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remembermex3
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August 7, 2011 1:01am UTC

Reasons why girls hate their periods
- Sneezing, and feeling like a ketchup dispenser
- Headaches that really make you want to curl up in a ball and die.
- Barely staying awake in class, no matter how much sleep you got the night before.
- The cramps, oh wait, I mean the chainsaw in your uterus.
- Standing up and feeling like a freaking fire hose.
- Goodbye white, anything tight, and skinny jeans. Hello dark sweatpants and hoodies.
- Finally getting your skin to where you accept it, then you start PMSing and you break out all over again.
- Wanting to kill everything, minus your dog.
- Feeling and looking like a balloon isn't sexy.
- Icecream cures everything...except for your already bloated stomach.
- Randomly breaking out in tears over something that wouldn't bother you any other day.
- Not being able to give someone a hug (when you need one most) because your boobs are so sore.
- Getting out of the shower and having to run like a ninja to get to your clothes in time.
- It always pops up on important events. Your birthday, vacation, holidays, ect..
THERE IS ONE REASON YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY ON YOUR PERIOD, THOUGH. (highlight)
Congratulations, you're not pregnant.

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DoNotJudgeMe
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June 3, 2013 5:13pm UTC

My name is unknown
My age is thirteen
You wouldn't believe
all the shít that I've seen
I've dated around
since I was eleven
And one of my friends
is living in heaven
My arms tend to bleed
when I'm feeling alone
And for the last year
I didn't have a home
I lie and I cheat
I beg and I steal
And more likely than not
I've wound up the third wheel
I love all my friends
Without them I'd die
And you can trust me:
I'm willing to try
Are you ever offered weed?
I certainly am
I know how to get it
And if I want it, I can
You think that all middle schoolers
act all the same?
But I swear on my life
You play the same game
The one with the cheating, the lying
the theft
The one where you act like
it's YOU who knows best
You act like we're less
Like we're nothing to you
But can't you see?
We matter too.
My name is unknown
My age is thirteen
You wouldn't believe
all the shít that I've seen

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yourcool
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July 10, 2013 11:12pm UTC

i crave his kisses.

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yourcool
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July 10, 2013 11:41pm UTC

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abokist*
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April 10, 2013 6:26pm UTC

Lol, so I get suspended if I don't dye my hair to its original colour.
HERE I AM, LAUGHING SO HARD

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Chlohoey
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April 10, 2013 5:25pm UTC

If a girl wants to stuff her bra, let her.
If a girl wants to cover herself in fake tan or make-up, let her.
If a girl wants to bleach her hair or wear extensions, let her.
If a girl wants to wear fake nails and eyelashes, let her.
You are nobody to judge. Chances are, that girl hides behind cosmetics because of people like you telling her that she isn't good enough. So stop the posts and status' b//itching fake girls.
Chances are, she's just as insecure as you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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br0kenwings
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April 9, 2013 11:14pm UTC

I heard you got yourself a date already;
funny, thought you needed your space
just five nights ago.
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

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Lolsorue_girl
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April 10, 2013 9:26am UTC

BravoSierra's format
What's That ?You heard
a bunch of bad stories about me from someone who hates me? that sh.t must be true !

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shesjustokay
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April 10, 2013 4:35am UTC

Honey you're twelve.
Blow bubbles not boys.

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happiest*
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April 10, 2013 12:37pm UTC

Here's to the jocks,
with their high self-esteem
because you're so good at everything.
you cheat, you lie, you break all the rules,
"Aren't I awesome?" you look like a tool.
So go throw that ball, go swing that bat
Everyone loves you, but I'm smarter than that.
Cause one day it'll stop, one day you'll see,
that number on your jersey
means nothing to me.

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BravoSierra
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April 10, 2013 6:16pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
"You're so hot,"
I whisper, as I take my plate out of the microwave.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 6:24pm UTC

20 years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.
Now we have no jobs, no cash and no hope.
Please God, don't let Kevin Bacon die, too.

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happiest*
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April 10, 2013 1:11pm UTC

Don't you do all those things?:
-you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
-you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
-you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
-you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
-you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
-you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
-you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
-you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
-you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
-you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
-you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
-you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
-you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
-you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
-you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
-you use the "sup" head nod.
-you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
-you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
-youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.

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kclove5
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March 13, 2013 10:48pm UTC

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You watch the clock wind down and let the days go by.
You justify the time you’ve spent, but all you do is make the rent.
We’ll be buried with our memories, you’ll just be dead.
I’ll live forever, you’ll just die in vain.
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sammy*
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March 16, 2013 1:03pm UTC

When i look at you,
I see this perfect person and then there's me,
this weird crazy person with all these problems and
i don't see how you chose me but please, just stay.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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March 16, 2013 5:10pm UTC

She wears short skirts
I wear your granddad's clothes
She's cheer captain
& I look incredible.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 1:24am UTC

what's the point of blurring out
the middle finger on tv, like ooooh you have fooled me so hard, what's behind all that blur? is it an umbrella? an elephant? a young bill cosby?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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pinapplesealover3
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February 9, 2013 4:36pm UTC

you've got me in a trance;
please take off your pants(; [ ♥ ]

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