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MichaelScarpati

1. MichaelScarpati
   posted a quote
   February 25, 2012 11:11am UTC
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   "When i was little, my dad said the key to life, was happiness. One day in school the teachers gave us an assignment and said write down what you want to be when you get older. I wrote down happy. They said i didn't understand the assignment. I said they didnt understand the meaning of life." ~john Lennon
   
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2. MichaelScarpati
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   February 25, 2012 11:06am UTC
   Who Ever thought the happiest man in the world could make up the saddest quote?
   " I like to stand out in the rain so no one can see my tears of you." ~ Mr. Bean
   formatcredittofatassmuffin
   
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3. MichaelScarpati
   posted a quote
   November 17, 2011 9:25pm UTC
   1) No body can open their mouth all the way and stick their toung past their lips.
   2) 90% of you just tried that
   3) 100% just learned it was false
   5) a simple majority of you just laughed
   6) most people didnt notice we skipped # 4
   6)Most of you went back and checked
   7) Most of you also missed we skipped # 2
   8)Got you again
   9) But did you catch the repeating 6?
   10) you looked, didnt you?
   
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4. MichaelScarpati
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2011 10:50am UTC
   Kim Kardashian's marriage
   was shorter than the pause dora makes when she askes kids a question
   credit;yourbackbonebroseph
   
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5. MichaelScarpati
   posted a quote
   October 28, 2011 4:24pm UTC
   If Your Sexy And Ya
   Know It Clap Your Hands!
   <3 if you clapped your hands
   
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6. MichaelScarpati
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2011 9:10pm UTC
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   This Is The Key To My Heart
   Dont Take It And Run.
   Take It And Never Let It Go.
   Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death!
   
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7. MichaelScarpati
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2011 9:05pm UTC
   My Heart Is A Puzzle
   &&
   Your The Missing Piece
   ♥
   
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8. MichaelScarpati
   posted a quote
   October 9, 2011 7:56pm UTC
   When a girl gets hacked by her friends,
   Heyyyy girl its me! ily!!!!!!!! <3
   Share
   When a guy gets hacked by his friends,
   im gay!!!!!! I LIKE BUTT! MEN ARE AMAZING!
   Share
   nmf/NMQ
   
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9. MichaelScarpati
   posted a quote
   October 8, 2011 9:46pm UTC
   so one
   day a group of
   prostitutes were arrested. one
   of the prostitutes grandma said
   "Why are all of you sitting in a line?" she replied "um we are buying oranges." grandma said
   " I will buy one too!" the cope came and said " how do you do it? your so old!" she said " well i just pull out my dentures and suck em dry!" the cop fainted....
   nmf
   
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10. MichaelScarpati
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    October 2, 2011 8:58pm UTC
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11. MichaelScarpati
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2011 9:40pm UTC
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    After reading the
    the sentence, you
    now realize that the
    the human brain does not
    informe you that the word
    "the" has appeared twice.
    
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12. MichaelScarpati
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 4:30pm UTC
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    Who Else Dies A Little Inside When
    A Teacher Says
    "Did You Do Do The Back?"
    ------------------------
    *nmf
    
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13. MichaelScarpati
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    September 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Will you always remember me?
    Yes, I love you <3
    knock, knock!
    Whos there?
    I thought you said you would remember me </3
    damn it...
    
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14. MichaelScarpati
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 9:30pm UTC
    I <3 walmart
    weirdos go there...............
    not true
    Well who ever said the freaks come out at night, has obviously never been to walmart during the day...
    
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15. MichaelScarpati
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    September 10, 2011 4:46pm UTC
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16. MichaelScarpati
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    September 9, 2011 11:32pm UTC
    Find What's Wrong!
    ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWXYZ
    Click The <3 If You Found The Mistake
    
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17. MichaelScarpati
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    September 9, 2011 9:31pm UTC
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18. MichaelScarpati
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    September 9, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    I HATE IT WHEN
    SOMEONE SEE'S ME
    IN THE SUPERMARKET AND
    IS LIKE
    "Oh HEYYYY WHAT YOU DOIN HERE?!?!"
    AND IM JUST LIKE
    "Oh you know, hunting elephants
    
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19. MichaelScarpati
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    September 8, 2011 9:17pm UTC
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    That Awkward Moment When #1
    When Your Being Yelled At
    By A Teacher And Your Trying Not To
    LAUGH
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20. MichaelScarpati
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    I Want A 6 Month Vacation
    Twice
    A Year
    (: (;
    
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