MichaelSalisbury

MichaelSalisbury
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November 6, 2012 6:55pm UTC

Fun Fact:
I love you.

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MichaelSalisbury
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November 6, 2012 6:34pm UTC

When girls call me adorable I feel like a puppy
So I start shaking my butt with my tongue out.

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MichaelSalisbury
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November 6, 2012 6:12pm UTC

Girls at my
school are icky.

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MichaelSalisbury
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November 6, 2012 12:53pm UTC

How To Find Out If He Likes You #728
Tell him you like his shirt. Take note of how many times he wears it.

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MichaelSalisbury
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November 6, 2012 12:10pm UTC

A- Available: Yes, but I'm fine being single...
B- Birthday: October 27th
C- Crushing on: My best-girl-friend
D- Drink you last had: Water
E- Easiest person to talk to: Seth
F- Favorite song: 21 Guns, Green Day
G- Gorssest memeory: One time I threw up on a girl I liked in second grade.
H- Hometown: Michigan
I- In love with: Witty
J- Jealous of: Beau Brooks, I want to scream like him.
K- Killed someone: Never.
L- Longest friendship: Natalie, since preschool.
M- Middle name: James
N- Number of siblings: 3
O- One wish: For her to like me back...
P- Person who called last: Momma Salisbury
Q- Question your always asked: "How old are you?"
R- Reason you smile: Knowing that somewhere a baby graiffe was just tickled.
S- Song you last heard: Red, by Taylor Swift
T- Time you woke up: 6:30 for practice.. I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE SCHOOL.
U- Underwear color: Blue... you naughty people.
V- Violent moment you had: Cleated to the face during a game..
W- Worst habbit: Biting my nails.
X- X-rays you had: Nose, both Legs, right ankle, spine, left arm, right wrist.
Y- Your Last kiss: :)
Z- Zodiac sign: Scorpio... I think

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MichaelSalisbury
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November 6, 2012 11:56am UTC

Real Life?
Never heard of that server.

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MichaelSalisbury
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November 5, 2012 9:45pm UTC

My followers are sexy beasts.

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MichaelSalisbury
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November 5, 2012 9:14pm UTC

Today my little sister asked if I had a girlfriend...
I told her I was too socially awkward.

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MichaelSalisbury
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November 5, 2012 8:52pm UTC

Last Sunday my man Izzy took his life.
He couldn't take it anymore, he was bipolar.
He took two shots to his head.
I attended his funeral
but had to excuse myself because
I was causing a scene.
I'm sorry Izzy,
hope to see you again.
I still have the letter you wrote me in the third grade.
Rest In Paradise

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