look?

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Mikaylaax3
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 3:19pm UTC

AND IN THAT MOMENT
i swear we were wumbo.

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Mikaylaax3
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 10:25pm UTC

sometimes I miss that little girl,
whose dreams had no barriers,
who believed in a world where anything was possible,
and had a heart that was full & unbroken.
♥

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Mikaylaax3
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 9:55pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Mikaylaax3
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 2:13pm UTC

I always find
a way to screw
everything up.

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Mikaylaax3
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 2:09pm UTC

Age 10: Worry about internet people finding me in real life.
Now: Worry about people in real life finding me on the internet .

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Mikaylaax3
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 9:53pm UTC

I blame Nicholas Sparks
for my high expectations.
nmf

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Mikaylaax3
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 9:49pm UTC

Being in a relatonship isn't
about the kissing, the dates,
or the showing off. It's
about being with that person
makes you happy in a
way no one else can. // ♥

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